16.6.21

 

no shrinking black female violet Mr Putin
                                             Rachel Scott

2259,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  16  6. 21


 

the elected House Republicans who are willing to lie about American history

they would rather have not said
                                    
but the cats are out of the bag 

wish we hadnt done that 
                           would rather have cinched it tight tossed the canvas sack in the river and drowned them
Andy Biggs  AZ

Mo Brooks  AL

Andrew Clyde  GA

Scott Des Jarlais  TN

Paulie Gosar  AZ

Ronny Jackson  TX

Doug La Malfas  CA

Thomas Massie  KY

Tom McClintock  CA

Ralph Norman  SC

Mike Rogers  AL

Matt Rosendale  MT

Chip Roy  TX

Tom Tiffany  WI 
                   gulb gulb   gulb  donsweat the bubbles will subside in a moment

2019,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  16  6. 21

 

a flyer wheatpasted in a bathroom somewhere

where would that be

the line wasnt his he could only wish it was

Rachael Maddow

had something to do with the Justice Department acquiescence to Former
he read the obits every day fingers crossed 
                                               Maniacal oaf
STOP  stopstop stop 
                        Yare not letting it lay at maniacal

Too imprecise

Comon lets throw some colour at the canvas Well Pollocktise it vomit on it

Awright I went maniacal

I raise you Illeismatise The Commander-in-chief The President when he talks about himself in third person but not a stylistic devise or foray  thatd be literature 
                                              Cant read with your head up your ass
Or cant read 
Me  Me me   me

Your turn was next

Lemme take the low hanging frui . . 
. . Like his balls

Ugh Really man 

Tryin to spice it upMama mia dem some spicyah meatahballsaah
                                                                   Apologies to our Italian friends 
It goes without saying

Your turn

Narcissist

Ya say egoist I say egotist

The difference

Selfish versus selfcentered 
                             Low hanging fruit

Yes Psychopath

Bring it home baby

Sociopath 


Got anything else

Yah

        Yacan look down

 

 

 


 

Ohmy 

 

2200ish,  Twosday,  15  6. 21
1328,  Day-between-Two-Balls,  16  6. 21


it was a cosmicComedic setup
                                anwhen something bigger than you intervenes its wise to go with the flow 


the episode began when he blanked while spelling gingham 
                                                               he wrote red and white gigham top 

breezing back  editing  gigham caught his eye That aint rightis it he knew it wasnt he Googled to confirm
                                                                                                              first listing to appear (343,000,000 results -- 0.80 seconds) were Ads models in gingham tops or whatever women prefer to them to be called and his eye droppedManohman on a ravishing buxom model  she had to be Hispanic  Caribbean South American Indianblood  all nicelyfolded together making a flakey delectable pastry  strudel appealed to him fruitfilled to bursting he wasnt familiar with flakey Hispanic pastries

no sooner had he alighted on the page than Venn walked in behind him not Sven not Scandinavian Venn as in diagrams notoriously he resorted to Venns bell-curves graph diagrams x- and y-axes to explain his thinking a thinking which was defined numerically statistically but he didnt gamble which suggested if statistics were emphatically his be-all end-all he should have put himself to a test however he was satisfied by overlybroad quantities not specific details   which he believed would denote quality 
                       My gosh, who the hell is that? 

No idea  A gingham n-g model

N-g?

Gingham not gigham which I knew I spelled wrong

And Googling your misspelling she popped up?

Yare lookin at her

Send that to me.

Send it to you

Yeah, I wouldn’t mind dropping in on her from time to time. 
                                                              immediately it occurred to him he ought to gift him a subscription to Playboy  Ah but Playboy wasnt Playboy of the 50s 60s early 70s  no skin mags were today

Send it to you 

Yes, please.

he sent it 
           probably fake tits he dislike fake tits  fake anything revealed something about their personality  then the need to flaunt it chilled him

 

 

cosmicComedy

frozen pizza

when yare stoned yare stoned

keep things simple 


Venn went to offer him two choices

Stop  when Im feeding you I don give options I got wha I got  Ya donwanna eat I dig  Go pizza  Easiest 

as Venn opened the packaging he read  Rack. Eighteen to twentyone . .
. . Sounds perfectwha Id expect

Perfect? Perfect?  What are you talking about?

RACK he was emphatic Eighteen to twentyone  Perfect

he shook his head side to side like a dumb beast What are you talking about?

Eighteen years old to twentyone years old Rack
                                                        ruining yet another implied joke  slow on the uptake  killed him

What’s eighteen to twentyone years old?

Really  Ya gotta ask 

Eighteen to twentyone years old?

Yare killin me ya need to repeat it 
                                   RACKS  Eighteen to twentyone year old racks 
Racks?

Jesus 
          Tits

Tits?

Young tits

Tits?   Rack.  Ohyeah, I get it.

Ohyeah  Anin the meantime tits have aged ten yearsChrist

I . .
. . Shush  I don wanna hear your I


Venn stood there holding the emptied box
                                            There’s another way, there’s bake.
Bake

Yeah. Twentyone to twentythree. Bake in a pan or on a cookie sheet.

Bake sounds older  Twentythree to twentyfive


How old do you think the Shein USA model was?

Ya kiddin me

What?

Were dancing around about years rack an pan  anyou recall the company the model posed for and wonder her age

Yeah, so, actually I was thinking more of her bust and cup size.

No  Cant go there  First off theres no scalethe photograph lacks scale

I’d say she ample.

Id say shes fivetwo her figure proportionate  Shes not statuesque not an Amazon

I’d say, since you’ve had your say, probably much taller and bustier; I’d guess thirtysevens, C-cup.

Id say yare dreaming
                       You saw her ethnicity  Hispanics tend to be smaller  So rather than the violence of fixing her in your mindpulled aparttortured to met your inflated assessment  stick to a commonsensical appraisal

I’d say, you  don’t   know.

Yadoneither


                   Rack the pizzawoudja

1810,  Saturday,  12  6. 21
1036,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  16  6. 21