23.3.22


she was a big girl

she was twothree inches taller than him

he was six foot

blonde hair wavyalmost curls

the thingbout big girls is that even if proportionally their breasts look small theyre still huge

she had the backend of a quarter horse big muscular  could probably shove a beer bottle in it crank down pry its cap off
    thumbs up all good 

he liked women who looked like they could beat him in a fistfight

then if he got into a fight shed have his back

women dont run they step up

theyre fearless

he couldnt say that about most guys

he had scars to prove it


he reallyreally liked her huge redrimmed sunglasses

 

she was ahead of him in line

he had a couple items

she turned saw what little he had tipped her glass down on her nose he saw her bright blue eyes they were related everyone who had blue eyes came from a common ancestor  that was long enough ago so if he had sex with her it wouldnt be incest she asked if hed like to go ahead of her OhHellNo Im happy right where I am  You have a great ass  he thanked her but declined

she smiled

she may have heard his OhHellNo and then some


her father stood ahead of her

stood a head taller than she

He can wait. We were ahead of him.

He has two items, Papa.

He can wait. If you were here by yourself you can offer, but not when you’re shopping with me.

I offered. He declined.

Don’t do that. We were first.

she pushed her glasses back up her nose

he watched her hips twitched

looked like she wanted to kick something 

 

she bagged their groceries placed them in the cart 

her father pushed the cart

turning to follow she tipped her glasses again and made blueeye contact with him Have a beautiful day.

I will Thanks for helping it.
                              he winked

she flinched gathered herself smiled huge  winked back


a day without flirting is like a day without sunshine

 

in the future at the market hed keep his eyes peeled
couldnt mistake her
2pmish,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  23 3. 22
1459,  Day-between-Two-Ts


he didnt usually pay much attention to people who stood in line at the market

not his line

or others

if he had to stand in line he brought a book to read
                                                     Whell  he did sizeup shoppers who used the Self Check-Out  that corporate line screaming DO IT YOURSELF BECAUSE WE’D RATHER NOT HELP YOU  WERE ONLY INTERESTED IN YOUR MONEY  nevertheless they still had to keep one two sometimes three employees hawkeyeing six machines that werent programmed by high-end programmers  revolving pale green lights went off when either the buyer or the machine or the pair disagreed  if he had a disagreement hed rather they have a throat  if necessary   all he could do with a machine was yank its cord out  now if it could bleedmaybe  maybe   hed consider standing in line to assault one


today wasnt a usual day
                           the next line over a woman her back to him converged on the cashier as he did  if they hadnt he wouldnt have noticed

she looked athletic that always drew his attention

she was tatted which rarely drew his attention

Manoh man, she’ll really fit said one of his internal attendants

She is

No, she’s really fit, look at her shoulders, her arms, their definition, bet she’d hold her own if we wrestled.

We don wrestle

Given the proper opportunity we’d wrestle . . you know we would.

That wouldnt be fair Theres more of us than her . .
. . Maybe she has friends, like we're friends.

Maybe

Yaoughta ask.

Not going to happen She came to buy groceries not to be approached

Since when?

Since a while still dancing with Trump virus  Almost a million dead . .
. . But we aint . dead.

Please A little respect
                        Be satisfied admiring her


she stepped to the end of aisle to bag her groceries  baggers must have been manning the Self Check-Out machines  

Well, thanks for seeing, she’s really fit.

She is

I’d say . she’s fit to be tied . . up.

Tied up

Yah don’t you think, bondage tied up? You’re good with knots, a sailor, a fisherman.
                                                                                        She’s getting away!

Awwell  guess Im not much of a fisherman

We didn’t try.

Ey did not Eys in control

Ey was just suggesting extracurricular  circulatory   activity.

Keep the old heart pounding eh

Pounding . . like how that sounds.

My lil degenerate

We is.

Get no argument from me

Suppose we’ll just have to tell the tale about the one that got away.

We will well wend a salacious tale

Yes yes, you’re a storyteller, I bet you'll tell a hot one, a real humdinger. What color cotton bondage ropes?

You tell me 
approaching 1600hrs,  Thursday,  17  2. 22
1117,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  23  3. 22
Jefferson Airplane  My Best Friend  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqIbbrq5SQk


he thought what he needed to get his day jumpstarted was a smoky cup of Joe

whell hed concede horror would do it too

Vlad

      “Any people, and particularly the Russian people, will always be able to tell the patriots – thas an interesting word to call someone who is held by the throat in a stranglehold – patriots from the scum and traitors and spit them out like a midge that accidentally flew into their mouths. I am convinced that this natural – NATURAL? -- and necessary self-cleansing of society will only strengthen our country, our solidarity, cohesion and readiness to meet any challenge.”

definitely jumpstarted him
                           jumpedup ran to the bathroom and vomited  didnt need that

0952,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  23  3. 22


as he handed him a bottle a beer he asked if he wanted a Koozie for it

Huh

Koozie. Want one for your beer?

  No
      he was mystified for his beerfor the beer he just gave him  hed swap him out with a cooze 
                                                                                                     that didnt seemed right
A cooze

Cooze?  What? No, it’s called a Koozie.

Whas called a Koozie

This. he held up a sleeve set it down slipped his beer inside it Keeps your beer cold.

will wonders never cease
                            Is that neoprene like a wet suit

Neoprene or some other kind of foam, I couldn’t say.

Ive heard of em
                 Thasaid he was pretty sure his eyes were twinkling if yawanna slip it in a cooze an she don mind Im in he laughed wrilyhe wouldnt want to run into a pussy that could comfortablyaccept let alone hold a bottle of beer
                                                                                                                    Poor baby
What are you talking about?

Talkin cooze

What’s that?
almost dislocated his neck occipitocervical dissociation he knew that because he was horrified when he learned there was such a thing Is tha a thingan internal decapitation
                                               Whas tha yakiddin me

Are you kidding me? you’ve heard of a Koozie but not seen one?
I havent
         I drink my beer not sit with itChrist he was irritatedirritated the guy didnt know wha a cooze was not a coose an annoying broad but a cooze  Man were getting off on the wrong foot I apologise   No thank you

You really havent heard of cooze

You really haven’t seen a Koozie?

maybe he preferred the wrong foot
                                    No I really havent Seems extraneous unnecessary Frankly it seems feminine cosmetic Hahah he laughed to himself Koozmetic

this wasnt going to get better cut to the chase
                                                Cooze  Ya can look it up its in the dictionary a sexually attractive  an available woman
                  Thanks for the beer                    

he walked away from the picnic table to join the others jibberjabbering in the backyard

after 1600hrs,  Saturday,  22  1. 22
1040,  Twosday,  22  3. 22
Guess Who  No Sugar Tonight  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ij38StJfEk