You know ad hoc?

Hock a loogie jah

                          Improvise

    So you do know.

I’s know

             Latin

How’s your Latin?

Permissive

How so?

It indulges me

                  Has leniently left me be as it knows once upon a time I wanted desperately to learn it But not so desperate as to go to a Catholic school for it

But ad hoc is in my quiver

                               You

    I’ve a favorite saying.

Please  Say

               Ive got one but you first 

Goes like this . . .

Once upon a time

    I thought you wanted me to say.

Don all fairy tales begin once upon a time

                                             Here handed him a clipboard paper pen If you can recite it you can write it down Obviously 

                   Ill be vetting you                                                                                                             Vetting me?                                                                                                                                        Wha

           Ya think Ill take you or anybody   at their wordno

When youre finished

he pronounced each word as he wrote them down

Post hoc ergo proctor hoc.

No carbo endum illegetimi.

handed him the clipboard

Thank you

                     Anthese mean wha

After this, therefore because of this.  

Don’t let the bastards grind you down.

 

vetting  found 

                        post hoc ergo propter hoc  close  not shabby   after this  therefore because of this

no carb endum illegitimi 

                                          clever play on Illegitimi non carborundum  don let the bastards grind you down

 

Second line rolls frequently off your tongue

Frequently? I don’t think so.

Ive heard you say probablyeasily   hafdozen times

                                                                                      Curious

Curious?                

Jah

         If not Id hope Id suggest  youre directing at yourself   Not me

                                                                                                        Im a relentless bastard

 

What’s your Latin?

Livin’ la Vida Loca

    

    Methinks weve shot our Latin loads

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Ricky Martin  Livin' la Vida Loca  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p47fEXGabaY

Nelly  Hot in Herre  (not Latin  but in the park)  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeZZr_p6vB8

Usher Yeah!  (Yeah’s Latin)  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxBSyx85Kp8

Alicia Keys Fallin’  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Urdlvw0SSEc

he argued If one two three four five and minusone minustwo minusthree minusfour minusfive then infinite outward an inward

No no. Infinitely larger, not infinitely smaller.

An inner limit

Inner. Smaller. Yes.

Then an outer limit

No. It’s uncontained.

No  By your reasoning outer  as inner  eventually they bang their face on some thing

                                                                                            Some thing either transparentwoudnt see it coming Or eversoslightly opaque tha but a nanosecond prior their face is reflected on it

I don’t think so.

But ya don know

                     Greek Stoic Epictetus It is not possible to learn what you think you already know

    Ill say this about me

                              I know more than I think I know

Youre welcome to quote me  laughedheartily 

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Lankum  Master Crowley’s  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIYXxmDuTEk

Whas with the puss Ellie

she looked up from her phone

                                 I received a text from Rex.

Wrong he thought Thaswha one woud name a dog

they dated once her religionshe hadnt said on the dating app was a cockblock

                                                                              fullblown Catholic

    he left Catholicism to get blown

paganism more to his liking up his alley  found he channeled effervescent bacchanal Dionysian mysteries

wondering what was under robes up skirts down shirts

Rex

      You’re still dating him

He’s a good man.

Better than me

You’re good.

We enjoy each other.

Buds for some reason was pretty sure when what that was was realised theyd mystery revealed part ways Awful lot of blue

she looked down at the stripe on the screen top to bottom

                                                                 scrolled  scrolled scrolled

Yes. looked up Pity me  Ohhellno

                                        Yes.  Lots of blue.

Did you want to answer him I can walk Zeke

                                                            he wondered if her dog wasnt the reasonthe mystery of their relationship

No.  No.

He needs to be walked  Shall we then

                                          Lets walk to the mart  I have a hankering for a deli sandwich a big dill my treat

Oh, yes, a good idea. That will take my mind off the text.

Jah You can bore me with baseball freakin Dodger fan

I don’t want to bore you.

Don take me literally Youre passionate about the game

                                                            Well have ample time for me to bore you too

Okay

Sure. Yes. Okay.

 

    leaving through the backyard into the alley

                                                     I’m just gonna say this, get it off my chest.

Answering his texts is a lot like doing homework.

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there was a lot of hemming and hawing he wasnt having it

                                                                Youre crowdsourcing arent you

No.  No, no, I value your opinion.

Thou dost protest too much

                               Your tells are tellin

    I havent an opinion

You always have opinio . .

. . Unsolicited

                     It may make you feel better if youd imagine a sign hanging from a lanyard round my neck  No Soliciting No Exceptions No Politics No Salesmen No Estimates No Tags No Charity No Magazines No Religion No Menus Don Make It WeirdSeriously Go Away

tell gobsmacked

                     although  it looked good looked fetching on them

Originally I thought Seriously  Please Go Away

                                                       However

Thawoud efface belie my notoriety for being rude

tell shocked

                I don’t know what to say.

Nothing to say

                 Go ahead  Keep to your business

Ferret out those willing to entertain your braying willingpossibly  thrilled  to put their thumb on the scale

he resisted the urge to turn them around pat them on the ass send them on their way

                                                                                             so  instead

without another word he turned

                                     left

    

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