Hes such a fuckin yakidock
Whoa A what
Thats funny whoa-a-wha
A yakidock
I dont know what that is
Alrightokay You know who were talking about I want you to say yakidock out loud for
yourself and see if it isnt the right appellation for him
Appellation
Name
Oh Yes Gotcha
What was it again
Yaki Dock
Hes a yakidock
There huh He is
Shit He is
It feels spot-on in my mouth
What is it
Yaknow I thought it was a Polish word never heard anyone outside my family use
it My mother laughed when I said it was
Polish Sounds Polish She disabused
me She said yakidock is probably
regional ah whassit called Ohyes
a colloquialism germane to a place
a colloquialism germane to a place
Ive heard of that Not that I would say so or ever use the
word Heard of it though
Yes funnyhuh
Spot-on as you say
Our 45th But our first yakidock Even Bushwhacker who I thought was as bad as I
am not a crook Nixon didnt prove to be as simple as this yutzi
And he hasnt even been swore-in
When the clown car rolls up in
Washington D.C. and all the clowns tumble outHell even Barnum and Baily didnt want to
compete The wheels are coming off our ride and theres no telling where the next four
years are going to take us
I imagine its gonna feel to us as it did to the Romans when Nero fiddled as Rome burned
Except the yakidock is going to be fiddling with his cock
1359, Thursday,
19 1. 17
