they were talking about IQs
bummed him out
but boyohboy hasnt met an IQ test he
hasnt taken
hes obsessed Why do you do
tha
You wouldn’t?
I don
If I pulled up an IQ test on my phone
you wouldn’t take it?
Got tha right
Why?
If I was somehow tested in schoolwoud
have been clandestine because Im unaware an scores were never shared
Im uninterested
Its unimportant
If the mean, if what is average
intelligence is, say, onehundredten, you wouldn’t want to know if you are of
normal intelligence or excee . .
. . Or not
Ive no interest
Like Popeye I yam wha I yam
Wha Ive been
You don’t think someone can improve
their IQ?
Their intellect
No
Their IQ.
Arent they synonymous mirror each other
It may stand to reason but I do not know
for sure.
However you know IQs
Yes I do.
So while you were on the telephone
earlier with your general contractor I imagined this scenario about you tha Id
like to share
About me?
Definitely
Youre in a hall in a mall Fun huh
Knocking Tolkien?
Endlessly
Cellar door my ass
But I digress
I’m in a hall in a mall.
Jah
As you go up the hall it narrows a while then beyond you can see it
begins to flare out again
Have tha setting
I do.
To your left is a smooth undulating uninterrupted
wall
Okay.
To your right is a series of doors like
various shops in a mall an you can confirm the mall to look like anything you
like Old West High Noon main street I imagine Amsterdams Redlight district Prostitutes in lighted window displaying
their wares backlit desirable silhouettes
Blatantly spotlighted
I can see that.
I thought you woud
Now
Unlike me Ive passed unseen
behind you an continued up the hall to a particular window door asked if I coud enter They
agreed I do
You however at the halls beginning at the first window first door you ask if you can enter They deny you jerk their thumb down the hall tellya
to move along
Anya went window to window door to door
like tha many many times
I watchedpeeking out of my doorway
I gave ya credit for askin
A few windows doors up from mine ya ask
an they agree to let you in
Just a few up from mine
Do you
have any idea why you were going window to window door to door
I don’t.
laughed
roguishly
You began at
the onehunredthirtyfive IQ
Ambitious
But given my druthers
Delusional
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