WOW aw man  that was something to be proud of 

                                                         he sounded like sliding on dry dirt into second base ahead of the throw  sound he shared with the second baseman while he waited

sometimes he sounded like duck a sloppywet QUAACK 

                                                           an before leaving he actually apologised to the inanimate bathroom for disturbing its peace imagine the sounds they hear   an just for shit and giggles he chummed the water This johns got a gloryhole

sometimes he coudnt say wha he sounded like 

                                                 made him uncomfortable  he wasnt sure if his body had been invaded by an alien or an alien invested in a cloaking devise and it was them who farted not he

                                                                                               a kind of ventriloquist act 

Whos the dummy

 

   frankly  hed even vote for McCarthy for Leader if he were a Red House representative-elect and Kevin woud guarantee tha all his farts woud sound like sliding on dry dirt     

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John Fogert  Centerfield  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVTXn9Y3dM0 

Supertramp  The Logical Song  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w31GDDH_enM

centipedes arent attractivemillipedes either

                                                although when he made them at a friends house who got the CreepyCrawlers Creepy Candy Creator candy kit for Christmas he usually made them of the sweet grape flavor or cherry sour apple lime 

                            edibles

NOW there woudbe a clever marketing devise for THC CBD CBG manufacturers he was an idea guy left the work to those who knew how

it was his daughters who informed him of a film called The Human Centipede sequels followed people are fuckeduphis grrls were fuckedup they were also into Saw its “tantilising” sequels   Me he said Id rather watch people fuck than murdered he did not influence anyone   You watch pornos?! his grrls asked   You just crawl out from under a rock he asked 

                                                                                                            he didnt need for an explanationwas way ahead of the game but they insistedthey wanted to tell him about the film because they knew they wouldnt make any spoilers  he wasnt going to watch the film

Got tha right

              No thank you  I think I know the assembly

No, no, no . . we want to tell you.

   he wasafter all their father obliged to attend to them no matter how old they got  its a bitch to be Daddy

Let me get a beer

YES! they cheered  Bring us one no they werent sharing 

                                                           then while enduring their next fifteentwenty hilarious minutes he thought An theyre drinking my beer

he had to be honest  his attention wandered 

                                               it wandered up to either a coffee shop or a microbrewery he imbibed  both beverages went through him like sailors on leave going through every whorehouse in port

then he thought he better find a head urinal pot or plot to relieve himself 

   a nebulous human centipede of sort

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The Human Centipede  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glfBurdSUS8

   utter

he uttered udderOhbrother  

then he uttered double Ds  u-dd-ers 

                                     dare he doubledown  YESuttered double Es  uddEErs

he has been in their presence

inelegantly tonguetied  he asked didnt want to drop the ball

they saidthey were proud 

                                made sense 

made sense in the sense that he wore pants

if he was swinging a nineinch cockhed advertise! hellNO he wouldnt wear pants an when he was going to be arrested for indecency exposure hed hold it like a microphonebang it against his thigh TESTING TESTING  TESTING  an with the audio pitchperfect hed interview the cop 

                                                       Officer if you woud  please speak into THE Mike – hed have nicknamed his cock Mike – and explain to the people that this arrest has more to do with jealousy than indecency

ofcourse thered be a bevy a throng of female admirers gay admirers

                                                                        hed yell MIKES A BEAUTY HUH theyd howl like a crowd of 60s Beatles fans YES YEAH YEAH  YEAH

arrested  guided into the backseat Love  love lovelove backseats hed tell the officer 

                                                                                     Careful when you shut the door please

Make sure Im all in Ive been circumcised as you can see  

   whenever he uttered  strangeusually fun things occurred to him

  

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Spanky and Our Gang  Lazy Day  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c6PNa9tqBg