Sigh 

     The –gh is silent  like silent –b words  numb tomb crumb  if buried one becomes

Why are you laboring to explain the pronunciation of sigh?

Because

          I wanna to make sure that if I apply to that market as a bagger nothing precedes itnothing is silent that theres nothing they let languish that they should have admitted before I accept a job

A bagger’s a bagger . .

. . Until it aint

For the love of Mike . .

. . For the love of Pete For that sake for the love of Christ letem all get into it have a part because it wasnt explained it was withheld during the final interview and job offer

I'm having a hard time stitching these vague threads together; what the hell are you talking about?

Im talking concerns I have about unspecified duties or requirements  unidentified during the course of my application interview and offer

Silent lette . .

. . Particularly silent letters

Back down, getting a little harsh; what particular silent letters?

One in particular T

A silent t

Tsunami Tchaikovsky 

Okay. Good examples. I understand. But what, however, does that have to do with anything, or anything to do with performing as a bagger?

DO I HAVE TO BE MORE SPECIFIC

Apparently I’m dense.

Yare

Careful.

          Enlighten me. Filled in the blank. I haven’t a clue what you’re getting at.

T – bagger Ts silent Or tea-bagger t-e-a better

                                                  I aint t-bagging aint tea-bagging Silent t

More.

Whamore ya need

I don’t understand what you mean.

Tea-bagging

No. What’s tea-bagging?

Oh man how is it you arent deadhow is it as old as yare that ya havent heard of tea-bagging

Maybe . . because . . . I’m unlike you.

You can say that again

                         If tea-bagging I aint doin it for minimum wage

Are you going to tell me?

Ill let you swallow the sip of beer youre going to take first

 

Aah, that’s tasty.

Good All swallowed

Swallowed.

So apropos I couldnt have scripted this

You want to get on with it; enlighten me?

Indeed Let me take you out of the dark Tea-bag Place ones balls in the mouth of another

                                                                                              Nothanks Not at minimum wage

I’ve . I've never heard of that.

Dontake my word for it look it up on your ever trusty steedyour smartphone

T-E-A bag gobble gobble gobble Talkin turkey now

1550, Saturday,  20  7. 21

1456,  Twosday,  20  7. 21

 

he hadnt heard that one before

                                 a hot one Matt Schlapp heads up the CPAC head the Conservative Political Action Committee  which in recent years has gone apeshitgone around the bend apeshit  as in insane

                                                                                                      YES he knows he shouldnt point an pulled the triggerINSANE but he hadnt any patience for craphadnt patience for loogiedrivel

Schlapp remarkedfirst time he ever heard it pronounced  Chinese corona

                                                                              an all he came away with was the Knack 

My Sharona https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR2JtsVumFA

if that minimises Schlapps word

                                 One get a better last name   Two  CPAC reminded him of herpes

1808,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  21  7. 21

this conversation couldnt have come at a better time 

                                                       everythings better while stoned

and parts of the conversationbit and pieces are better because they never get out of the can  ruminated but not enunciated  then better yet when you take exceptionget a little hot under the collar  youre disregardedlike your thought wasnt worth comment or debate 

                                  WHAT DO YOU THINK 

What are you talking about?

Wha I said

Said? You haven’t said anything, you been staring off into space.

I didnt say 

Not a word.

Well 

        Suppose that means I cant be a Pentecostalist

What do you mean by that?

Cant trust me to vocalise fluent

What do you mean by that? I’m repeating myself, am I repeating myself? why am I repeating myself? his eyes grew larger with each refrain

Yare stoned 

I am.

        Where were you?

Vocalise fluent

What do you mean by that? he cocked his head to a side like a dog you expect understands what you said to them or a child unable to comprehendwithout the vocabulary to take in what you told them  youre just talking out loud to yourself

I meanan I find it ridiculous glossolalia Ive been accused of that while going down on a girl talking she didnt understand a wordI don remember what I was saying but she certainly liked my enunciationhow my mouth and tongue moved

        enthusiastically she nearly smothered me

but I digress 

              unintelligible utterances  Pentecostalists articulate airquotes a natural language  its previously unknown to them  Ooohspooky  xenoglossy  speaking in tongues   Gibberish jabberers 

                                                                                 Christ

Hey now yare staring off into space

I am, I am, only because I’m hanging on every word, looking off I can better concentrate on what you’re saying . . you laid a couple of big words on me, I understand them, however you dont usually hear them pronounced in conversation, usually I read them in a book . . not said . quite the hurtle, man.

But ya followed

I did, I did . . he looked at him  I did.

Either omne trium perfectum or epizeuxis  which one

Too soon, man, too soon, I’m high.

Repeating yourself for emphasis

Ah, I am doing a bit of that.

Its awright

             Yare high

I is. Aye aye, Captain.

So yathink its possible right now since were high that were vocalising fluentlywe understand each other like Pentecostals but people around usif theyre listening think were gibberjabbering 

                                                                                    or speaking Slavic or Yiddish

he tried to staunch his erupting laughter with his lips but spit on him 

                                                                           So sorry, man. he gurgled then gleefully returned to what grew into a full-on belly laugh  how stoners laugh

 

they had saved the world for another day

1524,  Saturday,  17  7. 21

1306,  Twosday,  20  7. 21

Classic IV  Spooky  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qpo9KZYJ4sA