27.12.25


Dad said leftovers

Yah! cried the kids
                       nobody did leftovers like their father

Bring it on he shouted
                           they formed a bucket brigade line the youngest at the front head and shoulders in the refrigerator turninghanding off to the next youngest who turned set it on the table while the three oldest spread the tinfoil covered bowls covered Pyrex casseroles coloured closed Tupperware across the huge wood kitchen table

when the youngest cried That’s it!  they closed the frig door
                                                                 the brigade then formedup in front of it and watched as their father opened all the containers begin assessing chin in hand what to mix with what to make what to do with

it was alchemy

he was a sorcerer

Dad had the two youngest shortest closest to the floor pull out various pots and pans he asked for

into them he divvied upnobody knew what stirred them together ON went the oven ON went the four stovetop gas burners

he was the oldest

his father gave him a big spoon and told him to keep stirring the pots pans so they wouldnt burn

the aroma filling the kitchen was savorymade them salivate


Mom worked at a drugstore 

she wouldnt be home until later 

after the two youngest were bathed and in bed


Dad tasted every concoction with a silver spoon  seasoned them

What do you think, son, hot enough?

bread was on the table silverware  cups of milk

Jah Dad I think

I think you’re right, son.
                           Hand me the plates. Time to serve.

his Irish twin stood behind him and as Dad doled out an indistinguishable portions hed take the plate from him hand him another then serve it  youngest first

when Irishs plate was served he sat down

he was served  he sat down

Dad served himself and sat

                                 Children. Let’s eat.

whatever it was was delicious

 

by the time Mom came home the emptied containers pots pans dishes serving spoons ladles silverware cups were washed  dried  put away 

Dad made something identifiable for Mom and sat with her while she ate as the three eldest watched musical variety shows on television

they played the sound low

sat six feet away

                     and listened as much to the music the singing the skits as they listened to the sound of their parents murmured talk

indistinguishable words

                           and looking back and forth between themselves they smiled
feeling deeply cared for 

deeply loved

after 1034,  Thursday,  19  9. 25
2056,  Saturday,  27  12. 25

. . . eathot pineapple

Yes.  I thought we could share a Hawaiian pizza.

Tellya wha  Ill buy you a medium an Ill have extra anchovie . .
. . Anchovies.

Anchovies  Extra garlic artichoke hearts black olives 
                                                           Your revulsion equals mine
But you eat pineap . .
. . Think

             Think what pineapple I eat

    The fruit.
Jah

      Top it slice away the skin quarter it cut into hunks refrigerator till its good an cold
Cold
        The operative word

I’m sorry. I didn’t recognize that.

Pizza  we had The Works or calzones ate at the pizzeria while playing Scabble sharing a pitcher of beer

    That’s true. 

Now . . .

 

 

 

 

Now?

    Id eat hot pineapple if your name was Pineapple anya let me call you Hulahoop  Move them hips grrl

My God, you’re incorrigible.

Only because  you encourage me

                                       Donever stop

after 1034,  Thursday,  18  9. 25
1922,  Saturday,  27  12. 25

he emailed an old friend
                          
                            We got nearly 7 inches of rain the last three days  . . Today the sun's peeking out like a voyeur, a pervert, just a little, tuggin' their dick, a girl, fondling her clit . . then intermittent light rain

his friend never has any idea how to respond to such communications

he expected that hed either not reply he did not or reply and disregard he wrote about a voyeur pervert masturbation  boy or girl
                            man or woman he or she or them they or  Pat
Saturday Night Live a step ahead of the culture


occasionally he dropped in
                               Scarlett Johansson https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hIF-5xkr-Q
something Republicans cant do parody sarcasm satire   comedy
                                                                        theyre offended
but one has to be able to lead to pull off any of them

although theyre fantastic straight comedic foil  men or women he or she or them they


    his buddy was a great straight man when they hung around as kids teens also used him as the butt of his jokes  I wasnt ridiculing you he was
                                           I wish you’d stop that.
Easy pickins man
                   I keep waitin for ya to come back at me

    fact of the matter was his friend told his daughter hed seen her father in fights and the last thing in the world hed ever want to do was get into a fight with him
                                                     He'd go fuckin’ insane.
He didn’t beat people. He hurt them badly. 

afternoon,  reggaefriday,  26  12. 25
1650,  Saturday,  27  12. 25
Saturday Night Live  Pat  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdV3VomzKdI

straight man woman person the she they  https://www.backstage.com/magazine/article/straight-man-comedy-definition-examples-77656/

Republicans cant do  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-xixRY6pBA

he had said he was attracted to words

                                              unfailingly
catching a word out the corner of his eye was like catching a goodlooking woman goingby out the corner of his eye
        worse  some might gather

if the word the woman competed
                                      odds were
word would win out

no risk of sticky entanglements

he wouldnt have to mind his ps and qs
                                                    not that he did 

 

the earlier blitz  obviously ubiquitously oblique  pretty  &  cynically cyclically clinically psychotic

he forgot to include the sarcastic empath
                                           emphatically enthusiastically empathetic

he didnt do this voluntarily

hes been conscripted by whatby who   whom
                                              no clue

    but who really needs a clue if the end results in joy   

1528,  Thursday,  18  12. 25
1108,  Saturday,  27  12. 25
Three Dog Night  Joy to the World  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3dxeXYGhtg

a real pain in the ass

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                                                                             spurned by him  although
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                                                           he might say incels   although

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                                                                                                             fingers crossed
all this shit sticking fingers in his eyes

he wanted fresh cranberries for Christmas

went to six markets

Sold Out

            Why?

informed by his sister

cranberries went viral on TikTok

    screwed him


he has virtually no apps on his iPhone hes constantly told hes not utilising it to the best of its abilities
                                                                                                its abilities

    because

he has better things to do than being yanked around on a harebrained chain the accordingaccompanying rabbitholes doomscrollingfuck and whatever else people are consuming
                                                                             although
to each his own

he just wished their paths didnt cross

    unfailingly

                     they have 

 

0829,  Saturday,  27  12. 25

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