thirtynine

he made a fist with his left

gave him a beckoning look

    Wha

This is an egg.

they had been conversing  conception

                                        Awright

with his right fingers widespreadwiggling  approached his fist

                                                                    You know what these are?

Small sample size  But yah

                                 Though more appropriate if you had manymore arms hands  fingers

I gotta work with what I got.

I appreciate tha

                       Sperm

Yes.

        he jammed his middlefinger    Clever    between his tightlysqueezed fingers

Thank you. Clever. I thought so too.

How many million did your wigglefingers represent

    I don't know.

I do

You do? sarcastically

Yah I do

How many?

Range of each ejaculation approximately twohunredfiftymillion to fivehunredmillion  In rare cases such as myself   sixhunredmil . . 

 . . Ohbullshit.

No

phone was immediately out of his pocket

Youre fortunate Im not a betting man  Id take you to the cleaners

Like I’d believe you.

Vet me  Im just enjoying your screwedup face

                                                    Disbelief isnt a good look on you

I suppose we’ll see.

Youll see I know

 

    frustrated  What should I be looking up?

Average  sperm  per  ejaculate   Woud be a good start

Asshole.

Thad be sodomy wigglefingers cringed  Shoud I spell it

No.

 

    Here we go.

You go

Thirtynine to ninehunredmillion.

Thirtynine

Yes. That’s what it says.

Tha the ejaculate of an eightyyearold man

What?

Woudya quit with the faces

What are you talking about?

You said thirtynine

    I did.

Not tryin to trap you  Thirtynine

                                            You said thirtynine

I did.

Thirtynine sounds like the dribble from a dead mans cock after he died fucking

                                                                                    Sperm count after death

What the hell are you talking about?

Jesus

          Yadeaf to whaya said

I said thirtyninemillion.

Yadidnt

I did.

Yasaid thirtynine to ninehunredmillion not thirtyninemillion to ninehunredmillion

                                                                                   FUCKIN  HUGE difference

 

Ya also didnt say  Gosh     Youre right

I was right

Say it

begrudgingly

             You were right.

Anquit with the faces awready woudya

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1255,  Thursday,  10  4. 25

past Saturday April5

                         on the heels of the HANDS OFF! demonstration in the city

he and buddy strolled over to a coffee shop

it had been a warm day

                         buddy to his surprise departed from his usualhad a large coldbrewed on ice shot of hazelnut couple fingers of cream

he went small Americano extra shot of espresso black

the young woman behind the counter asked if he might like an extrashot on top the extrashot he ordered  At no charge.

            Yahplease yadmake my day kiddo

she grinned  Makin’ it.

liked her  

          sharp kid

    takinup his Americano he saw buddy made his way to the back of the shop sat facing the its entry located between floor to ceiling panes of glass

                                                 he sat on one of two plushupholstered chairs separated by a small oval side table

when he sat he angled towards himheld up his paper cup Na Zdrowie

Na Zdrowie. they tapped cups

he was a thoroughbred

buddy recently discovered through AncestryDNA he had Polish in him

You know why tha is

    You have an answer why?

Yah  A polack will fuck anything

                                    kiddo in earshot  I heard that.

he turned towards her Im not apologisin Im a hunred percent

Well, I’m Polish too.

Caairful . . .  buddy said

he glanced at her cocked his head 

                                   Yabest get back to work kid 

she laughed outloud  infectious  he joined her she didnt cover her mouth made her that much more attractive

   ambling offglanced over her shoulder  asked

                                                   Anything or anyone?

Anyone

          so she could hear him    Christ shes cute

buddy nodded  She is.

                         Gonna make a play?

No

   Why not?

Two polacks

               Wed burned the house down

You think that much of yourself?

No

        Her

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