speakingpoignantly from a males point of viewnot to diminish a lesbians perspective

truly

      how much time does one really get to spend with a pussy   it aint a dog

dogs beckon

they demand time

they need devotion attention

pussies

          on the other hand

independent

confident

           do not require constantbrooding  attention

and those that do

                    he deemed high maintenance

attracting a certain kind of malecertain kind of female willing to putup with afford that particular pussy

   this consternation only arrived when he thought about his thrownaway feral                                                                                                                              bigfoot a neutered pussycat

bigfoot could take him or leave himhadnt  also wee spayed  RKORico spayed Robert Knock Off likely her old man Robert was a huge orange Tom he wouldnt want to tangle with

he really didnt get much time to share with them

                                                    watered them fed them   DISMISSED

which frankly wasnt any different inside his house

four housecats of feralfounding

                                 the Queenmother october her offspring shy leftie bomber who she sprung between his legs Robert their Daddy

when he tried to spend time with them they were busy no idea doinwha

when he was busy they tried to spend time with him

on occasion they reconnoitered

                                 though never felt like it was long enough

and his girlfriend

                    he never she never they never felt theyd ever have enough time

 

1944,  day-between-2-Ts,  29  11. 23

1124,  Thursday,  30  11. 23

the layman came around the corner of the church Excuse me, Joseph.

Joe

he hobblestepped

                   Oh, excuse me. Father asked me to fetch you, he said your name was Joseph . .

. . Joe

Joe.

Correct

Alright. Father sent me to ask you to please see him in the rectory.

Wrecktory Thasounds right

Yes Fadder

That’s Father.

Fadder

Father.

Fodder

Really Joseph.

Joe

Really, Joseph.

Joe

     Fodder  Really yourself 

Jos . . Joe. Your mother asked me. So I agreed. Somewhat hesitantly. I'm allowing you to do your community service hours here.

And I appreciate that

You do? he sounded incredulous

I do

Then please explain the signs you painted and set up around the grounds for the sale to be held Friday.

slipping on his most innocent puss a hardsell no matterdidnt save him when he was younger from punishment the nuns contrived when he continued laughing at Biblical stories he found humourous

                                                                 Whas to explain You coud have called it a sale

anger flushed his throat

                         You will go around, collect them, whitewash them, then repaint and post them again. The word is spelled B A Z A A R. Bazaar.   Do you understand?

Yes

I am also revoking the time you spent making and posting the first iterations.

Yes

   Do you have anything to say? Apologize?

No

Really?

We have to find you a better interlocutory Fadder Latin interloqui  I N T E R L O Q U I Interrupt

I know the word.

I know you know youre a priest

                                  I like words too   Except when theyre Greek to me he chuckled

Father turned his wrist looked at his watch

                                               It’s nearly noon. You’ll not take lunch. I expect you to accomplish your task before Four.  Again. I am striking the five hours you spent making your . . . your what . . what shall we call it . error?

No  Lets call it semantics   Shall we

                                         Im on it Fadder  Have no fear

he excused himself left the room

first sign was at the foot of the steps near the iron railing leading up to the nave  he attached it to a stakepounded it into the earth among the reefs compact evergreens  Parsons Juniper

                                                                         Fodders sharp he said to no one 

B I Z A R R E

F R I D A Y

1444,  day-between-2-Ts,  29  11. 23

1039,  Thursday,  30  11. 23