forHer.com

forHim.com

Findahandspecialist.com

                               which jives

what coudnt one find

not so humourous

                      bentcarrot.com

bentarrow.com

                  Jesus

first four floated alliteration into his outlook.com ad sidebar briefly  bentarrow  made it up

they were then consumed by TEMU advertisements which for some reason were photos of bodacious body models  cropped midthigh an at the neck

given how shapely the models were he coudntwoudnt believe they were brownbaggers or doublebaggers

                                                                                                               but why advertise womens clothing swimsuits underwear to him

attempts at titillation

DONE

         he hoped they TEMU were proud of themselves

possibly their algorithm had conceived he was pubescent

                                                                      swing an a miss

but given the models  their garments

                                           keep swinging

1954,  Thursday,  1  2. 24

2345,  Thursday,  15  2. 24

Cat Stevens  Longer Boats  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRC8lqtBXCA 

   she appeared out of synch staggering   lurching

                                                      a stumbling apparition last night

he walked towards her cautiously intent on offering help

                                                                  feeling something   off

a moonless night  pitchblack

                              yellow cones of lights shining down from streetlamps on either corner

they werent near them

   she wore a white stockingcap white scarf around her throat its ends tailed down her back   white socks

slacks jacket shoes   dark

he guessed she was either inebriated or stonedwondered why she was alone

he saw her as he rounded the corner gained easily on her

                                                              he walked heavily heels hard at the concrete so she could hear him approachso he didnt frighten her

Whoa whoa he muttered thought she was going over facefirst recovered  staggered backwards

                                                                                                     righting herself she stutterstepped sidewise held something in her hands maybe a book clutched to her chest

then feet widespaced shuffling she turned to his approach head tipped down

                                                                                  he couldnt see her face

   

   closing before he could speak she began lifting her headBRILLIANTBLINDINGLIGHT BROKE

he stopped 

               she was gone

 

0937,  Reggaefriday,  8  4. 22

1143,  Thursday,  15  2. 24

for purpose of transparency he wakes every morning checks his newsfeed hes dismayed to learn former hadnt died overnight

           Ohweel another day sets one foot down ahead of the other

soo . . .

         no surprise

he understandsknows

                         money donated to the RNC – pay attention donors – is nothing more than tithes to pay legal fees for orange Jesus

his daughter-in-law vying as a nominee to the RNC salts his suspicions away

                                                                                   twat supports cunt

1750,  Thursday,  1  2. 24

1636,  Thursday,  15  2. 24

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