just when he thinks hes outhas
escaped sexcapades hes flung headlong back into itup to his eyeballs or buried
to his neck cant
beat the view
an old girlfriend once told him While you’re down there look for my car keys;
I’ve lost ‘em again.
there are worse places to be
he was reading Unwell Women:
Misdiagnosis and Myth in a Man-Made World by Elinor Cleghorn
page 85 Chapter 6 Contagious Pleasures
time place character
elemental for writing
1850 Robert
Lee
“. . the speculum-denouncing
professor of midwifery at Saint George’s Hospital of London . .”
“What really lay behind
detractors’ objections was the fear that the speculum would unravel the tightly
laced sexual morality of Victorian women.”
“For some gynecologists, the
speculum threatened to unlock Pandora’s box. Many believed that if a woman’s
vulva, vagina, or cervix were stimulated by the speculum, her body would
unleash a torrent of sexual urges that she couldn’t control.”
that was a loaded
end-of-paragraph beginning-of-paragraph eyeballpeeler
a speculum
threatening to unlock Pandora’s box
it was unlikelynot that the Gods of Mythology werent clever or creative that a type of speculum might have existed to penetrate her box the first he heard were found in excavations of Pompeii more likely heavenly dildos existed that could have pried an quivered Pandoras quim
in mythology the box wasnt actually
Pandoras
if memory and trivia served him correctly it wasnt Pandoras to open it was her husbands naughty
naughty Pandora so according to men she
was fingered for unleashing all the worlds ills and by all intents and
purposes fingered women for all time
according to
men
because men notoriously
need fall guys and many men are too vapid to realise or understand that if they
havent a fall guy then its he such he-men which closescinches the circle hymen which
returns him to women and is definitely
destroyed by digits dildos and speculums
that those uptight physicians ofcourse they were uptight they were Victorian
believed that women couldnt manage their unleashed torrents of sexual urges JESUS
theres a gal hed like
to meet is fictitious
but what a fantastic bill of goods
to sell to purvey Stand back there,
you; you’ll get your shoes wet, shouts the pervert at the helm
Christ
he wondered how women put up with
men
they could have strangled them with their umbilical cords
he thought at the
very least they ought to be grateful
maybe next time
around
Twosday early afternoon, 10 8.
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