1.7.20


she was his happy dream girl
                                 in a dream

she violated what appealed to him when he was awake his girlfriend was Cherokee and Sicilian dark endowed  tall 

Dream girl was Nordic blonde

peachcheeked

brightbright crystalblue eyes

proud bearing  erect

intractable



they met at a lavish gathering he backed into her escaping an unwanted conversation if he hadnt he would have offended the several who were animated by their inane subject

Excuse me he mutteredsurprised he backed into her  

Why? she said You didn’t see me; I caught your taillights over my shoulder but was too retarded to step aside, I could only think to brace myself, prepare for the inevitable, the contact.

I appreciate that but nonetheless I did back into you 
                                                                Taillights Taillights In the future Ill be sure to check my rearview sideview mirrors before backing up  Very clever  Taillights

You were pretty excited.
I was pretty incensed

The colouring looks good on you.


he smiled wishing he had dimples Youre kind

You don’t know me. If I could ask, what incensed you?

Their inane subject


Which was . . ?

An inane subjectIm not giving it legs beyond that small clutch of miserable  that  clique   Are you okay

it wasnt an uncomfortable collision -- possibly better than a pickup line – if there was in fact such a thing -- although it was jarring enough he slopped his and her drinks when he ran into her they turned on an axis a revolutionturning opposite of their dominant hands not turning into each other but away they were lefthanded – he turnedthey stood diagonal of each otherbriefly flustered their words rolling over each other PleasePlease excuse meexcuse me 
                                                                                                            seven synchronized words 
he said quickly I believe youre stepping on my line

she laughed gayly disarmingly her dress was spottedhis shirt too by their spilt drinks Had you given me but one more moment, I would have told you you were stepping on my lines.

Well Beautiful . . 
. . Beautiful?

Yes Beautiful Itll have to do until I learn your name however  Beautiful  it appears were in the same movie or play though thinkin about it Id rather it were play  live   spontaneous  maybe the end rewrites itselfCould I buy you a drinkreplenish what I caused you to spill
It was my fault

If not your nam . . 
. . You’re on a roll . . 
. . Im not Actually Id be sashimi  in reference to your posit Do you like sushi A roll a roll would rather be my Wham bam thank you maam 


Beautiful
           Yagonna fill that space for me


Gosh. Which . . which would you like me to answer . or regard first?

Beautiful  Please

I’m Catriona.


Catriona 
           Ofcourse you are That is a beautiful well-conceived name  Catriona  Cant say Ive ever heard it before  A family name

she hmmmedcleared her throat cleared her voice First, wham bam thank you, ma'am?

Rollin Dig Your name telephone number thank you very much




later as they wandered the palatial home they walked to a bannister that overlooked one portion of the first floor from below several women called up to herthey waved she waved back 

Come down; join us! they cried

she turned to him and suddenly laughed hard in his face Ohmygod she kept laughing Oh, wow, I can’t let this pass. she removed her cellfone from her clutchbag and queued up a video Please she asked wait until I’ve joined them on the floor, I’ll signal you, then run it so you can see it and us in one fell swoop. 

turning away her laughter eruptedshook her again

it was contagious

he laughed about nothing except to laugh with her her laughter trailed and echoed as she went down a sweeping ostentatious staircase


joining the women she gatheredgrouped them actually then casually threw him a splitfingered peace sign

he rolled

there she is Catriona dressed as a dominatrix the women around her as she placed them were arranged as they were in the video  he watched
                            Catriona lashing them vigorously with a cat o' nine tails spurred on their lavish costumed orgy


she had an outrageous sense of humour



he thinks he likes her


1254,  Twosday,  28  1. 20
1458,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  1  7. 20

$130K -- killed



Its time America chips in and buys the muthafucker a pair of rubyred slippers so he can cry in style There’s no place like home . there’s no place like home . there’s no place like home 
                                                                     an let ‘im go let .im disappear like where he imagines the coronavirus is magically going
1054,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  1  7. 20


Im tellin ya youre missing out man  You aint lived

I think you’re being bombas . . 
. . Hyperbolic
Sure!

Over-the-top

Yeah. Nobody gets that hopped up on toilet pa . . 
. . Thank you for calling it toilet paper not bath tissue I got an issue with bath tissue he winked at him

Fuck you; always yanking my cha . .
. . Better yer chain than yer cock  Youd have a tough time tryin to explain away what would be perceived as homosexual tendencies I dont have homosexual tendencies Im of Eastern European Polish tendencies and culture inculcated genetically to be joyous to kiss aunts and uncles grandparents cousins brothers sisters on the mouth Best afternoon of my life knocking the hell out of five guys who trailed me out of Miami Airport after I kissed my brother goodbye in the concourse their fairy-taunting queer-taunting me as I lead them out into my buddies who were waiting 
I rocked the clown directly behind mefive was fourset on one of the four and the other three were overwhelmed by my three Fucking fleeinglaughing rolling down to the Rickenbacker to Key Biscayne Crandon Park to get highlick what few wounds we had Fucking guys never knew what hit em We trashed em inside a minute and were gone like spooks  Queer spooksHah         



Over the moon man  Yaint lived until yave used Cottonelles Aloe and Vitamin E toilet paper    Clog safe  Septic safe

Whaddaya talkin about?

Just saying


Christ. You ought to be a spokesman.
I oughta
         Bought it on a lark on sale Lemme put it this way  once you go black you never go back an thats as racist as Ill ever get to DOT the i CROSS the t

You said never.

Yah Never Ill cross negating never for aloe and E  NEVER go back


It’s fucking toilet paper. You’re wiping your ass.

You sound like my Maw She thought I went around the bend too

You talked to your Mom about wiping your ass; using Cottonelle?

I did



And . . .

And I told her Id send her money to buy ittold her Try it . . youll like it . . . As a matter of fact I had my kid sister who lives in Illinois buy a packet for her

Toilet paper. You sang the praise of toilet paper to your Mom?

Ill ignore you youre ignorant  Until you try it say nothing


It’s fucking toilet paper.


Im gonna tell you what I told my Maw

You told her what you intend to tell me?



Whadaya think

I think . . I don’t know what to think, I’m afraid what I think . . . I've overheard you talking to your Mom about Heaven being a blow job or when you're giving some girl head . . . I suppose you would . It’s only toilet paper.

Bingo
        I told her . . sometimes I go to the bathroom just to wipe my ass . . . its that good

1119,  Twosday,  30  6. 20


HPSCI House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence might not be so select


the minority Republican members have not been showing up to work in committee for months

it seemed to him that they like everyone in America who has a job is paid to work anif they shine work  they should not be paid

these people are Californias – ever a pain-in-the-ass and squealer -- Devin Nunes  Texas’ Mike Conaway & Will Hurd & John Ratcliffe – though now hes DNI Director of National Intelligence OHfuck woefully in over his head inept but will jump when the president tells him – Ohio’s Michael Turner & Brad Wenstrup Arkansas’ Rick Crawford New York’s Elise Stefanik Utah’s Chris Stewart

he thought it was good to know the names of the people who do not feel obligated to work for their keep

1118,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  1  7. 20