Too bad they havent a sense of humour

Who?

         Vlad? Felon?

Ja look at you

Not look at me, we’ve been haranguing ‘em the whole of this putsch, this poolitics.

We have we have

                    Now imagine as we know they dolikely have food tasters too body doubles

Unfortunate doubleshuh

You said it.

    Now imagine they had a sense of humour

Where ya goin’ with this?

Alaska  On the red carpet

Yeah. Yeah.

Felon is visibly excited all atremble

He was, he was.

When Vlads comes up on him felon drops to his knees fiddles with Vlads zipper  blowsem

Shocks the world

Not necessarily

                     World knows felons got it in him

Jaysus.

As felons finishing the real Vlad real felon emerge from the Beast slapping each other on the back as they waltzup to the carpet at felons heels an soles

    Bet youre sweet ass those doubles didnt see that coming when they auditioned

God acts in mysterious ways.

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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/TID0hnCLmC4

Youre not listening  If you did youd agree with me

                                                           Theres simple math no standard deviations

Anyes  Youll argue small sample size

S S S, baby.

No  Small sample size

                          Which is relative to my argument

Ill remind you I said fifty friends acquaintances is awfully generous

Too generous, I’d say.

I said

    One hundred friends acquaintances of yours  very possible

It is.

Ja

     Now of my generous fifty  two agree with me

Of your hunred two agree with you

By virtue of mine smaller than yours more agree with me than those who agree with you

Four percent versus two

Twice as large

Thereby my argument more compelling

But you appreciate it’s a small sample.

Ja

     As well more conducive

Seeing as you coudnt compel more of your compatriots

                                                            Dig the C alliteration

Are you sure that’s an alliteration?

I am

You don’t mind if I check?

On your everpresent cellphone authority  AI

                                                 Break it lose it youre doomed for a while

Alone on an island unable to think for yourself

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Journey  Any Way You Want It  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmasR6_1lBo

. . . Well  well . . .

 

he couldnt stand it

                    What’s well?

Well  Twice

irritated him

saw it did of course it did why he did it  he constantlyconsistently was a source of irritation

What’s well well?

Im glad you asked

    Ya kind of provoked me.

I did because it woudnt occur to you to ask me mention it to me although I shoudnt be a prick because your values are were your parents values

Where is this coming from?

Being thoughtful

                    Ive loads of time on my hands an while you coud too you need others  little social butterfly  needs others to entertain you

    I sought a value system different than my parents

                                                             Removed

It was readily apparent since I was a kid

Your values your parents values

                                      I think

Id rather not assume

 

    At first blushId like more time to think of it . .

. . You wont

irritated him

saw it did of course it did why he did it  he constantlyconsistently was a source of irritation

First blush.

              Yes. I’d agree with you.

Why

Why?

Ja

     Why

I couldn’t sa . .

. . Unless you thought about it but you wont 

Why, you?

Ill blame my Maw she taught me how to read

                                                 She opened the proverbial Pandoras Box

Ive been around gorgeous boxes   Trim  Bush

Hers 

Arguably the best

Reading stretched my mind

Elastic then remains elastic

Not that theirs your parents yours atrophied

    I don take my mind out for long walks every day Im inviting trouble

Probably  he laughed

                         Probably why . . . well well . . .

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he returned to it a second a third time during their conversation

                                                                    she unable to pick up what he was putting down

Whas so troubling about my concept

Unlike you, it’s bleak, it’s black and white, you disable opportunities which, if you gave them a chance, may have been fulfilling.

    Or not

But you didn’t give ‘em a chance.

Oh but I did

Awright. A chance.

                     I . .

. . We know I

               You struggle second guessing yourself

I daresay not struggle

                        Near beat yourself senseless

A waste of time an energy

I can’t help myself.

You got to be you

                      Painfully  I understand

You ought to give me tha

That.  How does that go?

                                Out the door. It doesn’t crack me on the ass. Up the road. Not checkin’ the rearview mirror.

Memorised

                Impressed

How you make it work kills me.

                                  Can you imagine all the opportunities you’ve walked away from.

Yawanna pause a moment

    What?

 

Theyre not opportunities if they do not exist.

                                                Walk away  Nonexistent

An I don worryem

While I on the other han . .

. . Torment yourself

I can’t help it.

No you cant

I learned this recently Second chancessaw her expression rather see her smileher fantastic dimples Im just sayin

      Second chances are the refuge of men who failed

Notehowever   It said nothing about womentry as he may he couldnt suppress either his smile or chuckle

Excuse my black humour

It doesn’t get any darker than yours, does it?

Id be jealous    

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Im the cog   in cognition  cognisant

                                        he lectured his buddy 

You’re really gonna confer that on yourself?

Ja I am bet your sweet ass I am

                                    You think hallucinations an dreams are the same

Way the fuck offbase ya havent done enough of the either to have an opinion

Youd be pained to remember last nights dream let alone were ever anywhere near a chem choochoo as youve admitted  preferred beer an grass

                                              To wit  hallucinations are chemicallyinduced

On the other hands  attached to octopus tentacles  dreams  wandering ones mind  going through foreign chest of drawers wardrobes closets pantries houses structures

                                                                   While fast asleep

Comparable to be sure

But one is achieved unlike the other

A toxic substance injects sensory input to the brain

Sleep Its consciousunconsciousness is selfrevery  slapdash imagery  at times realistic  times Daliesque 

Its conversant  mute  unintelligible

                                         Cogs

Turning together

Taking you somewhere unlike youll ever go to again

They are delicious

But they are not the same      

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