You got to be kidding me. his overt surprise alarm pressed credulity   but he raised sons

he raised daughters Why woud I kid you My daughters were born oldtheir tablets scribbled all over

Tablets? he kept this up he might pop a testicle

  Yes  Yaknow tabula rasa

bugeyed

Yaknow yah

  I gotta think, I’m having a hard time thinking given your assert . .

. . Fact Not an assertion

I would define it as an assert . . 

. . Not yours to define  not someone who times has trouble finding his ass with both hands

You going to keep talking over . .

. . When ya don know whayare talkingbout yes

                                                   You didnt have to match wits with your boys My girlstheir mother sharp cookies take it as gospel Don question me or think otherwise My girls were are spooky smart anwhy I say they raised me

A fullgrown man?

We aint never fullgrown not ever ya yahoo

                                              An quit with the raised voice yare gonna hurt yourself if yaint careful

You might have something there.

  I do

       Take my word for it

ChaCha.

Yes ChaCha

Our Polish ChaCha, aunt . .

. . My little girl yes

You’re convinced . . calling ChaCha cognizant at four years old?

She tested off the charts before starting school The district wanted to know what preschool she attended how long

Boys went to preschool.

How did they test

Average, they’re average boys, girls always test well young.

ChaCha was superiorshe was cognizant

So you say, did you tout the preschool you sent her to?

She didnt go

             She had her mother her big sister and me teaching her She was reading primers before she went to kindergarten her library almost as big as her sisters

They were three years apart?

Yes Big sister adored her little sister because she was never a little sister

                                                                             Cognizant at four  Had to be fortunate and terrible at once  But her Maw and I never babytalked either girlHELL ChaCha was verging on creating her own language that only she and her sister knew Bugged the shit out of us We made her sister leave the room to force ChaCha to communicate with us

                                  Thawas a trip Kid was a bit walleyed too Outgrew it I figured it helped her see more of the worldsee it differently than we were  She was on fire

You understand your boys made it easy on you

Yeah.  I can’t say today they’re cognizant, or more than me.

  Oh Shit

          My sympathies

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  Alice 

he knew her tangentially  he referred to it as tangentlyloved playing around with the language that incensed her not really friends but farmore than acquaintances 

their incommon acerbically they saw eye to eye on more things than they didnt

their cool difference humourously Alice did not appreciate that when they met he hummed Elton Johns All the Young Girls Love Alice   

                  she had not heard the song before

he introduced her 

she sneered

Stop Alice you were the girls Gym teacher for years . .

. . PE, Physical Education instructor!

Gym

Someone had to do it . .

. . Anya got fingered

                      he said it as a matter of fact straightfaced 

she eyeballed him like a hawk

he smirked

You’re not funny.

Was tha funnyI think not

                               then the laughter blew out of him

she wasnt a stick in the mud though she laughed too

                                                           Fingered . .

. . Thaswha I said . .

. . You are vile. she mirrored his smirk which looked absolutely fantastic on her . .

. . Vile Who the hell has vile as party to their vocabulary

  Me.  I was also an English teacher.

I read your college transcripts English secondmost not referred then as a minor your degree was in Home Economics Home EC

            Then a librarian                                                          

The librarian, the only high school librarian for years, had to really take my game up a notch.

Which you did an excelled

she smiled

their stringent unbreakable commonality Literacy  Books

they were terribly disappointed how reading had fallen off better than half the countrys adults were unable to read at a sixth grade level

We’re doomed.  Alice sighed

Im doomed Ill be here longer than you Youre days were generouslyfor the most part  in the sun

                                                                                                      Ill have to watch it set

You're always so damn frank, Joe.

You know wha I meanunderstand me Id prefer you at my shoulder throwing a long shadow with me

That you’ll be throwing it with a book in your hand makes me smile.

her smile was odd broken  muscular dystrophy affectstwists more than the body

nonetheless he loved it  like a precious duck with a broken bill and came fast to her face when she was tickled

it always made him smile an laugh

You’re laughing at me.

