Breathe through your nose

                        Breathe  through your nose he kept telling himselfreminding himself

why he did was beyond himwasnt a yoga freak

he did

it worked

planks

pushups

situps

   nose breathing

                    but doing so felt like he was being watchedwatched uncomfortably close  undeniably close

inspected

             introspection

fact of the matter was he broke his nose four times 

                                                      breath wasnt happycontent through his nose  he preferred to gulp airGULP through his mouth like a drowning fish

                                                   GULP like he was gobbling an enormous tit  YEShe was sure it smelled wonderful but smelling cant contend with tasting not tactilely titilatingly as sucking

                                                                                           YES it influences taste Sure  No doubt  hed concede

           rather though hed take it in his mouth than his nose

                                                                  not that hed discountout of hand an erect nipple stuffed in his nostrilhe was game sexually he was game for everything

                                                                 with the opposite sex  

heterosexual 

            he was devoutly heterosexual

when homosexuals hit on him he acknowledged their attractionfavour

                                                                         You flatter meThank you but Im straight

How do you know if you haven’t tried?

Tried  the catchword

                     Maybe  if you had tits maybe if you had an appleshaped ass maybe if you had feminine curves and a pussy 

               No  Not really

Ultimately obviously swinging a cock  Cocks arent appealingmines not   Case closed

Be content with thank you Please So I don have to fuck you up  he didnt say that

    Curiously

                he found he exerted himself better if he breathed through his nose

939 preferred to 2139,  Thursday,  3  2. 22

his eyes probably had more fun with him than others eyes had with them

a doubletake wasnt a oneoff

                             often he found himself shaking his head like a Beatle performing She Loves You did he really see that

       NO when all the evidence was in definitely not 

thats okay

           that it dawned on him tickled himmade him smile made others suspicious Why’s he smilin’? people arent amused when you walk around smiling like youre in possession of something extremely pleasant who are you to have it dont they deserve it they want it too no matter theyre without a clue what it is

                                                                                   I Me Mine

recently he walked to the market reading a scifi by Martha Wells All Systems Red about a murderbot 

he was engrossedthoroughly entertained

crossing lanes of traffic in a crosswalk that had to provide him thirty seconds to cross he did say lanes he entered the shopping complex

                   on the sidewalk running before the shopsto his right the parking lot an enormous scab of tarmac perhaps onehunred coloured vehicles he glimpsed six spaces one after the other at the very front of the lane allotted preference in consideration of the twoyear old Trump virus and its spawn at the head of each space was a sign that read DRIVEL UP & GO

                                   they were pickup spots for grocery customers who called in their orders for no extra fee except that one would likely be more circumspect picking out their produce associates delivered them to the parked cars

he bookmarked and closed the book set it inside the cloth shopping bag hanging from his shoulder and masked up  thereby denying others of his humoured smile and their suspicions DRIVEL UP

                                                                                                                     but ofcourse

1400,  Monday,  24  1. 22

1034,  Thursday,  3  2. 22

Beatles  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S302kF8MJ-I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seqaTuXkqFI