two words
he liked to be concise it madeup for the times when he wasntwas
longwinded sometimes he was
longwindednot that he knew when he opened his mouth but rather as he spoke
thugs at the back of the room pushed the crowd forced them up an onto the stage
into the bright light he
didnt mind sharing they exited out the wings or backstage
by the time the thugs arrived
at his feet they usually forgot what had incited them
he preferred concise
liked it because whenever he
thought in that vein he also thought cuntcise cuntsighs cuntsize Oohgrow up thighs thighssigh he
sighed he loved
playing withfingering words so many playtoys playtugs
two words
Richard Pryor
he had a friend who divorced got out his nose not too bloodiedit could
have been worse now he wanted to get
back in the saddle again
saddle was his he liked euphemism I’m
getting old, I wanna get laid again.
Last fourfive years of your
marriage you werent getting lai . .
. . You want to shaddup? I was still in love, working on it . .
.
. By yourself
Not always . .
. . Nahalways
Yare the same cat who
told meonce in particular that while
trying to work things out she said she
said What’s love got to do with it?
That was your wife man
Christ, you got to remind me? I’d
almost forgotte . .
. . Anwhy I remind ya
Mindfulness Not your forte With eyes to the
future
he was dating setting things upparlaying through twothree
on-line dating apps JESUSCHRIST that was also his
hed been telling him to forego the apps quit dropping cold hard cash on dates Get your rocks off get laid Your cabin in Tahoe Family nosey yare
heading up for some selftime then Go East young man Go East Im your own personal Horace Greeley whoI believe you must recall espoused Go East referencing the concept of
Manifest Destiny Ill be your Whore Greedy Take your manhood in fist an fullfill thats
two Ls each fullfill your destiny Go
East
Would you quit?
he sighedshook his head
I
have two words for you
Again?
Yes
Areya ready Its a big fuckin hint Im givinggivin ya a hint because your
mindfulness tends to lack fuckin
evaporates Id like you to remember on your own not me telling you again
I’m listening.
Good Two words
Richard Pryor
he squeezed his eyes tightnearly
shut looked like it hurt Richard Pryor.
Yes
Richard Pryor.
Yes
What’s Richard Pryor?
he tried hard not to emote failed a deeper sigh than even he thought he was going to emit
Theyre two words
I’ll need more than that.
Yes Apparently
I hope it occurs
to you during my telling
I hope so too
as he related the bit he didnt
see any glimmer of recognition in his eyes
finally he leapt ahead The different between white and black men
no glimmer dead cold ashes
The difference between white and
black men.
exasperatedYES
Difference
some day he was going to lose his
mind The
difference
What’s the difference?
Pryor said a white man will go
out wine and dine a woman spend seventy dollars on her get a real nice kiss good night on the doorstep and leave
he said I drop seventy
dollars on a woman Im fucking something, if not her . . her dog, cats, fish,
birds . . Im fucking something. he
laughed its remained funny even having
told it twentythirty times he liked to
tell it at partiesplant seeds
also humourously informing his date whawas in store she wasnt keen catch a ride home with someone else
the other day he stopped over and
found blueballs talking with his sons they had taken a woodburning stove out onto his porch he was replacing it with an ecofriendly
burning-some-kind-of-briquette stove
his eldest was telling him
whoever he bought the new stove from ought to take away the old one
he was telling his son he didnt
think he wanted to impose on the retailer
thus he interrupted
I have two
words
that confounded his eldest the younger son seemed piqued
Two words? blue balls said Again?
Yes
Fuck, open your mouth and
say. his son obviously peeved him
Pre Nup
his son laughedpickedup on it
quicker than his father and younger brother
the reason his fathers divorce didnt
bloody his nose too badly was because he suggestedstrongly that his dad have a pre nup the way he saw it Forgive me for saying so, but I don’t see
any reason why me and my brothers should share what you and Mom accrued over a
lifetime with a woman whose been married thrice before. Did
you really say thrice I did. OHwow thrice
afteraround
1720hrs, Saturday, 19 2.
22
449 preferred to 1649,
Monday, 21 2. 22
afterwards he learned other
concise two words realeyesed
hed have to keep an eye out for more
the second word was preceded by ex
and former
once a Marine
always a Marine he wasnt fond of the military he didnt respect those
who fought wars of choice the soldiers he celebrated fought in the last true existential war Youah expect me to respect mob muscle or
hitmen I don think so
Marines prefer former to ex Marine
he asked his divorced friend blueballs
So I gotta
ask ya got an ex wife or a former
wife
