he figured he was stoned
his manner suggested he was
blitzed eyes red slightly
crazed frenetic herky jerky arms and legs that was always sensational to
find in a friend the crumble of some
salted sack food clinging to his moustache and beard which he never attempted in the whole time they
talked to wipe it away with the back of his hand or fingers
there was a huge mirror tilted in the
mouth of the disabled fireplace directly behind him where he sat on the floor
opposite the coffee table from him that hed have to be utterly oblivious not to
catch his reflection in
there was something to be said for utter
oblivion
a dream-sopped weekend maybe
here or there and trying
desperately to keep them apart or from coalescing because like bits of mercury from broken
thermometers they get a whiff of each other
and want to pool pool their
resources and pooled resources make
for lost weekends things other people rave about
who werent as fucked up as you were and somehow werent reticent to say who was torqued out of their
minds they were the last people you
wanted to hear or have others walk up to you to say Aint you who
Who the fuck are you Me I
heard Well unless you see you
shouldnt say and if youve heard then who said should have kept their damn mouths shut unless you wanna tell me and
Ill be happy to find them and shut their mouths for them the kind of mutts who love standing on a
stage at a podium yapping into a mike
their voices bawling over a PA system
touched by the warm white lights overhead uplit by footlights rabbling
ranting unreeling a good
yarn what sounds good inflates them and theyre unable to see the
faces of their audiences for their blindness in the glare and those in the seats the ones who stand at the edge of an
orgy yah
theyll look take an eyeful but they aint gonna get naked and slip in get wet so You got something else to say to me Anything
they usually shaddup an make a quick intelligent getaway
Mahn whakand of toilet paper ya
use
Toilet paper
Yah whatcha like
Awright Ill play
I like Cottenelles GentleCare
Enriched with aloe and E Clean
ripples Hell sometimes I go into the
bathroom just to take a moment and wipe my ass with it
Unnecessary but I like how it feels
Unnecessary but I like how it feels
Eyve heard dat yah eyve heard dat
Thats what I spend my money on Spose I got to ask How bout you
Haw bout me Haw bout me
Haw bout me haw dafuck bout me eym glad yaskd
Thought you might be
Ey am
glad ya askd
Ey use Swanson Dat cat spews hecan
sit in cowshit swears hecan smear it all
dafuck ovr hes body Wah gawddamn he be
perfect to wipe my ass wid
Swanson
Dat wha ey saw
In Des Moines Iowa
his eyes go black briefly tune out
his breathing like hes breaking into a pant before he vomits he gulps
he forces the vomit back down his throat with his huge fucking adamsapple
dancing under the fur curtain of his beard
he takes either hand to the
opposite corners of his mouth an wipes away the spittle gathered there
clears his throat
his eyes flicker like bad copper
neon
then the burn picks up
the copper burning brightly again
hes back
cant help but wonder whats swimmin
or racin in the pond of aqueous humor behind them
he clears his throat again
Dafuck Iowa Grows corn an fuckin idiots fuckin Gawd nutjobs Christ
So you dont lose your point cuz Im
dyin to hear whadbout toilet paper
Yah Righ Mah Swanson roll has lilsquares Fer teering
All do
Righ But ey writ on mah Swanson lilsquares ta remind meh Cuz mah hed aint all ways dere gits away
frum meh Ta remember
he goes a little glazy
again but hes on a roll an I wanna
hear
Remember what
Ey writ lilsquare by lilsquare
unrollit an rollit back up
wen ey dun
Whatcha write
Glad yah askd
Ey writ his nam onit furst
Den Leviticuss ateteen one den
Leviticuss ateteen two an tree an fur up ta thurdy
Leviticuss ateteen got thurdy chap ters
Leviticuss ateteen got thurdy chap ters
Den ey writ Leviticuss twannee
one den twanee tahwu anup ta twannee sevine
Twentyseven chapters
hes nods eyes goin black
adamapples workin the vomit back down back home an I got my fingers crossed he
makes it happen because Im sitting across from him and hell get me if he blows I dont want him to blew Cuz Ill blow
flickerin neon
Im thinkin comon back comon
back comonback muthafucker
he chokes a bit coughs
brings his hand up before his mouth an coughs down into it
coughs again
Dafuck Yahsay
I said twentyseven chapters in
Leviticus twenty
Damnyafuckinshap
Im not You said
Ey did dint ey
You did
Ey rollsit back up an wen ey shit ey wipe mah ass wid da
lilsquares en member
Swanson he sez
Iowas Viticuss Ey wipe mah ass
I like my Cottenelle
Yad like more ifn ya writ on da
lilsquares like eyduz
hes leaning forward eyes dimming backbone growing slack I think hes gonna pass out he lays his forehead then his face on the what-must-be-cool glass
of the coffee table an mumbles Treysit betcha likesit
0124, Day-between-Two-Ts, 11 11.
15 he was a vet
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