the animals that walk up
beside him and park their asses at a urinal is mindboggling
yah men animals
hed yet to have a
woman saddle up beside himwhip out her lavendercoloured FUD her GoGirl as a matter of fact hed likely admit Yah you
go girl Go for it chances
are shed direct her stream at the heart of the urinal shake off her FUD and not
daub his shoetops or pantlegs shed be
polite he wouldnt mind if askew she eyed
his cock and commented on his junk when it
comes out of a guys mouth its a little harder to take the compliment and say
thank you he was courtesy to a fault even if it was a come-on at the urinal at least the guys paying attention to the business at hand
hes stood beside guys who may have
been so strenuously homophobic not to
glance at your cock that they stared
above eyelevel at the wall before them or craned their necks to stare up at the
ceiling trouble with that kind was they
didnt take care of businessthey often slopped off mark and spattered them both Christ
no he wouldnt have a problemwouldnt mind a woman rubbernecking taking a gander at his cock
hed seen all kindshed seen guys urinate and back away from the urinal to see if they could arch two feet three feet fourfive and make it back before running lowtapping out
hed seen guys open their pants
then drop them to their ankles their underwear following and urinate bare ass
hed seen guys in animated
conversationheated arguments suddenly turn to their nemesis and piss on
them try to apologise and sometimes their foes retaliating and pissing on them
pissing matches are a real thing
aint golden showers variety
which
aint as tawdry as theyre made out to be not
between consenting adults let their
freak flags fly aint a soul injured
B U T
his most outrageousmost humourous experience happened just yesterday
he was in an Irish pub Sullivans warming up for the coming Saint Paddys Day
the Mens Room one basin three urinals three stalls
always looking to provoke
discomfort he took the middle urinal(too many years of athletic lockerrooms
behind him to make him uncomfortable with nudity or cocks) admittedly cocks are funnylooking if
there is a Godwhich he had no doubt didnt exist those who believed had to concede that He had
a hilarious sense of humoursense of the ridickulous
in walks this guyhes undoing his pants even before he reaches the wallmounted urinal
he made eyecontact with him Hows it goin
Hate that I rent beer
I hear ya
a moment of silence
the splash of his stream
commingles with the sound of his
then the fella begins to humming
as hes finishing Shake your love Oh
shake your love I just cant shake your love
he looked him in the side of his
headhe hadnt turned to him yet Debbie
Gibson
he didnt turn to him If I could drag any woman into a Mens
Room I want her to be Debbie Gibson You
Never thought about it
Maybe you ought to
Twosday evening, 13 3.
18
1406, Day-between-Two-Ts, 14 3.
18
FUD: female urination devise
Debbie Gibson Shake Your Love https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHkJSSvI74o
