What’s with the puss, puss?

    Yakiddin me

What?

I say tha to my cats all the time

Really?

    Ja

           Crazy you shoud ask in kind 

gobsmacked  I don’t know what to say.

Nothing to say

                       When you said I immediately felt the configuration of my  puss

   Displeased?

Under   Statement

 

What’s up?

I benefited a friend

Benefited?

                Gave ‘em money?

I did

        Not give   Made a payment forem

Are you expecting them to . .

. . No

          Unconditional

Leveraged?

Perceptive  Ja

                   Fortunately I can afford it

 

    Then what’s the angstit’s apparent  Can see it in your face.

Tha benefiting her

                       Im benefiting her cunt mother

Mother?

            Pretty grim.

Shes a cunt

             I wish she coud hear me saycome out of my mouth  Shed flip  Her generation didnt take kindly to being called cunts

    Tha said

Has readily earned her cuntdom

    Rolls off your tongue.

Cunt

        Ja

Meet more than your share 

Comes off your tongue easily

    You’ve met more than a few?

Oh fuck ja

Ja?  Yes.

Ja

          A few wha

Of them.  As you've said.

Them  

           Wha

 

You cant say

    Honestly.

                 No.   I can’t say.

Cant say cunt

                      Not youre a cunt

Only a word

Fuck

Only a word

 

    I have a hard time with prudes

                                      Words are in the dictionary

I want my money to benefit her

    Not her cunt mother

 

Then maybe you choose not to help her.

Theres tha

 

 

That sounded morose.

    Im committed

                         Ive admitted I have her back

 

Your expression is interesting.

You commit a long time ago.

    I was in love

                      Vowed

Made a commitment

 

    I’m happy you’ve admitted that.

                                        Yeah.

Fucked. 

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2316,  Thursday

she was drinking Old fashioneds

too sweet for him

he was at neat large Jamesons

too strong for her

her third

he was late to the backyard barbecue fete

his fourth

           had to work his way through the house thought it was a backyard shindig

So.

 

    Ja

What do you think? 

                     

                       What’s your, opinion, of soulmates? the smile the dimples fuckin bait he could lie to possibly soulfully   get in her pants

No such thing

sounded like something caught in her throat her heart   probably a romance reader  a romantic

                                                                                          Really?

You think impossible?

I tend towards absolutism

                               We havent known each other long enough to have scratched tha

You

 

Me?

Ask a question

                   Obligated to answer it

Could I ask something further first?

Of course

           Its your talkin point  Been awfully nice goin back an forth   Quite fluid

You say you’re an absolutist.

Tend

Yes. Tend.

What odds would you give, percentages, of soulmates?

    Where

Where?

US  The world

                  Theres eight billion theres children cant countem soulmates are lovers  Ja

Ja. Jeez. Yes.

Under eighteen Quarter of the whole population two billion  six remains

    Okeydoke possibly feeling her Old fashioneds

Two

         Soulmates come in pairs

Two? Severe.

Solemates  Severe

                     Now are they a thing my daughters warned me if I wonder if something is a thing it is

Is

Two

      But then I wonder if the attribution acceptance  is to affirm  confirm   Codify desirable aspects  Defines soul   Is enforced

You

        Can I get you another drink

You can think while Im gone

No.

      I’d like another drink.  I believe in soulmates.

Fine  Let me fetch us fresh drinks an you can tell me how many when I get back

 

as he walked away he ratchetedup confirmed his subject matter for his turn

                                                                                  Do you believe in fuckbuddies

She had posed a perfect dynamic segue

       

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I love story problems.

                       she sat forward on the hardwood library chair her hands between her legs and by the quality of her voice he was pretty sure sitting forward like that  her hands  wrists  had to be pressed firmly against her clit

Woudya not do tha

Not do what?

Wha youre doing

Thrilling at story problems?

Thrill less  Backoff your wrists

My wrists?

Your wrists against your clit

What? like a gunshot

                           no sooner out her mouth the librarian Shushed her  a returned volley

Woud you be quiet

Are you kiddin’ me?

You kiddin me

                Looks like bovine perspiration on your upper lip area  Frank Zappa   Seems to me story problems woud get you worked up to the calibre you are

I love them.

You do

             The problem with story problems

You don’t care for them.

Despiseem

What?

