-- Hey
you wanna watch it
Keep talking about your cellphone like that and youll be damn lucky if
it turns itself On when you try and turn it On
If
you could read black screen itd say Fuck
you
You dont turn me On
-- Excuse me
-- You can beg until youre blue in the face and
the machine aint gonna pity you excuse you
for shit
Excuse me aint gonna cut it
-- I was saying
excuse me to you As in
Excuse me What are you talking
about
-- Oh
Talking about
Self evident isnt it
Arent
I
An idiom You catch more flies with honey than vinegar
You keep mistreating your phone
its gonna keep mistreating you
Tit for Tat
-- Tit for tat
Its a machine
-- My turn
excuse me First the by the by
my names Tat
Obviously youre a woman
Are you my Tit
-- Why you rude mo . . .
-- Aahhh
Stop before you say something
thatll let me let you really screw yourself over
-- Let me screw myself over Really
screw
myself over
-- Youre toeing the edge
-- Youre nuts
Impossible
-- No Im
possible
And a
motherfucker
Ill
fuck her as long as shes got TitsButt thats
beside the point
The point being
and listen carefully
Inanimate objects like animate object as you and I
have feelings too
And if you keep beating up on
your cellphone talking badly of her use a coarse breath well
you need her more than she could possibly ever need you
Shell shut you down with every dismal
word you use against her
Say you had bags to carry that were too heavy for
you and you wanted to ask for my
help Would you say now I know you know Im a motherfucker but thats an aside your bags are too heavy Would you tell me Hey motherfucker hump these bags for me
I dont think so
If you did probably the best youd get from me is me
fucking your bags punching them full of
holes and still having plenty left for
you if brown bag fucking is what turns your crank
The shit Ive seen I leave
doors open to most anything as long as I dont get hurt while playing
Which aint to say you aint a
freak in your own right
on your own terms
on your own terms
I try hard not to judge
-- So
despite that improbable longwinded admission what Im to take from it is inanimate things
have feelings
-- Objects Objects Not
things Objects
Inanimate Objects have feelings
Guys name their beloved cars
after women and frankly treat them
better than women
They talk to em real sweet
Baby this baby that
I heard some guys talking once and
really considered going around the bar looking for these women they were
obsessed with Then I overhear all the cooing
was about their cars
That I find impossible
From where I sat I eyeballed the
bar
There
werent near enough women to go around and none that matched their fetching descriptions briefly it occurred to me with the few gals holding
down the fort it might be a kinda spunaround stood-on-its-head Mormon polygamy
gambit
But I dont swing that way
Although theres nothing wrong with several men to
a woman in bed
Im purely heterosexual on steroids Dull
-- I dont have these kinds of conversations
-- I have these conversations
-- So what does that say about you
-- So quick arent you
Likewise
Without
What does that say about you
-- It says I dont think the animation of the
inanimate is worthwhile conversation
-- And I think youd be wrong
-- Wrong
Thats why its in-
In-
Without
Without animation
As opposed to that which is
animated
-- School teacher
But your beautiful when your feathers
are ruffled
I imagine what you must look like fresh-tossed in bed
I imagine what you must look like fresh-tossed in bed
Where do you come down in religion
-- And what does that have to do with anything
-- Please
Humour me
-- Ive read the Bible
-- I have too
Interesting stories
But not something Id take my hat
off for
All
the great books of religion tell interesting stories
So I suppose what Im asking is if youve imbibed the Kool-Aid
Believe
-- I do
-- Fine
-- And this aside as you said earlier how does it matter
-- Matter
Perfect analogy
For the grace of Gods breath I think Genesis
He formed man of the dust or mud of
the ground He breathed into his nostrils
the breath of life And man became a
living soul
His breath animated life
-- Then
you
admit there is a difference between the inanimate and animate
-- Only if you admit
theres a difference between your
breath and Gods
There is no difference between
mine and His
last night/early
this morning, Saturday/Sunday, 1 and 2
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