Jaysus.

Wha

        Yabrought it up

I brought it up as a fact of biology, physiology, anatom . .

. . Out of the blue  Im just countering

Why you got to counter like that?

Id eat there

                I eat there

Would you shaddup, my God.

You don eat there

                     Wha a fuckin disappointment you have been must be your girlfriends your wiv . .

. . Only two, don’t say it like I’m in and out of marriages.

Whoa

       Really don like the name of the restaurant

I don’t, no.

    Wha a prude

I am not.

Methinks thou dost protest too much queenie

                                                     I bet queens woud eat there

Just drop it.

Uhuh

       Lipsmackin      The Anus & the Genitals

The and is an ampersand a ligature  youll recall or you wont

                                                                   A night club bar upscale eatery

Not a family-style restaurant

At least as I envision it

Can you imagine the decor

 

    If youd kept your mouth shut Id not have flirted with the idea

What did I say?

Ya kiddin me

                  What did you say

Evidently something that set you off.

    Evidently

Yacant remember

                  Yareally got to work on your short-term memory

Or pay attention to yourselfwhaya say

 

May I

May away. I’m dying to hear.

thought he might clear his throat but thought again  a little too dramatic

                                                                  Perineal seam

The only seam on our bodies Scars arent  The seam where once we were finished being stuffed we were stitchedup

Actual name is perineal raphe  R  A  P  H  E

                                                       Sounds like a mighty tasty appetiser

Jaysus.

exiting where they entered                     

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I really cant believe were arguing possible

                                             Pharmaceuticals use the word to convince people to buy their products fine print POSSIBLE side effects . . .

That doesn’t mean the side effects will pertain, even happen to the majority of people who have been prescribed.

POSSIBLE  is a guarantee

No.

    How better to illustrate my point

buddy had his smartphone in hand  Possible.

                                                     Using it as an adjective, or noun?

Arya kiddin me Adjective  Possible side effects

                                                   Glibly  Wha does your dictionary say

“Able to be done; within the power or capacity of someone or something.”

Able to be done

Possibly.

Lemme provide you a scenario

If someone, a patient, doesn’t experienc . .

. . Violentlyvomit if sweets or alcohol is ingested

    If they don’t . . the side effect wasn’t possible, the warning negated.

Anya want to take tha chance

                                  Lemme say

No. No.  You’re going to give a drasti . .

. . A drastic side effect thawoud affect them

    A drastic example.

Ja

      Anwhy

You tell me. You exhaust me.

I give drastic over-the-top examples scenarios to drive home my point

                                                                         A huge SS guard standing at the sliding door of a boxcar machine gun in handslung from his shoulder hate to say it theres only so many bullets an so many many more Jews Poles gypsies queers Hungarians threw that in because buddys bloodline is as indicated by 23andMe or AncestryDNA or MyHeritage DNA he hadnt a fuckin idea oneofem  The boxcar is jammed to the gills  Impossible to sit

As the leering SS man slowly slides the door shut on five hundred people he says at the top of his lungs  It’s possible one of you will survive.

    Yawanna take tha chance

What a bullshit scenario.

Yawanna take tha possible chance

Bullshit.

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Hi  My name is Sex

    How old are you?

Why do you ask

You don’t look old enough to know what sex is.

I am Sex

Sex?

Thats the name my parents gave me

                                                 that really wasnt the truth

they were forced to give the boy the name by authorities

he was their third child and Child Welfare had been notified due to circumstances situations with the older children

his parents were in the habit of not taking particularly good care of them but when Child Welfare intervened they were able to straightenup and fly right

                                                 for a while

to authorities their children were products of sex unintended consequences

                                                                                 so

an act was conceived  studied   debated     legislated

                                                              if

lousy spotty parents had another child or childrenGodforbid they would be named Sex so the rest of the community would realise the child was disadvantaged and come together as the proverbial village it takes to raise a child

               sterilisation was not an ethical option

not that it wasnt considered  debated

 

a field too big to hoe

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Dad

he called him

Yes, son. thought maybe punctuating the sentence hed throw him off he would call him by his name not son

Im not a fan so you understand

                                      Wha do think about tuna melts

I don’t.

          Who the hell puts cheese on fish?

Thas my thought too

But let me ask you this

Shoot.

If you were in a restaurant and the menu offered only two items

 

Okay.

 

One was something you don like

                                       And the second a tuna melt

Go hungry

    Did I look at the menu before I sat down?

Come on  How many times have you regarded a menu before sitting at a table

Can’t say that I do.

No  Ya don

The only two things?

Yes

        Its served on toasted sourdough  cheddaroops almost forgot   served with sauerkraut on top

A good kraut?

Georges Polish deli in Seattle  Homemade

Sauerkraut.

Kraut swingin your favour

I’d eat the tuna melt.

Dammit

Dammit?  Why?

Id eat it too

                 But if there was a third ite . .

. . But there wasn’t.

No  There was not

S’ppose we’re eating fish with cheese on it.

    Ja

          Apparently                                                                                                                 

Coud we keep this between us

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