The problem is tha its not a story

                                    An woudya rock backoff your wrists lean back maybe your brain will return from its misty watercoloured memories  Barbra Streisand

Its not a story

Story.  Problem.

                   I’m not against my wrists.

Thas its problem

                    Its not a story

An I think you are but too embarrassed to admit it

Im all for masturbation

Invite me to your house I swear Ill be happyelated to lay between your legs an eagleeye watchaya masturbate

shook her head  smiled sweetfuckin dimples  he thought he may have moved in his pants

                                                                                                                  You’re ridiculous. Incorrigible.

You like stories.

To read to read

                 I read for pleasure not to solve a problemSHIT  I don read mysteries whodoneits  See the common thread

I get it I get it.

 

No matter.

I  love  them.

    Tellya wha

 

What?

It only takes one hand

                         You read me a story problem masturbate with the other an lets see if you can satisfy either

 

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Zappa  Dinah-Moe Humm  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDYExmWHlgw

Barbra Streisand  The Way We Were  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifWOSnoCS0M

Bobby  Ya met his Maw

I met Bobby’s Maw? Poolplayer slash and burn slam into the mix Bobby?

I know everybody knows at least a dozen freakin Bobbyshow many Roberts  they tend to prefer Bobby

                                                                                                             Ja

His Maw

Where?

At my Dads birthday  The first one you attended

    Refresh my memory.

Im a refresher a fluffer of mundane asexual invigoration

Jesus. You have to put it that way?

Until you start takin responsibility for your own memory rather than callin on mine

                                                                                        I cant imagine the life youve lead thaya cant remember

What did you say?

Im not repeating myself

                          Find it in the transcript

Transcr . . . what the hell are you talking about?

Bobbys Maw

                Tryin to bring this train daisychain back on track

What?

Transcript

              Youve repeated the story to me numerous times  Seemingly every time my father’s birthday comes up

Oh.  Her.

Oh  Look

              Ja  Her

She gave me the once-over, come hither, gagaga look.

You said she did

You said in her day she was quite the looker.

Today theyre called milfs

I know that. Milfs. I know that I know that.

                                                    I don’t know that.

Callin on my memory.

                          Refreshe . .

. . Please.  Don’t.

Have to if you cant remember wha a milf is

 

FUCK.   I can’t remember.

                                   Go ahead.

A fluffer of mundane asexual invigoration

Oh my God. Couldn’t have left it as fluffer?

No

      Milfs an acronym an you know my disgust withem

Mother Id like   love  I prefer love

                                       Mother Id love to fuck

Yes. That’s it.

                        She was?

Ifya like redheads

                        She was curvaceous

Sport a rack?

Youre all about racks

                                  Curvaceous    I believe is synonymous 

No kiddin’?

None

    As a matter of fact  Had she been born in this time she be a Kardashian  Give me attention

You’re no fan.

Dead to me

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whenever he mentioned it to his girls they laughedfew times even elbowed each other as they did

Im repeating myself

Yeah, Dad, you are.

You understanding I know I amhavent forgottentryin to drive home a point

chorused  Right.

Lemme say this about that

                             I know one of you will repeat tha to your children

he knew the other wasnt interested in having a baby let alone more

                                                                              and they knew too

 

now his compadre he likes being called that is telling him he wasnt saying it right

How am I not saying it right

You ought to say The more I know, the more I realise there is to know.

 

    Nah

The more I know the less I know is more concise entirely more pungent due to the dichotomy contrasting more an less

I disagree.

Before you disagree ya may want to run it up a flagpole ask around because Ive been sayin tha since last century an have more than a handful of people adopt it    Mind if I cop that?    Cop it  An its not necessary to give me credit he never took credit for anything that wasnt his    Thank you, I appreciate that.    Youre welcome

    What do you mean run it up a flagpole?

Youre confident your way of saying The more I know the less I know is more appealing  Ask people you know

I’m not asking people I know.

Ask people ya don know

No.

 

Why

            The reason people have repeated it once hearin it is because I mentioned  I asked

Afraid to putting your wording to the test

Not afraid.

              I just wouldn’t do that.

Youre a social butterfly have to mix with people be entertained

                                                                     Ask

I’m not asking.

Don ask  Then don correct wha I know is a time tested tried-an-true

You can’t tell me what to say.

    How old are you

                          Old enough to know better

Fuckin child

I am not.

 

    Forgot to stamp your feet  

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