Yes Your smile is priceless

Alice took it with her

she broke his heart when she died as they joked she would

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Elton John  All the Young Girls Love Alice  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQBoetp2GRQ 

Literacy  https://www.forbes.com/sites/michaeltnietzel/2020/09/09/low-literacy-levels-among-us-adults-could-be-costing-the-economy-22-trillion-a-year/?sh=60ee79dd4c90 

Alices Celebration of Life last night

   Sso  the Secret Service SS insisst that despite four attempts by the OIG one week prior to SSs devise-replacement program to begin twentyfour agents were allowed their own discretion whether to save or delete texts prior to and including January6

he couldnt help but wonder if SS agents didnt assisst in trundlingpacking TOP SECRET files that the former fled to Mar-a-Lago with and had to be retrieved by the National Archives – another violation of the law

these twentyfour agents ought to be placed on unpaid administrative leave to determine their intent

if they are found untrustworthy

let them find work elsewhere outside of government

one doesnt get to sscrew the pooch then stick around with the ssmell of the act hanging on permeating them

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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11029413/National-Archives-asks-Secret-Service-probe-deleted-texts.html

https://www.coloradopolitics.com/secret-service-provided-just-one-text-message-after-request-for-month-s-worth/article_f711558e-ba5f-5075-8542-7df3da27a0df.html 

https://www.npr.org/2022/02/11/1080049326/top-secret-documents-are-recovered-from-trumps-mar-a-lago-residence

Out of the Dodger blue huh

You might say.

  I did

           When was the last time you talked with Elle Dodger blue panties . .

. . I wish you wouldn’t refer to her by tha . .

. . Moniker 

Name.

Stop

      Please no knight in whiteshining armour bit or should you  If memory serves me correct ya havent been in contact with her for fourfive months Its only because baseballs back bane of my existence tha shes reaching out Besides its how I recall her name itstha little trick you tried feedin mefeed yourself  Yare the one swinging in the breeze unable to remember shit Ya remember ha tha connexion  wha OHyeah  connect a name a thought to literally anything you already know I know a lot about panties had a dresserdrawer full of em   I can’t find my panties, you see them anywhere?   I didnt I find them Ill get them back to you  Tha was always a sensational segue to secure their telephone numbers or addresses

                                    I like having breakfast with a gal who isnt wearing panties under her skirt

Made everything tastier   Punany

Oh for Christ's sake.

Christ really  sounds like you missed outdidnt conceive a delightful modus operandi  Too damn bad

                                                                                                           But back to Elle babyblue panties  Whas the word She bragginbout the Dodgers home win streakthe last three pummeling your team

his face twisted  I thought you didn’t follow baseball.

I don I listen to you bitch

I talk baseball?

 Incessantly

                Thas my cross to bear Eventually ya shaddup an I throw out red meat If ball drifts off five minutes Im home free ya forget you were talking it up  

he tilted his head dog listening to a dog whistle

I know ya don remember Thas my job 

                                              Blue panties

I wish you wouldn’t call . . . her . .

. . Elle . .

. . I know! . .

. . Butya didnt say Elle Dodger blue panties 

                                                  Im reminding you 

So you say.

Anyawere going to say

Time for red meat his internal Mariachi band bandito asked

Yes 

Me or you

Ya got something

He changed the other chicks name  abbreviated it 

He didhe does tha  he thinks its clever

                                             Nauh  I donwanna tread that path

Baseball 

Fuck you

I thought it was funny

                                We waitin on him 

Well give him a few more moments I can heard the high squeal tha accompanies accidental offlines disconnects   Hear

heshe shehe listened

                       Awshit  Sure enough

Yes

Time

Been long enough Got something

Yah Abortion tourism

Thas ugly

He probably doesnt know it was vacationing

Yes  Right on

Red enough

 Raw

       Just how we like things

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KC and the Sunshine Band  That’s the Way (I Like It)  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yupPvZF6oBw