out on a walk  a need to pee apparently heightens ones sense of hearing

                                                                                  Aaaaah  a chorus of angels

there

     Aha

hed never met a Honeyhut a Satellite portablepotty he didnt like

better than getting pickedup for urinating in public

                                                      or a run-in with an enthusiastic cop who insists insinuates decides he wasnt urinating rather was a sexual deviant exposing himself to nonexistent children

Cops

       particularly white male cops

can do no wrong

have discretion

qualified immunity

no college

no matter 

   Lady Justice Please  Bitch got their backs

I saw what I saw.

                    I dare ya, refute me.

Bet your lilywhite ass

five times in jail

one county stint

                     it was a reallyreally white county

Aaaaah

       Ladies  Gentlemen

Thank you for saving me from myself

evidently County had local roadwork towed in a Honeyhut left it on the side of the residential street

   welcome relief  

1350,  Reggaefriday,  2  2. 24

1643,  Reggaefriday

I want a tall room  You have a tall room

the proprietor took a shystep back  A tall room?

Yes

I don’t think I follow.  Beds?

No

    A tall room ten foottwelve foot ceiling I don care about the size of the bed

A tall room. his voice incredulous 

                                  No sir.

Thank you Coud you recommend a motel hotel inn thamight have a tall room

No sir, I could not.

Thank you

We have nice rooms.   I could, if you’d consider, let you a room, at a discount, to make up for the lack of ceiling height.

Thas kind of you but no thanks

                                   he turned and left

the proprietors wife entered behind him and asked A tall room?

Yes. That’s what he asked for.

He wasn’t tall.

No, he wasn’t.

And he refused a discount?

Yeah.  I thought it was a ploy for a room at a lower rate.

You hardly ever do that.

No, though I thought he was being clever.   

                                             I like clever.

he got into the car

Any luck? she asked

No  No tall rooms

No recommendations either?

No

   What are we going to do?

Lets drive into the next town or hamlet city

                                               All we can do is ask

You realise, it’s unlikely we’ll find one. 

                                          This isn’t Europe.

No

      Not a damn thing sophisticated about American overnights Everythings cookiecut made to some standard some gulpi malpa setclowns set

Well, if we can’t find a tall room soon I’m content with something cookiecut, as you say.

You cleaning the ceiling

I’ll clean the ceiling.

   Okay

Okay. she sighed

                     smiling she unclasped her seatbelt turnedleaned against the door lifted her skirt to her waist slipped off her panties spread her legs   slowly deliberately ohsodeliciously began stroking her clit

   Youre not helping matters baby

2328,  Sunday,  28  1. 24

1139,  Reggaefriday,  2  2. 24

Mabisyo  The Worst Generation  first song  Inside the Room  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xSxh5u2WuA

Punxsutawney Go aheadsay  he couldnt Phil didnt see his shadow today

                                                                            Springs a-comin

whenever he saw his shadow he thought he was being followed

                                                                     a friend once said It’s not a matter of being paranoid, it’s a matter of not being paranoid enough.

he wasnt paranoid

his larger concern was being inappropriate according to standards he didnt share his shadow was notorious for stuffing their hands into their pockets wanderaway in a huff

HEY

wouldnt miss a step kept walkin flipped him off

HEY

     Ill miss ya      

he wouldnt

              sonofabitch was often an anchor a deadbeat drag rained on his parade if not him someone else would step into the fold anbe a prick a cunt a bug a stick up their assfuckin humourless

                                                                                       attempted to add injury to insult

That’s not funny.

Its freakin hilarious

                     Youre funny think yourself an arbiter   My ass

if his shadow was around hed hear it second him My ass

his shadow a fair weather friend

they could take or leave each other

                                     he remembered numerous times he walked off left him flat on his back on his face halfhung on a retaining wall sitting on a bus stop bench

when they did get back together he took him out for a beer

                                                              let bygones be bygones knowing fullwell thered be another time soon

1205,  Reggaefriday,  2  2. 24

https://www.npr.org/2024/02/02/1228547493/groundhog-day-punxsutawney-phil-spring

Me and My Shadow  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-4uKgXRnpI

Us is . . .

               Really

Ya heard me.

Is it us is or us are   Us are arse     I prefer is

                                                           Youre wrong

I disagree.

Youre welcome to disagree

                              Us is verbose

Youre ridiculous

I think accurate.

Us  Verbose

               You understand verbose

   Yes.  You’re verbose.

Adjective  Yes

                 An youre closedmouth defensive afraid-as-shit to say something wrongput someone off

Put someone off, you, you’re like fuck ‘em.

I am Im not afraid to offend anyone Lifes a comedy club

                                                            Cant take a joke stay the fuck out

Like we could.

We coud At the threshold we had a choice

                                               Why didya come in

Are you being serious?

I am I remember the threshold  I remember looking inthought itd be a pip So I grabbed all the topshelf attributes I coud hold an jumped in

Man, you’re so full of shit.

Anyare the turnip tha fell off the wagon

2116,  Sunday,  28  1. 24

1046,  Reggaefriday,  2  2. 24

Mabisyo  A Day Without Eyes  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwfawYnxs7w

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