. . . A horse woud be insulted

You can’t insult a hors . .

. . Yacan I did

                  I did by only being set atop it  Bucked me kicked me in the back when I hit the ground  I am not fond

Although

           Ill stand up for one if they were being insulted or beat  In a heartbeat

That makes no sense.

All the sense in the world

                             However no sense to they who are ignorantYOU he didnt wait from him to ask

So you’ll insult me?

Youd insult a horse yes

I think I know. By your own admission you do not hang around with horses.

No.

     My ex-wif . .

. . Nothing to brag abou . .

. . Excuse me . .

. . All to hell  Do I have to hear an ex-wife tale

I helped her with her horses.

Wha a guy

              Up until you she was doin awrighthadnt needed any help

No. But why wouldn’t I?

Why woudya

                She help you out with gobs an gobs of sex

This has nothing to do wit . .

. . It does

fucking guys face went flush

                                It.  Doesn’t.

Does

      Youd insult a horse

Confirmation is the correct vernacular.

No

     Configuration

No. Here. I’ll find it.

before he could tell him not to he had his trusty phone out and was Googling

   Here. No. That’s not it.   Confirmation. Isn't that usually have something to do with church?

After First Holy Communion Ya get to choose a sainted middle name  Ojoy

Were you confirmed?

No  First Communion nearly killed me

   Confirmation.

Not confirmation

Oh. No.   It’s conformatio . .

. . Which is different  

                       An frankly no better still insulting

                       

But it’s not configuration.

Youre killin me Bleat your conformation

Conformation. The shape or structure of something, especially an animal I was right.

An configuration

It’s not . .

. . Wastin my time look it up  Yaforced me to humour you an your trusty companion

Unlike your ex-wife

Quit with her . .

. . Sooner you look it up I will  Shes leverage

   Configuration.

                     Hmmm.

Whas it say

It says . . . an arrangement of elements in a particular form, figure, or combination.

BAM

No bam.

Youre an idiot tellya wha

What?

Are you going to say?

Rather than insult a horse Tellya wha

                                          Walk up to any woman an say  I coudnt help myself  I had to come over an compliment you on your conformation  Might get popped in the chops   Same woman  Compliment her on her configuration  Shell take tha as a compliment

                                                 Figures in it

Formation sounds dumpy

Id be forced to bet on it

  

   Fuck you.

Lemme guess

                   Semantics

1414,  2sday,  5  12. 23

1506,  Reggaefriday – John Lennon,  8  12. 23

Lennon  Woman  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0jTA0DtZvY

he was talking with his Dad

chewing the fat

getting caughtup

sharing what books they were reading or intended to read

what was new with the family

conversation slipped to his youngest brotherKids a character

                                                              That kid’s a character. his father echoing his thought

which made him laugh

all his siblings were

                       Ah  But yaknow where tha came from

Came from? What?

What characters your children are

Careful, son.

               I want you to rememberyou were there, remember that your little brother fell off the slide at the family picnic, landed on his head. You may also recall that the doctor said children are bouncy, your brother had that going for him, but he warned there may have been a brain injury that wasn’t apparent then, though may exhibit when he was older.

I remember

               But hes always been a bit touched

Are you really saying that about your brother?

I am

         Hes number eight Dad

Lemme say this   Im number one I know full well that the attributes genetics ifya woud  tha entering this life I helped myself to the top shelf  Im assuming that each an every of my siblings took from whawas left   As number eight

Id guess slim pickings

his father nodded as he spoke

                                  There is that, son, there’s that.

But if I also may say

                       he waited maybe his father didnt want to hear  hed spare him

Yes.

Me and my brothers and sisters weel   we didnt fall far from the apple tree

his nodding stopped

                      What are you implying?

Nothing  I said it

                   Were characters because you an Maw are characters

his nodding began again

                            although he didnt say

that which prompted the vignette was his father telling him that his brother had spent an afternoon the past weekend

   So he’s going to leave. I gave him a big hug and a kiss. As he stepped back from me I said to him, you know, either I’m shrinking or you’re getting bigger.

It’s you, Dad. It’s you.

                         The kid’s a character. 

they laughed

1303,  Reggaefriday – John Lennon,  8  12. 23

GOT CATS

                 it begged asking

he was returning some fouled DVDs to the library desk

Michael who he knew from working with before Michael became a librarian helped him

he asked him if he was getting excited to see his kids for the Holidayswhen was he expecting them home from college

They’re not coming home.

Wha

      he remembered his excitement when his girls came home to spend Christmas and sometimes New Years he woudnt hold tha against them  New Years was a time to be with friends  he hadnt spent a New Years with his parents since last century

No. Not this year. My wife and I will go up during the interim, while they have time off, we haven’t firmed up the time yet.

Weelshit Thas a bummer

Yeah. They have cats.

he tilted his head like a dog to a whistle

                                            Furred commitments  I get it   I got em too

Yeah.

        We didn’t give them the option of leaving their cats home with us. Their pets, not ours.

that stung a bit 

he covered his girls

he covered his wife

although when she died she couldnt take them with her 

1330,  Thursday – Pearl Harbor,  7  12. 23

1126,  Reggaefriday – John Lennon,  8  12. 23

he wasnt going to say

                         but then he was provoked again  by an inane feckless believer who could take their Faith and shove it up their ass

last Tuesday House Speaker Mike Johnson addressed the National Association of Christian Lawmakers (NACL) he was “grateful” the Press wasnt allowed inside

the NACL founded by a former Arkansas state senator Jason Rapert thas unfortunate coud be spelled Rape-rt or Raper-t  expressed hope that in 2024 Americans “will re-elect Jesus to be on the throne here again in our country.”

     he had been willing to let things go since his girlfriend laughedmocked him of his inadvertent acronym for the former

       I can’t believe I’m beating you to the punch.

Whastha

Fat orange eunuch.

Thaswha I said

Yes.    Awrightee.  Your acronym he flincheddidnt like em is FOE.

   Obrother

You said it.

snorted

          Though apropos

Yes. Very.

hed been willing to let it go not fixate on former  malignancies untreated usually kill their host

                                                                                                    but re-elect Jesus to be on the throne again chapped his hide

he thought it was Orange Jesus

then no sooner had he read re-elect Jesus he read Red Caesar

                                                                   all he could think was

if given a shot a chance

                          formerd be called black an blue cunt hur  BBC

which he thought might not chap the British Broadcasting Corporations hide

1642,  Thursday – Pearl Harbor,  7  12. 23

0955,  Reggaefriday – John Lennon,  8  12. 23

https://www.msnbc.com/opinion/msnbc-opinion/house-speaker-mike-johnson-moses-speech-rcna128126?cid=eml_mda_20231208&user_email=e4c91d00eead6d858374885584701152a02c6d873bb23bf387b4583a289e5951

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/oct/01/red-caesar-authoritarianism-republicans-extreme-right

“I can stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn’t lose any voters, OK?”

                                                                                                           Right                        

he was happy at least he didnt concluded his offensive remark with right OK is more aligned with the formers intellect

ZIP NADA   NONE

also at least he appreciated that former admitted he would kill someone who wouldnt vote for him

                                                                                                        however

what he would have most appreciated would have been it not be a boast  rather that he would have said the time and date he intended to stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue

hed take a plane

rent a car

              Right

1550  5s!  Thursday – Pearl Harbor,  7  12. 23

1213,  Reggaefriday – John Lennon,  8  12. 23