he was bombed out of his mindleft his car walked home  whats three miles  the roads werent winding

    he was

the apartments front door was unlocked  again

                                                               under his breath Jesus   Seriously  Seriously 

sighed then audibly  Arya serious man             

How can I help you?  Siri 

                             his alsowaybombed roommate parked his iPhone in the catchall basket on top the console table in the foyer

Seriously

How can I help?

awright hed play along

                           Siri  How the hell arya

Not too shabby, thank you.

Arya fuckin kiddin me he thought

                                    Not shabby

Yes. her voice bright very attractive

Siri  Wha do ya look like

Look?

You can tell me

I do not understand look.

Awright  Can you find an play Postmodern Jukebox featuring Haley Reinhold

I can.

            Haley Reinhold has performed several songs with them. Which song would you like to hear.

White Stripes Seven Nation Army

I have it. Would you care to listen to it now?

Yes Siri  Thawoud be nice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sB6HY8r983c

                                                        listening he sat on the bench took off his shoes stood stripped down to his Jockey boxer briefs

                                                    Ohfuck

no way roommate could drive

his car was in the drive

his girlfriend must have

                            My, my, my.  Look at you.

Could I help you?

everyone everything wants to help  With wha

With . . any old thing you’d like.

    Tha 

              Tha sounds like trouble

This singer sounds like trouble.

                                   She’s working my blood up.

she eyed him

                 I could help get yours up.

Thas trouble  No thanks

You’re missing out.

                      Now I’ll have to go to bed and masturbate.

Good girl good girl  Smart to practise safe sex

                                                Gnight   Im turning in

woke later that morning

she was in bed

they were neked

he thought Gawddamn Took advantage of me

                                                         hoped she did a couplethree of times

1331,  Saturday,  3  5. 25

2230,  Saturday

Beatles  The Long and Winding Road  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR4HjTH_fTM

Youre brayin  Waters one thing

                                 Black water   Something else  I cant imagine you know

When was the last time treadin saltwater you stared down  into the depths a league or more beneath you

A league. What’s that?

Roughly threepointfortyfive miles

                                   How far out to sea have you been  Far enough where you coudnt see land

Smell land  far out at sea

A fuckin treat

Ohno no. I wouldn’t do that.

I have

        Hung in sunlitsparkling blue water givinway to a deep black floor abyss

I have to admit  haunting 

                           Talk about feeling small  insignificant 

Then not feeling tha anymore

                                   Because I am  we are

by his expression he felt he wasnt

You disagree

I think, I think you’re being overly broad.

Tell me of your significance

                             Boast    I can hardly wait

    You make it sound . . well . .

. . Well

           Thas not to say tha in various realmsrelationships we arent well thought of

But if a cog spun off by death the machine keeps on doesnt miss a beat

                                                                                Youll admit tha

    Yes

Thank you

                 How significant are you  

2126,  Thursday,  1  5. 25

1243,  Saturday,  3  5. 25

eyeballing him said his name was Gunther Ooohshiver me timbers quakin in my bootsNO   No  Not at all

hed been seeing Gunthers girlfriend the last two months  sidestepped what he thoughtthen was a moral imperativehis moral imperative   though enthusiastically  he departed it

    if a fingerpointer glimpsed or met Kristen

not only would they excuse him theyd forgive him

 

Gunther was frequently out of town on business he sold drugs

                                                                      He sells drugs.  Kristen

struggled to keep laughter out of her face  struggled

he replied Hes in pharmaceuticals  A salesman

smiledwide crazy dimples going off

                                      Ohno.

Aah

Yeah.

    Then enough bout him                                                                                                

they met through a mutual friend at a semipro hockey game couple of his friends played  he was moral support might have been on the ice himself if he hadnt weak ankles they skated  he played hardwood ball

she didnt wait to be introduced thrust her hand forward Kristen. taking it Joe  she knew how to shake

a firm grip

Can I buy you girls a hot chocolate They make the best damn creamiest alcoholic hot chocolates here  Ive been lead to understand tha the quickest way to a womans heart is chocolate

I don’t think you’re after mine.

No Brie  Im not

Should I be flattered?

Brie  Kristen doesnt know me an I woudnt be objective

No. You would not.  turned to Kristen   You could do worse.

Christ Thanks for the rave review  winked

she placed a slender finger to her philtrum maybe an attempt to silence herself took it away  I think . . I think I’ll reserve my assessment until after I’ve had a taste of this purported remarkable libation.

I didnt say libation

                     Who says tha Brie  You

Kristen. No.

Ill be back

 

 

So Brie.

    He’s hard, tough. Can be a sonofabitch.  If you give him reason to be.

                                                                                But there’s not a better man to have in your corner.

                      smiled demurely  If you can corner him.

You try?

All his female friends have tried.

                                   Yes. I tried.

And?

We’re fond fast friend.

                           Bonded.

Bonded?

He has my back, I have his.

                                That said . . . hard to believe how many of his friends are women. They, we, might intimidate a lesser woman if he decided to date her.  But that said, he wouldn’t date her if she was lesser.

 

0153,  Saturday,  3  5. 25

1132,  Saturday

Uriah Heep  The Wizard  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA4DFOCwnwk

Howbout dem eggs

                      Felon keeps layingem donhe

Donhe

Maybe those were the eggs he was runnin on

1455,  reggaefriday,  2  5. 25

felon as Pope  https://www.cnbc.com/2025/05/03/trump-pope-ai-image.html