the gathering broke up

That felt successful.

You know it was    

an expression  shrugged

                                  Shoud I say

Would you please.

Tha was really successful

Thank you.

Wha a fuckin maroon Bugsy Bunny yippin in his ear

                                                    Must say the worst pain delivered some remarkable tales 

It did, didn’t it?

I think they remembered better than if you had askedem to tell a joke

                                                                             Pains awfully funny though

Which  I have to admitcauses me to ask

                                            Which pain woud you prefer  Dull or sharp

I’d prefer dull, not acute.

   Acute

I said sharp

They’re the same.

No  Acute describes a condition sudden short duration  Sharp is the physical sensation of pain

    But  if you prefer acute to sharp I think I could convince you to suffer  acutely   chuckled

No. I don’t think so. shook his head wearily  they usually tangled trying to make the other submit

I think so

    Awright.

 

                Awright.  What you got?

We agree between dull an acute an you would prefer dull pain

We agree.

Fine

        So

Woudya rather date a dull woman or an acute woman

                                                           Its possible she coud be an acute dull woman

A cute woman?

Acute woman

The question?

Who youd rather date

    Jaysus.

Lemme put it this way

                          How long does it takedo you to stay with a woman before you recognise shes dull

You mean really dull?

Wow

        You just upped the ante

We can go with really dull but I want you to understand the variant you just described named  in my head  I see reallydull  one word  not really space dull

    Severe man  Reallysevere

Thank you. Maybe.

                          I don’t know how long it would take me. Might depend on my age.

Your age  Whaya talkin about    Confusing me

                                                     Say youre dating

When?

Listen man you dated longer than me before you married because it feltas you said like it was about time you settled downwhich excuse me  sounds more like settling not settling down

You settled for your wife.

I loved my wife

                    There was no settling

 

I really couldn’t say how long.

Coudnt say how long before youd be able to determine if a woman was an acute dull woman

 

    Not now.   Couldn’t say.

I can

You could?

Ja

      I believe Id know by the fourth blowjob

Needless to saybut for your edification I will  tonguelashings amid the blowjobs

                                                                                           Four

That might not be long at all.

Dull ought to present pretty quick friend

                                               But there ought to be some benefit while determining the fact  

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So tell me, the worse pain you ever felt in your life. One to ten ten being the worst.

    not a shabby icebreaker certainly not as severe as death

the rest of the group appeared reticent

he jumped into the fray

                          Methinks they seemed surprise if they knew himthey didnt theyd understand it a common refrain he used that since you broached the subject you ought to say

his eyelids fluttered they were familiar he knew he knew what he was going to say

                                                                                You know.

I do they don

Ah.  Yes.

             I went in for a lower GI appointment and had to confess I wasn’t able to give myself an enema.

They said they’d handle it.

When the nurse jabbed me with the catheter she penetrated my rectumI screamedthought I was going to lose my mind.

 

    And . . .

And.

Your line

My line?

Yes

      Its funnier when you say it   But I can if youve forgotten youscreamed

Shit.

Yeah.

        

              She wrecked my rectum.

Easily the most severe pain I’ve ever felt, endured.

One to ten

Ninepoint . . two. It was insane.

Our host is not one to be absolute

                                     stepping back he addressed the circle Whos next

My pain scale is probably unlike any of yours unless you too are a practised masochist

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P.S.  he had thought that death would be the worst pain ever  then he learned DMT a hallucinogen kicks in an going out exiting  one is tripping  into timelessness

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sitting on the pot gazing unfocused across the swirlpatterned linoleum floor fake groutlines cut it into twelvebytwelve inch squares

                                   gazing    gazing  gazTHERE    

momentarily thenTHERE again

                                 usually when one presents others follow  outed by his loosened sensibilities

the first vacillated between a pig and a pug a puggle hooves paws Ten an Two on top a big round steering wheel

the second nearly between his feet

                                       half an Asian womans face her exquisitely made-up right eye lovingly looking down at a weird ippo taoka stuffed animal a kitten  she tucked to her cheek

What about me? the curmudgeon

                                       upperhalf his grim face peering over a curled razorwire  blatant  who every time he took a shit he saw

                                   Wha about you

You see me.

    You

            Every time bub   Every  Time      

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https://www.byrdie.com/eye-shapes-5080175

death is a genuine icebreaker for conversation between people meeting the first time

he readily admits he enjoys offending people right off the bat an in turn if they have any gamefeel ressentiment hes terribly fond of the French  resentment towards him they will try to offend him not understandingbecause they dont know him he cant be offended     

I believe the sooner we get things we honestly disagree on out in the open off our chests the sooner we can concentrate on those we agree

if theyre candid as he preferred not to engage idiots they admit at best it is a sound strategy at least an interesting tack

     although not to be contrary  hes terribly fond of manœuvre French for manoeuvre loved the compression of the o and e a ligature

 

    . . . somethings gonna kill ya

                                     Its nice to know its name

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generations ago when his family came to Wisconsin to farm they decided not to turn over all the earth create vast flat fields

                 strategically they fell some trees but notoriously according to neighbours who fell the trees plowed the whole of their properties under they failed to fully monetise their land

it was odd to see treed farmland

recently it became odder when they quit farming most of it to create a scenic green cemetery to provide mushroom burials

it took off gangbusters

they enjoyed that they revised the vernacular of what it meant to plant

                                                                             he plied an additional quirk

opened a small stand where he sold postcards to record GPS location of loved ones burial coordinates and local vegetables and fresh air fried breaded zucchini and mushrooms

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0823,  Monday,  8  9. 25

https://planetfriendlyfunerals.com/the-magic-of-mushrooms-in-natural-burials/

https://www.ecowatch.com/mushroom-casket-burial.html#:~:text=Now%2C%20a%20company%20from%20the,said%20in%20the%20press%20release.

https://returnhome.com/what-states-allow-green-burial-or-natural-burial/

decompinaut  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7rS_d1fiUc

burial practise  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUmMFZkni5k

https://www.greenburialcouncil.org/opening_closing_maintenance_green_burial_grave.html