1.12.22


What did you do during Trumpvirus, Daddy?

there was a kind of a blush twinge a hint reminiscent of kids who thought to ask their GI fathers returned home from service  What did you do during the war, Daddy?

Trumpvirus 
             he was proud his daughterall his kids picked up on his disdain Whell I didnt meet your mother during that prolonged shitshow Lots of people died lots died needlessly lied to misinformed werent a priority 
                                                                                                      I wrote a lot of letters wrote a lot kept my nose clean Suffered heartbreaklots of people suffered heartbreak It was an ignominious time  I wrote letters to cunt politicians 
JOE! his wife
I SORRY he called out to her 
                               he looked at his daughter I apologiseyour mothers right I should have curbed my tongue

It’s okay, Daddy, it’s a word in the dictionaryI looked it up, but I’ve only heard you use it when people disgust you.

she was a smart cookie all their kids were figured they got their mothers brains while she figured they got his love of reading reading the dictionary 
                                 Why do you read the dictionary, Daddy?  
   Words  I love words  Theyre second only to your Mom  you kids 
AIN’T GETTING YOU OFF THE HOOK!

WOUDYA QUIT LISTENIN

NO!

Momma’s got good ears.

Thas how we met She was a server an overheard me dressdown a guy who wasnt treating her wellwas rude to her
She hasnt quit listenin to me yet 
THAT’LL BE THE DAY! 

   Baby  good thing your mothers cute

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1218,  Thursday
Country Joe and the Fish  Vietnam Song  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ft0vkKCadgk


monkey see monkey do 
                          unlikely hed want to see her monkey he had dropdead dealbreakers stitched hard black on his resume resume  wha crap his on-line dating app  Republicans can suck my dick it was not an invitation

Stefaniks “weaponised” Justice department “corrupt” law enforcement perhaps formers asshole is large enough to accommodate not only hisbut her head too fingers crossed they went one after the other would make crazy footagego viral if the pair had to be rushed to Emergency with their heads up his ass 
                                                                                the preeminent echoooohooh chamber 
McCarthy Dammit, she’s so lucky.

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Democrats are not Republicans  its a shame media believes they have the treat Republicans asif they were a political party  https://www.nytimes.com/2022/11/30/us/politics/mccarthy-jan-6-committee.html


a friend he hadnt seen in some time happened to be rolling through town  he called to see if hed like to meet for dinner 
mentioned an Italian place Heard anything about it?

A good place things to him never got better than good

Awright. Meet youshould arrive . in . hour an a half. Time for you?

Plenty Ill meet you there 


he arrived early ordered a jug of dago red a house wine it was served it in a canewrapped jug  he thought a nice touch

no sooner than Sofia the server set the bottle and glasses down than Steve arrived at the table following the buxom hostess who wore a peasantstyle blouse scoopedneck and skirt 
                                                                  he stoodgreeting him  the women stepped backout of the way not to become embroiled in their slugginghuggingslapping embrace  they evidently enjoyed their enthusiastic welcoming smiled broadly at their unabashed affection 

they thanked Eva Sofia excused herself 
                                           Manohman, I love their outfits, you know they wore them?
Halffigure you did

Had no idea, but seeing I fullyfigured you knew.

Ya give me too much credit they are appealing certainly piques ones appetite 
I should say. 
               he reached overgrabbed the bottle by its neckbegan pouring We should toast.   
A toast

Yes. I believe this maybe the first time we’ve eaten at an Italian . . ristorante.

Oh blow me getting all dagoey on me ristorante

Not shabbyhuh? 
                 Saw it on Sofia’s nametag, wears it up near her shoulder. 
I saw  Misdirection

Could be, though wouldn’t have hung right dead on.

No No I shoud say not 
                           So you don often have Italian

No, rarely, a business associate recommended it.

Im no good in the kitchen with Italian so Im drawn to them dine on whaya cant make a home  An other sundry other reasons

Sundry?

Yes

Sounds loaded.
Ohbrother involuntarily eyelids flutteredflooding with memory

Soundinglooking more loaded.

Yah  Your toast first

If I know you there’s a story. 
                                So here’s to our ongoing story, and stories you tell that enthrall me.
Aww yare mighty sweet

You’ll never know. he laughed

they clinked glasses

Ohshit, that’s tasty.

A freakin house wine they wont say what it is you cant buy a bottle to go You want it ya have to come 
                                                                                                             Brilliant to know when you got a good thing 

Steve raised his glass again 
                               To knowing when you got a good thing. 
Good things

clinked again

Really tasty. I’m happy I suggested here, would you have?

Idve asked what you were hungry for

I might not have said Italian.

Idve been at a loss I rarely dine out

Look at us suffering good fortune. 
                                    he sipped again  Your story.
Story  Yes 
            Since Im not one to kiss or tell . . Sofias timing was impeccable Kiss or tell? she askedhad come up behind him  Steve hadnt said 
                         he gave him a Thanks buddy look

Sofia was beside himhip at his shoulderher expression beckoning her question 

I know you know the concept Sofia

I do, though I wasn’t keen men did, you know, locker room gossip, have brothers, they’re pigs. 

Steves a pighe started Im a little bit pig

Just a little bit?

Yes wee wee wee a little bit  Steves a boar

What the hell? he grimaced  it was performative

Shaddup an take your beating  I know you know now Sofia knows You are who you are

This is really veering off trac . .
. . Shoud have said Sofia was coming up behind me 
So what about kiss and tell? she interrupted

No names he looked at Steve Not tha youd know them 
                                                            You really want to hear this Sofia
I’m intrigued.

Ya got me. said Steve

Really long delicious stories short 
                                    Ive had sexmade love with three different women in four differentexcuse me if I step on your toes glanced at Steve four different ristorantes It was remote booths aromas Chianti bottles dribbled with candle wax wine flickering candles checkered red an white tablecloths an amorous  amorosa equally possessed partners   

   You’re not having sex here, are you? asked Sofia 

Brava Sofia yare quick Woudnt want to play mumbleypeg with you

they chorused What’s that?

Another story 
                Appetizer Calamari Sofia

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