before saying so he was humming I’m in Love with My Car by Queen

                                                                           Man, I’m in love with my bidet.

Really In love with it

I am.

First time I saw oneback in the Seventies I thought it was a drinking fountain a queer fountain but one nonetheless

Stop.

Im tellinya thas wha I thought

                                    Youre in love with it

I am.

Ive not used one

Haven’t had the opportunity?

No  Plenty of opportunities

So why not?

Not interested

If you used one . .

. . Id be wiping my ass with a towel rather than toilet paper

                                                                No thanks

You don’t know what you’re missing.

Youre in love

I am in love with my bidet.

Im in love with my balls

I’m ignoring you, it’s great for hemorrhoids.

I havent

I do.

Then irrigation sounds tremendously appealing

                                                       Tellya wha When I do I will

0841,  Thursday,  11  4. 24

1201,  day-between-2-Ts,  24  4. 24

Queen  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fj2kR6BczqM  

I’ll get on those Bloody Marys immediately. 

                                              the server walked away from the table

Neil was hosting

                  Lydia. Lydia. Lydia.

Wharya doin

Lydia. Lydia I’m trying to remember her name I don’t want to forget it I’m lousy with names.

Semantic memory

I’ve no idea what it’s called but I’m lousy at it.

So if you don repeat her name over and over until she returns youll forget

I will assuredly so. he sighed

                                   I’m really shit with names.

Whas her name

FUCK.

Ill remind you

                Lemme say this Itll trigger her name

You remember?

I do  I will

             All set

Hurry. She may be coming back with the Bloody Marys.

   Chlamydia

Jesus. Lydia.

Yes

     Aint gonna forget

I aint.

Here we go, gentlemen . .

. . For them not me Im not

she laughed

Thank you, Lydia. said Neil as he helped her hand drinks around the table

1030,  day-between-2-Ts,  10  4. 24

1120,  day-between-2-Ts,  24  4. 24

not that there was blame

                           rather 

the reason

Lavender

he dripped nine drops into the hot water filling the tub

                                                         was arrestingfreaking aromatic

always turned things in his head when he closed his eyes

through the window moonlight flooded the room

cyborg sex

hed had

no complaints

               although partners would only have known if they asked about the scars across his shoulder

at least half were perceptive or curious

scars mattering more than tattoos

                                    hed ask about them could care less about tats

cut  healed  flesh

                    meant more

cyborg  a portmanteau Oohlala do you speak French?   No  Wish I did  If I did I could probably talk you out of your panties   You could, definitely.   hmm  maybe hed learn French a portmanteau of cybernetic and organism a being with both organic and biomechatronic body parts

A complete arthroplasty

Arthroplasty?

Yah

Sounds kinda sexy.

Have I told you how much I enjoy you

Only laughing ribaldly  when you mouth isn’t full.

                                                      most of his partners were ribald

he was

        he attracted in kind not that he wouldnt make exceptions

cyborg was coined in ’60 Manfred Clynes Nathan S don forget the S Kline to contrast with biorobots and androids its applied to living organisms whose functions have been restored or enhanced by integration of some artificial component or technology

they insisted it rely on feedback

that his shoulder worked painlessly was plenty of feedback

No shit.

None

   So.

        I’m fuckin . .

. . An being fucked

By a cyborg.

Yes

That's hot I can’t wait to tell my girlfriends.

Spread it around

                     which was easier than stealing into Women’s Rooms and artfully graffitiing stall partitions

SEE: Elementary Cyborg Sex 101

 

2133,  2sday,  23  4. 24

1009,  day-between-2-Ts,  24  4. 24

Humble Pie  Black Coffee  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z9wni2uzR8