27.9.16



he was looking at the numbers(to some  numb-ers) he wrote in red ink on a piece of discarded printer paper that the company he worked for was too  too  he had no idea what  to shred its proprietary documents before disposing of them which he salvaged and kept himself flushed to the gills in one-sided paper

9/26    913 / 952   its division equaled .959033613
(he was excited as a boy by numbers less-than-zero as he was by the concept of negative integers    which hadnt changed to date  --  which he said of then that they Blew his mind using Laugh-Ins vernacular before he had any idea what it was to be blown) (later a huge fan)


these numbers meant September 26   913 pieces published over the 952 days since February 18, 2014 when wrioter.com came into being at his girlfriends insistence inception
by her creative finese and computer know-how  


he looked at numbers  a bit amazed  while sitting at his diningroom table

before him were spread and stacked his usual array of fiction and non-fiction library books personal books sheaves of papers and a clutch of pens

behind him played tri-hop softly

it was evening

pitch-black outside


he was enticed by what .000033613 might look like 

his enticement powered by the threes in it which when squared equaled his favorite number

Life is powered by simple pleasures simple observations that perhaps no one else on the planet had the fortune or dumb luck to witness

last night arriving home from work he went back outdoors to feed bigfoot and after stroking him talking to him as bigfoot ate he went down the steps into his backyard and saw the vast Milky Way strewn directly above his house and while admiring it trucking out of the southwest a comet streaked over and disappeared leaving in his eyes the ghost of its trail a dark shimmering stripe that remained a little longer than he could have possibly hoped thrilling him all the more

what were the chances 

what were the chances that anyone else at 2226 hours were outofdoors looking up into space at that exact moment 
to see that celestial peek show

hed bet hardearned cash that in that moment hed been the only one


in that vein as he enjoyed the inscribed integers enjoyed the remnant scent of honey barbecued ribs the gnawed bones tumbled on the metal plate to the right of his elbow the cold beer he sipped  he looked up at the screen door letting the cool night air in and saw three(it had to be) preying mantises(praying! fuck that! pay attention  those bugs ate raveneously) clinging to it

he went out the front door so he could come around on the wrapped porch and up behind them

Hello boys he hailed  he could as easily said Hello girls but if out carousing at night he preferred to leave it to the stupid sex  besides the light wasnt sufficient for him to count their abdominal segments six for grrls eight otherwise

they rolled their tiny heads bulbous eyes side to side their mandibles worked as if to reply

Sorry gnawed dem ribbones clean If Id known you were coming Idve left some for ya

they worked their huge forelegs raptorial limbs plucked their spines in response he thought  he knew they couldnt hear him they were auditory cyclops two eardrums in one ear it was tuned to the ultrasonic frequencies that prowling bats emitted which let them if in flight to curl up their abdomens create drag and pull aerial stalls 

Maw Nature  her gives and takes  fuckin ingenious if She was allowed intellect(and he did)

three preying mantises


another simple treasured gift



it never got old




2323,  Monday,  26  9. 16
1353,  Twosday,  27  9. 16