discussing religion

his secular

his friends empiricism sense-experience

he found no fault with that

however friend had tried on several more pairs of pants than he thought necessary

                                                                                        always an eye to what others thought

he thought

             They can blow me

as he went to take a leak friend pickedup his everpresent clipboard he laid on the picnic table between them

I’m writing you a love note.       

friends house was remote five acres could take a leak outdoors without offending anyone

                                                                               Lucky me

as he returned across the flagstone patio he saw the love note had been brief  clipboard was lying facedown on the picnic table

               Christ  How do I love thee let me count the ways  One

    One’s plenty man.

flipped it over one word

That’s what I think of your secularism.

Wordly

he laughedblurted

                    Whadidya say?

confused  Wordly

Really?that’s how you pronounce it?

Thas whaya wrote

No.  It’s pronounced worldly.

Nope

       Not whaya wrote

I know what I wrote.

Well dude

            Youre a worse speller than I thought

Lemme see that.

handed him the board

                        Whellfuck, that’s not what I meant.  I meant worldly.

Secular Wordly  Worldly

                             Same realm

Dammit.

         he scribbled out Wordly beneath it wrote Worldly in the same ornate unnecessary font obviously he couldnt help himself

Tell me you don write love letters in tha

You don’t like it?

Itd irritate the shit out of me

                               No punany for you

What?

Punany

Punani?

Yes

What’s that?

Wha havent you got in a long long time

    What haven’t I?

Pussy

What the hell are you talking about?

Love letter Punany

                     Or do you only write love letters to guys Shitty script   Very faggish

That’s not a word.

Im wordly

            Faggish is

How queer we began discussing religion anya yank me hardround to priests an altar boys Altar boys   Woudnt have a crack at the choir

                     Faggish

he rolled his eyes in dismaydisgust 

                                       Up yours.

Fag

   

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George Michael  Fastlove  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXjfPfuHhFg

Funkadelic  Maggot Brain  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xby5467EbdU

he went to a MAGA rally for shits and giggles

                                                theyd be abundant

because he wasnt whipped into a frenzy he stood out

                                                         they saw him coming

he was blatant

                raised his hands asif surrenderinghoping MAGA took prisoners for reeducation

Im not proselytising so don proselytise me

                                             Since Im curious Im askin

those who looked like rabid dogs straining in their collarsat their leashes he sidestepped

found he usually talked with couples or women

                                                     men were fewer furthur in between

although some were approachable

they waded in up to their hips

back an forths ensued

suspect

though amiable

he didnt get them

they didnt get him

just before stepping awaythanking them for their time

                                                          One last question please

they were still eager

Woudya rather be satirised or sodomised

    What?

Nevermind humour is evidently lost on MAGA

                                             Thank you for speaking with me

walkinoff he had a hard time thinkin these people would cut his throat

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bag of tuna, book of stamps

 THIS PAGE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK

on the page he wrote on 

                         he couldntwouldnt let that stand

somebody who ought to have been left blank  negated maybe pithed at birth

                                                                                   the former president

Michael Cohen said

                      “I’m afraid of him going to jail. Why? Not for him, not for his safety, that’s on him, he’s got Secret Service protection. I’m more concerned for you (The Weekend: Alicia Menendez  Symone Sanders-Townsend  Michael Steele), and for all of us and our families, and the American people. Because this clown had four years of being debriefed in National Security issues, my concern is, in a prison situation, he’s willing to give away these secrets, as I always say, for a bag of tuna, a book of stamps, he will do it. And that’s who Donald Trump is. Plain and simple.”

 

Cohen

       doesnt care for the man

but proved to be a standup guy

he did his time

was accountable

while slitherformer cravenly looks for anyonesomeone somebody  to take the Fall

                                                                                         entitled cunt convicted felon

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The Colin Cowherd podcast  3:15minute-mark  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehi2y0vuRKQ

Here we go

            saw it in his face incredulity   and right behind it the accusation that somehow he was better than him which was accurate in so many ways lacking in other however  those were things he could care less about and therefore should lack

Man, you really have a hard on for the Roast.

No

    Saw what I wanted all of sixseven minutes of it an byebye

All those amazing athletes present and you didn’t watch the whole thing?

It wasnt a football game football game I woudhave watched theyre out to pasture Im gonna watch an listen to them talk butterup each others balls

                            I don think so   But you did

I did.

       You have to be so condescending.

    You have to project

                        Not condescending  Not interested

Most of those guys are or will be in the Hall of Fame.

Not interested

                Employee of the Month

You like football.

The game

           Not interested in personalities In their performance on the field

Not much of a fan.

I like the game

You like Mahomes.

A superlative performer

                        Do I care what he thinks  Not particularly Whas his college degree

I believe Marketing.

                     What is it?

Ive no idea

             Im prone to believe that a good piesize slice of college athletes go into one of two studies

Exercise

Communications

Exercise?

Yes

Kinesiology?

he laughed

                Lets play a game Take that piece of paper an write kinesiology on it an Ill write it on the piece I have

I’m not a good speller, you know that.

You can get it in the ball park

I can do that.

they wrote on their separate pieces

Whaya got

turning the page

                  I don’t think I got it right

Close enough  Switch places your E an I an right on

                                                          This is how I spell it

Gym.

Yup

     Anto top it off   Communications

Part of tha generous slice of pie

Yeah.

Whos the GOAT 

The Roast was about him.

Communications  Don change the subject

                                              Regarding your heartthrob  I disagree

Communications.

Yes  I venture you know this

Communications.    GOAT.

    Chris Collinsworth.

BAM

You dislike him.

I mute the Sunday Night games

                                  Last thing I need is listen to him tell me what I just saw

Which it why I dislike all commentary  Though his to the nth

GOAT

Acronym

Another dislike   

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she looked at the carton

                          Here it comes. he thought sees that look come more and more often  You can keep it to yourself.

she wont

    Is that, is that good ice cream?where did you get?

which question to tender first

                                It’s ice cream. Where did I get it?

The discount market.

What is its name?

It’s a discount market.  By any other name it’d remain a discount market.

                                                                               she wrinkled her nose

for shits and giggles hes tried to wrinkle his but cant

maybe because he busted it one too many times

                                                     Or maybe, he thinks I haven’t smelled something really awful. How she do that?

A stab at Shakespeare, clever. Feather in your cap. Good job.

                                                                 he pushed back Called Grocery Outlet.

By any other name.

                      So?

And so?

You didn’t answer if the ice cream is any good.

I did.  It’s ice cream.

                       You’ve noted it’s not a pint, it’s not premium, but tastes good to me.

After you’ve doctored it.

    Topped it?

Chocolate chips, chocolate syrup, salted nuts, whipcrea . .

. . Sometimes sliced fruit too.

How can you possibly taste if it is good or not?

Maybe the texture I like or that it’s cold. Good enough for me.

                                                                  Go ahead. he thoughtbut he was ahead of himself opening the silverware drawer fetching a tablespoon  Would you like to try some?

I don’t think so.

If I said it would hurt my feelings if you didn’t.

I don’t think so.

Then you can’t know.

                        Shakespeare.   Wittgenstein.

Whereof, thereof.

That means nothing to me. Too cryptic.

A philosopher.

               He said Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must remain silent.

    Are you telling me . . not to be critical of your choice of ice cream or where you got it?

That’d be a start.

                    Champagne tastes, beer budget.

good thing he kept that to himself

goods good

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Lennon  Whatever Gets You Thru the Night  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lFTD9O-XMw