he didnt look beyond the truckdidnt
pay attention or likely did it dawn on him that there might be a vehicle passing
on the other side
the old woman behind the wheel banged
her brakesscreeched to a halt not that
she was going fast their inertias
commingled and he got dumped their
weight differential was the difference though
facetiously
Roleypoley almost outweighed the womans car
from where he was walking he watched
the calamity unfold had Muppet been in
the game and not assumed his pedestrianship made him Loom and invulnerable
Muppet could have stopped sooner than the woman despite his ostensibly forwardprotruding
belly that considered it might not have stopped his gut from being
taggedhim spinning like lopsided top though the glance wouldntve hurt the protrusion it wouldve jiggled like jelly
Ass over teakettle got up enraged
and stalked towards the old woman
Whatcha thinkin bout fatty he said
Muppet stopped and glared at him That old lady nearly ran me over!
Im a witness You walked out into traffic with your nose in
your cellfone Came out into traffic
right behind that passing truck and camper utterly oblivious Muppet continued glaring Obliviousness can buy you oblivion man
But ya got a pass Ya got some
scrapes for your ignorance Yadon want do anything do ya
neither were Mexican
I suggest you keep to your
obliviousness
Yamight wanna take it that Lifes
being good to ya in this instance an
that yall learn from your mistake Because
if push comes to shove Ill testify to wha I saw
You struttin yer nose in a fone disregarding conditions
Nobody should have to look out
for you man
he didnt wannabe the Hand of
Gawd but if push came to shove
