Whas the point of conjuring if you don get a piece

she smiled into her hand

                          unable to remove her hand because of it she asked I’m . . I’m not sure I follow.

Likely cuz yare grinning like a hyena . .

. . You . .

. . No you ya cant stop your eyes grinning from tear duct to your attractive Egyptian flare  Kohl or kajal  

her eyes bugged a bit

                       Anya know either why?

Couplethree women I dated May sound abrupt chauvinistIm not but I could tolerate their makeup Most women Ive dated have on occasion worn mascara  frankly they didnt need it they were natural beauties Out of a bath or shower freshscrubbed  exquisite

her eyebrows ascended

I know exquisite when I see it

                                 I like whayave done If we were to scrub you down I could make a better assessment

This play into the conjuring you mentioned?

No

her hand fell 

the smile stayed though less  now bemused

No?

  No

      Though I understand the confusion

Help me.

Happily The piece I was referring to point of conjuring was writing a piece not a piece of tail or ass  I like tail better  You

Oh.  OH tail of course.

Your brain went right into the gutter

                                     Don get me wrong I like that in a woman too It just wasnt wha I meant

he winked at her

Are you . . areya spoofin me?

 Am I

       Which part

her smile turned into a wolfish grin

I like ya kept your hand away from your face

she laughed out loud also didnt cover her mouth

                                                     he liked that even more

approaching 1600,  Saturday,  22  1. 22

2209,  Monday,  21  3. 22

    who said

               “. . factions subvert governments, render laws impotent, and beget the fiercest animosities among men of the same nation, who ought to give mutual assistance and protection to each other.” 

                                                                                         SURPRISE  was a long time ago

he couldnt resist quoting  too apropos it bleats the heinous time weve been living in since America kickin the can down the road canvinced itself it needed Bozo at its hellm

since  Bozo proved more ghastly than he thought  miniMes begotten the Republicans fooled him  he thought they had testicles  their newfound iteration necessitated geldings  nodders  Whaeveryasezbossman 

                                                                                                    Bozo likes supplicants they were so supplespineless they could suck their own cocks  which was amazing  he didnt have to sneak off an find a debauched bachelorette party to see 

                                       IT  WAS  AMAZING he took pictures in case someone didnt believe him  they werent deepfake productsNO he wasnt crossing his fingers behind his back  

 

Who

   David Hume The Sceptic  Essays Moral and Political 1758

Who?

   had to expect that

                        if 54% of American adults from 16 still galled him to 74 couldnt read at a 6th grade level their arithmetic would be shit too  young adults couldnt make proper change unless a machine told them how much  they didnt write  THE THREE Rs?  then how the fuck could they possibly know a historical figure let alone a philosopher  

historical 

philosopher 

four syllables

big words

hurt brain

    he crossed his fingers

he hoped he was being ridiculous 

                                   being hyperbolic

Heres hoping

round 1400hrs,  Monday,  21  3. 22

2338,  Monday

She doesnt strike me as a Polish girl

She was born in Buffalo, New York.

Lots of polacks there granted   I read my obituary there

                                                            when he spoke as a matter of fact he alwayswithout a doubt  threw him

he threw him

               he counted in his head one two three for five six seven eig . .

. . What?

What

Did you say you read your obituary there?

   Yes

       It really take you eight seconds to ask 

Your obituary?

An obit in my name I almost went to the wake to check out my widow one two three fou . .

. . Widow

    Four I like it when yare invested

                                       Yes my widow

threw him another curve stymied him

But you’re not dead didn’t die . . you’re married.

His widow   My namesakes or I his or as luck would have it Death darkened his doorway gave me a wide berth Im not one to take a bullet for anyone

 

I’m . . I’m . .

. . Seeing a Polish girlso ya think From Buffalo

I am.

Authentic Polish smattering of language culture food family still in Polan . .

. . I don’t know.

Eat head cheese.

Head what?

didnt have to count Head cheese cold cut a cold cut terrine to be exact forcemeat prepared with aspic  usually madeup of a pigs face cheeks fee . .

. . Stop. A coldcut; you eat it?

I adore it

         Head cheese My mother and I relish it  Yaoughta play the head cheese card

Head cheese card?

                    he sneered 

Don knock it until yave tried itYes  Card

How it is a card?

How long ya been seeing this girl from Buffalo

On and off, what, you know, I told you when I met her . .

. . Yare seeing her not me  Yaoughta to know how long its been

I told you when I did.

     Yes

         Not my relationship   How long

he didnt even start counting that would have been bruising Not knowing is problematic Yare long past the Use-by Date freshness date  Yare the guyyare supposed to be fresh forward  forge where things go or not

Fresh?

Salty provocative sexual 

I didn’t want to throw her off.

Throw her off

               By my estimateNO  An correction  been seeing her since before Christmas

Have I?

Have you

Man . . I think I have.

Not to belabour the head cheese card

                                        Head Sexual innuendo  Have you even hinted sex gotten fresh get cracked or catch a look that she thought to slap you

No.

Whell man If shes authentically Polish like me yare dead in the water

                                                                          Yare a buddyboy

after 1530,  Saturday,  22  1. 22

1517,  Monday,  21  3. 22

Led Zeppelin  Whole Lotta Love  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKXN88tjeMY