6.3.19



rolling on the 101 south entering Ventura he came up on a large white refrigerated truck 

he hadnt paid any attention to it at a distance but now he realised it was going to impede him traffic in either lane beside him was moving too fast to allow him to merge safely
80 miles per hour is the new 65  

he disengaged cruise control he fell back on the informative DMV booklet he studied  when he was learning to drive when following another vehicle the correct distance to be maintain should be one car length for every ten miles per hour of speed 

he slowed to 60 re-engaged cruise control and gave the truck approximately seven car lengths
                                                                                                doing so he couldnt say how many vehicles from either lane shot past himentered his lane without using their turn signal indicators never a cop around when you need one wending their hectic ways believing themselves slick Mario Andrettis or redneck Richard Pettys  the traffic directly behind him became irritated with him and flashed their brights during the daytime CHRIST Fucking go around yaint blind yacant miss the truck ahead of me yacan see it over my hood

so he dug his heels in let them hurtle past hed be patient Excuse me all to hell Just trying to live my life in your world and then done negotiating or bothering with the traffic coming up fast behind him he finally had a moment to pay attention to the boxy refrigerated truck

IDeal
Meat


whassat supposed to mean
                           the way he read it was I Deal Meat which seemed  rather untoward  it couldnt possibly be an error that the sign painter made Ideal Meat made sense IDeal  why the capital D  for attention it grabbed his attention but he susceptible to wordplay he was always manipulating words making up words to suit his purpose but he usually reserved those words for family and friends the uninitiated hadnt a clue what he was doing 

I Deal

IDeal

Ideal
      they fucked with his head 

getting a little irate he tossed a look up into his rearview mirror checked his sidemirrors ROOM  VROOM

he blew kisses at the truck as he sped past


that was nearly a week ago


he was still thinking about it

theres an I Deal Meat & Provisions in Northridge California  in the telephone book

not however an IDeal Meat


he did rather like how it engaged him though  how it riled his imagination



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