he recited the line “People are
treating me as if my vagina’s Pandora’s Box.”
Damn I wish I wrote that
You wish you wrote that?
You kiddin me its a fantastic
line equating a vagina with Pandoras
Box Hell as a kid we called girls vaginas boxes Betcha shes got a nice box
he screwed up his facerolled his eyes
Betcha she’s got a nice box? I
can’t say I ever thought a girl’s vagina was nice.
You havent thought a girls pussy was nice
Hell, no.
Yare unbelievable
What?
Man theyre like peaches Perfect ripe peaches
Yeah. Ripe.
Stop Im talkinbout that perfect peach not too
hardnot too soft juicy but not too
juicy Though even if it was I wouldnt
bitch Id lick my chin
You trying to gross me out?
No Whas to gross you out
You go down on women?
You like women going down on
you Like its their sworn dutylike their
mammas told them You go down on your man You take him in your mouth and suck him like he was a delicious lollipop
You’re being ridiculous.
Maybe hyperbolic not ridiculous Answer the question
You’re asking me if I like a
woman to give me head?
I am
I do!
the rapidity of his answerthe
exclamationthe enthusiasm was telling
You do
Yes I do.
An youve never given it a thought
that a woman would like a man to go down on her
shed get some head as you
say Head
Why would I thin . .
. . Because women are so drastically different from usfrom men Because they dont have a dick that they wouldnt
want their pussies sucked and licked and gobbled
Christ man
What a lousy lover
youve been
I haven’t had any complains.
Then I donknow wha kind of woman
youve slept with
Ya get head a lot
No. Not a lot.
What?
I didnt say anything
No you didn’t, but you’re
expression, the slight shrug of your shoulders . . your eyes, they certainly
had something to say.
Ya havent wondered why you dont
get head a lot
I . . well . I figure they don’t
like giving head.
Never occurred to you theres a reciprocation when you treat a woman
like shes a sumptuous banquet shes gonna
treat you in kind
I know what Im talking about
Yeahwell, I’m not interested in
giving a woman head.
Yah Anshe aint interested in giving you head
either Maybe the few blow jobs youve
gotten were illconceived attempts to have you return the favor An the favor unreturned theyre not so keen to give it a go again Think Ya might find the logic in it
Ain’t happening.
Yup It aint
Me on the other hand I gotta be careful I dont suck the marrow out
of their bones an kill em Its a banquet
babe an might be not a soul more grateful than me for their hardy participation
and affection
Still no matter Head also suggests intelligence anif I refer to you as headless or heedless
youll have to forgive me Cant image why
such a delicacy doesnt appeal to you
Nevertheless returning to Pandoras Box Unlike the Greeks the Spartans had a high
opinion of their women they wouldnt have assigned the ills and sorrows unleased on the world when Pandora opened the box yet closing it in time to keep Hope I think she is as badly treated as Eve when regarding her seduction of Adam to take a bite of the apple
absently tapping his foothe wasnt enjoying the conversationwhat he presumed belittlement
The Spartans were Greek.
Not necessarily Sparta was a city-state governed separate of classical Athens Not to split hairs but Id call me a Spartan an you a Greek Were different tribes babe different tribes
1959, Twosday,
17 11. 20
1303, Saturday,
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