28.7.22


he took trouble not to catch his step turn his head he acted like he didnt hear a thingkept walking

at the car waiting for his buddy to unlock the doors he said over the hood to him You hear that
                                                                                                    he had doubts  Wannabet   No bets we know   We do   Not necessarily something to bragbout   No no  not at all   Agreed   man was usually off somewhere in his head anif he didnt maintain eye contact with himdrive the conversation like Mad Max Imperator Furiosa hed float off or worse talkbout his glory days

he repeated himself inside the car

What?

he bit his tongue I asked if you heard that

Heard what?

At that table sixseven junior high guys

Junior high boys?

Are you blind look through the windshield  Yasee em

he looked I see them.

Did you hear them say anything

No, but I wouldn’t.

They were talking awfully loud

No I didn’t hear them heard what they said.

Something else man They must be getting an education though

An education? Why would you say that?

Because without history at school the otherwise dolts woudnt know what a luddite was let alone able to use it in conversation in a sentence

Luddite?  no lights went on

  Im a luddite Ive mentioned it before Im opposed to new technologyways of working historically a luddite was one of many English workers who destroyed machinery especially in cotton an woolen mills the machines threatened their jobs

Ah . yes yes . . you have mentioned that before.

Appreciate the confirmation though would have thoughtby now it had sunk into your brain

Comme ci comme ca.

Comere No Nevermind  Go away go away ya got the retention of a mite

Regarding some things. I’m not lettin’ you get my goat.

Yaknow given how oftenhow much I reiteraterepeat myself  regarding most things
                                                                                       But nevermind ya didnt hear
I did not

Suffice to say the quote I plucked walking past them
                                                       “. . . like being fucked in the ass by a big luddite.” 
 
1533,  Thursday,  3  2. 22
1245,  Thursday,  28  7. 22
Bruce Springsteen  Glory Days  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6vQpW9XRiyM


I gotta get me one of those he was humouring himself

he closed the bookhis thumbs between the pages

itd be expensive
                 
the Romans had their shit together 
                                     “(They) cleaned their behinds with sea sponges attached to a stick, – ingenious – and the gutter supplied clean flowing water to dip the sponges in. This soft, gentle tool was called a tersorium, which literally meant ‘a wiping thing.’ The Romans liked to move their bowels in comfort.”

he thought the final sentence erred
                                     wiping ones behind and moving their bowels in comfort were two different things excreting and cleaning afterwards different beasts
the tersorium  a whole other matter

the timing was impeccablehe was finished

he returned the bookmarker to keep his place and set book down atop the others Shelly McCarthy Doctorow Perlstein Crumley stacked on a white ash stool to his left

Cottonelle UltraGentle CleaningRipples with aloe and vitamin E was his go-to he knew they developed flushable wipes but refrained
               Why  Theyre in line with tersoriums   a curious Mariachi bandit 

They are Ill grant you that
                            The difference two bucks  sixteen for six doublerolls onehunredseventy per  onethousandtwenty sheets versus fourteen for threehunredthirtysix sheets

Ah  being frugalcomfort be damned . .
. . Not really Tried an truetried an true  If it aint broke don fix it

Spanking me with idioms

I spose I am

Well doesnt affect me

No not really

Have you ever sampled them

A sample came with rolls I purchased once

An

My girlfriend used it

She like it

She did she did

She did

Yes she did

Im just sayin

Have to get the last word
 
  Yes   Please 

2152,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  27  7. 22
1034,  Thursday,  28  7. 22

he had twothree gurusno yogisno thank you mind over bodythough he maintained both to the best of his ability

Ari Melber  Twosday 26July 1702hrs
                                        “FOX . . . they will cover things that are not newsworthy, or even true, and even with that somewhat lower bar . . respectfully . as they say in the streets . respectfully . . they still did not cover Trump today.”

Pence got 17 minutes of coverage

Trump got ZERO