5.12.18


they went into the house off the front porchout of the sunlight carrying their empty pint glasses

Another beer babe

Yes. That’d be nice, it’s certainly hotter that I thought it was going to be.

walking into the kitchen Would you like me to turn on the air for you If you like Id be happy to  

Thank you. No, it’s not necessary. There’s a slight breeze coming through the screen, we’re in the shade, having a cold beer . . I’m fine. Thank you for thinking of me.

from the kitchen above opening the refrigerator doorloose bottles jangling on it Im thinking of you always baby Youre my favorite pastime . .
. . When you’re not writing . .
. . When Im not writing or reading  Split another bomber or would you prefer something else

A bomber would be fine.

Want me to pour or would you rather exhibit your skillyour inimitable skill of splitting a bottle perfectly

Flatterer, you trying to butter me up, get in my pants?

Mebbe I am

Pour. And come in here. I’d rather you butter me up in the same room so you don’t miss a spot. Nobody has ever buttered my bread like you, baby.

Man listen to whos buttering up who

Stop. This talk of butter is making me hungry. I’m hungry for you, an then maybe afterwards, scrambled eggs and mushrooms, toast. the first time they made lovemade love all day long he made her scrambled eggs mushrooms shallots shed never had eggs for dinner never waffles for dinner or cold cereal or jerky

We can do that Want me to wait on the beer

No. I promise, after our beer.

Ill take that You try an renege Im taking you anyways bitching or not

You’d take me against my will.

I am your will Youre minemine to do with what I want when I want how I want You told me youd be my sex slaveyou crossed your heart he entered the living room a pint in each hand she was smiling up at him laying on the couch her legs parted her blouse unbuttoned  she was crossing her heart 
I’m yours. I am your sex slave.

he laughed a bellylaugh set the beers on ceramic coasters on the cedar chest they used as a coffee table You knucklehead we didnt split the twentytwo Idve juggled an spilled beer on you the carpet
Dont you move

he climbed on top of herkissed her deeply he clutched her left breast and kissed its swell This is as close I can get to kissing your heart I love you

she cradled his head to her breast  I love you too.



kneeling between her legsrighting her onto her fanny he handed her a beer  

he held his beer out to her A toast then obviously looking at her firm ample breasts  Heres to lookin atcha kid she dropped her eyes to his cock yearning at his buttonfly And here’s lookin’ back atcha, honey  clinking glasses they laughed lasciviously

licking the foam from her upper lip What is this?

We havent had it in a whilewe wouldnt  a seasonal  Hopnookie 

Kern River Brewing?

Damn youre a monster

We love this, haven’t had it, for what, two years?

Yah We missed last years iteration It being a seasonal makes it special

Anything with you’s special. she took another sip  Coming inside you said you wanted to talk about something?

Yes Ive been giving it some thought Some thought when we have a baby

A baby?

When we have a baby

Im not ready to have a baby.

Or am I  But when we do


Okay.  If we do.

Okay if we do


What were you thinking; although I must say I am very happy you were thinking of us having a baby . .
. . Shed be a knockout  Your looksmy brains . .
. . Hey! . .
. . Im teasin your brains aint nothing to sneeze at babe  you didnt have em beyond your obvious carnival carnal rides an attractions we wouldnt still be together  Neither you or I would settle for less  Thats been apparent since we met the second time

she laughed
             the first time they met there was no chemistry drab  no magnetism magic it was mutual

So tell me what have you been thinking about our baby girl; why a baby girl?

I only make baby girls

You don’t think you could make a baby boy?

I wouldnt want to make a baby boy


I’d love to have a little girl with you

Awright Then if we have a baby our orders already inyah

Okay. If we have a baby she’ll be a girl.

A knockout like her mom

Stop.

And later built like her mom

Stop. You’re incorrigible . .
. . Ive been accused

Scewball. So what have you been thinking?

Thinkingyes  an why I wanted to sharewanted to hear your thoughts

You’re killing me.

Id like my daughters to be her godmothers

Wow! That’s some thinking.

I cant think of two people better to raise our girl if we werent able to

her eyes searched the room

she was quiet


Honestly. 

I can’t either.

There’s no one on my side of the family that I would entrust to raise our baby. 

However, don’t you think that asking them, you’ll excuse me, might be coercive?

I thought of that too  Halfsisters raising a halfsister

I wouldnt mean it to be coercive

And thinking hard Id accept what they decided


Some people, you know people, the big scheme of things, might consider you being coercive.

When have I ever cared what some people might think

Not ever.

I love you and your hardtack ethics. You’re unshakeable.

he smiledfoam on his lip from sipping his beer Theres nothing loose to shake

she smiled Ya wanna make love to me, now?

Baby Ive always made love to you


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1413,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  5  12. 18


a price tag has been set for Drumpfs Presidential Medal of Freedom  $113M  Miriam Adelson and her husband ponied up at least that to help 2018 GOP candidates

We should be so lucky
                        he riffed off Giulianis remarks regarding Special Counsel Muellers legal memo regarding former national security adviser Michael Flynn  There’s a Yiddish word that fits. They don’t have bupkis.

Giulianis mouth and chin are looking more like Mussolinis every day

either hes exercising before a mirror or had work done

1234,  Day-between-Two-circlejerkers,  5  12. 18

G-20.In


Giuliani pulls a boner

Drumpf pulls a boner

they blame Twitter for the boners they pulled

Methinks the knaves circle jerk


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for complete transparency, I havent a Twitter account nor will I ever; I wait for the News