Have fun this Easter Fool's Day he wrote his nephew
in an emale I can see Christ, laughing, heartily
slapping his knee, "No. I didn't rise. That wasn't me. No. April
Fool's."
his nephew wouldnt take offensefew people he
associated with would an those who didif
interlopers eavesdroppers or mere collateral damage it wouldnt bother him if they did long ago he quit taking offense at people who
believed in fiction they werent in his
sphereran in his circle they were flatlanders
no matter
he couldnt remember a time in his
existence that April Fool's and Easter intersected an he intended to have far too
much fun at religions expense
frankly at
his granddaughters expenses too
he got his daughter to act as intermediaryshe had
the coloured plastic eggs
he handwrote notes to them Ah.
April Fool's. love, grampa his daughter placed them inside the
eggs an hid them for the girls to find
if they took the tease wellan he teased them as
ruthlessly as he teased his own daughters then their mother was going to give them the money he sent to her with
the notes
if they didnt take the tease she was to keep the money for herself it wasnt sufficient to be dishonest about or mebbe it wasHA
never can tell about money
hed seen people swipe tips off restaurant
tabletops the times he caught up
with those people he could hardly believe they refuted himwerent embarrassed to two men he said If we end up out in the street
Im going to beat you an take whatever cash you have in your pockets take it back
inside an leave it on the table Take me at my
word he walked them back to the table one he told to leave more I swear that’s all that I took off it! An Im supposed to take a thiefs word Put more down several times people he grabbed in the middle of the diningroom screamed
Somebody please call the police! an he screamed over them YES! PLEASE! SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE! You really wanna fuck with me they became docilewalked back over to the table
an put down what they took he saw the
pocket they put the money in Arent you
embarrassed? a couple thieves asked him Wha fucking planet you come off of
some people are just cunts
cunt was a sacred word to him
he only used it for people who earned it
when they were Cuntian
a small elite clutch
HAPPY EASTER FOOL’S DAY!
1513,
Friday, Good Friday as he
was reminded by the fiction believers,
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