buddyboy on a roll  held that according to String or M-Theory

                                                                   there are believed teneleven dimensions

he was standard issued  a standard landlubber

                                                   believed The Gospel of Four

Length

Height

Width

Time

    Awrightawright four out of teneleven

                                             Sixseven remain

hed subtract the six sense dimensions

Sight

Taste

Touch

Smell

Hearing

Intuition

           Thas ten buddyboy

Now allya got to do is name the last one ifinfact there are eleven

The senses aren’t dimensions.

They are

No.

    They  are  not.

But

     They are

Youre hungup on spatiality Limiting yourself to ThreeD      Severely

                                                                          Limiting yourself

You’re wrong.

An youre welcome every little bit to limitminimise yourself

                                                                 You can run with tha Forrest

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Forrest Gump  Run, Forrest, Run  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSMxl1V8FSg

. . . an item none of them wanted to be

                                         when he disappointed opened the cupboard the coffee mugs tried to shrink if they made inadvertent eye contact with him they shifted their eyes if they had heads they would have nodded to the mug beside them

                                   several trembling in fear negotiatedmanaged to point their handles

none  wanted to become the next mug he somehow fucking  misplacedtwo in the last four months  the first a beatup tin 2cup measuring cup he had used for   Wha     Fuck  since last century

the second was utterly replaceable

                                         and maybe because it understood that

when he set it downwhen the neighbours dogs hurtled towards his porch after the four feral cats he fed it dove off the railing into the bushessmashed its handlerolled down the driverolled down the downhill driveway

            Take me away from this madness

threw caution to the wind

Use me

Pot a succulent

See my worth

See my lavender flowersthe plum script wending between their stems my uplifting message  God

Hes an unbeliever

                    Save me

    hysterical

 

even though it was hysterical

                                   it had been serving a function

 

Which mug shall it be he thought

                                  and in that desperatedesperate moment

their salvation occurred

their prayers were answered

                                 an earthquake

the cupboard came off the wall

all the cups and mugs were smashed

                                             if 

    Annihilation is Salvation  

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his kidbrother  visiting  took the seat behind him in the car to drive home after family went to see friends play in a local soccer match or should he say football

they werent driving back home but five minutes

                                                  kidbrother says  What's that stink?

front seat was a bench he his daughter  his granddaughter sat between them

                                                                                     Wha stink

You can’t smell that?someone step in dogshit?

                                                 heard him check his shoes  Not me.

daughter granddaughter checked theirs

they were clean

Ill check when we park

 

checked his shoes clean as a whistle

                                       Man Ive no idea whaya were smellin

 

    that evening they decided to have dinner In-N-Out  a West Coast burger chain

                                                                                        had to take two cars

his car reconstituted the same four

                                         WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SMELL?

I thought everyone checked their shoes?

Everyones clean

 

his brother sprung his seatbelt  could feel him jostle around behind him

                                                                               What the hell’s this?

held it up so he could see it in the rearview mirror

daughter granddaughter turned to glimpse it  

                                                   opening it 

Thas a plastic bag I picked up by the soccer or should he say football field  Ill use it to dump cat litter in

                                                                                                Jesus.

Well man, somebody beat ya to the punch.

Wha

    Somebody shit it.

Wha

Yeah. This is what I’ve been smellin . .

. . It was a brandnew bag folded up nice an neat

    Yeah.

            Still though, it’s beshat.

Lose it out the window when we get off the highway

Happily. Bro.

Dad.

Grampa.

    they laughed hysterically

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library was about to close

in the Wsection Martha Wells Murderbot he and she  she was with her boyfriend  reached  Excuse me he said for the same book  All Systems Red

                                                 Excuse me she said

Too late had the book in his hand

You’re not going to be a gentleman, ladies first?

Well you don know me an I don know youre a lady

                                                      her boyfriend ahhemed

Stay clear buddyboy this is between me an the alleged lad . .

. . Alleged?

Hed be on your side We havent an objective third party to chime in An

                                                                            Possession is nine tenths of the law

Its a quick read

                    Tellya wha

Gimme your phone number don know if youre a lady but youre awfully goodlookin an when Im finished Ill callya we can meet an Ill hand it off to you an you can return it when youve finished

    That’s quite a blitz.

An I get your number to boot

Ahhem ahhemed again

Pipe down

            Yaoughta have more confident if shes goin out with you

he extended his hand to her

                              Shake

I really want to read ithave heard wonderful things about it, and the whole of the series.

Fellow booklover

she took his hand shook

                            Ahhem ahhemed

Tellya wha

she was warmingup to him What?

Lets the three of us go out an have a drink together  salt the deal

Ahhem That’s mighty kind of yo . .

. . That’s a wonderful idea.

                              Are you familiar with the Parlour?

Nah

Solvang?

Jah

Live here?

Jah

I do, he does. It’s not far, ride with us.

Talk about blitz

                   I like the way you think

Ahhem wasnt pleased

she was driving

 

 

    We already there

Where?

There

Where’s there?

Solvang

We’re there.

  parked

they walked to a sidestreet strip

                                    a fantastic Parlour marque colouredlit the otherwise dark street

he said to her Ahhem had faded to a nonentity

                                                     This is cool I dig it

Thought you might.

Jah  Sensational   Our parle

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1353,  Tuesday

entering the kitchen nook to sit with coffee and the newspaper she found him sitting in her place looking across the table through the sliding glass door into the backyard

    thats where she sitshes knows it

shes miffed

              takes the seat at the head of the table

what would be its feet is negated by it nearly against the wall beneath two windows

Did you scatter the ryebread for the birds and animals as I asked?

Earlier this morning shortly after you asked when you went to shower

her ploy to move his ass failed

he was fingering his coffee cup with both hands

What are you doing now?

I am watching the animals outside

there were chipmunks squirrels rabbits a variety of birds if listening closely one could hear chevrons of Canada geese pass overhead

Why?

Theyre acting crazy  Chipmunks are standing their ground against squirrels rabbits chasing squirrels squirrels chasing rabbits different breeds of birds sitting side by sidefacing the same directionlookin this way  on one branch

she looked didnt see what he described

                                           Where?

The rye was moldy

Yes. That’s why I asked you to tear it upscatter it.

 

    You tore off the moldy bits, didn’t feed them that.

You didnt say to

You don’t feed moldy rye breadrye bread . . to animals. Didn’t think ergot?

Ergot

       Cogito ergo sum Rene Descartes  whom I prefer  desecrates   I think therefore I am

                                                                                                 I thought . . .

 

What?

Id joinem

What?

Im fuckin witya

                  Here  Have your chair back your place

Just fuckin witya

    for such a smart woman take her off her game mess with her routine

                                                                                 his sister was gullible

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