it occurred to him

                    he wouldnt refer to his fouledup airline flights as an adventure

but rather a voyage

it appealed to him 

                   then

thinkingimagining  an itsybitsy bit furthur

                                               he thought   voyeur 

                                                                     then

he posedsuggested to himself  voyeurage

                                            he

a voyeurager

which tickled him tremendously

he livedloved to humour himself

he could scarcely wait for someone else to try their hand

he respected standup comediansthose who tickled his funny bonetickled his brain

                                                                                        cerebral humour

where sarcasm irony absurdity roiled  fucked each other blind

intellectuals can be fun

butts of jokes

               however if they put their minds to it  they could be funnier than crass comedians where crude sex or profanity rulesrails

                    which isnt to say he hadnt a crassbone in his body

he did

lotsa crassbones

                  funnybones inlayed with wetglistening mother-of-pearl  blackwater bioluminescence

   paints a pretty picture

                           an when shookuproused with sidesplitting laughter his insides looks like spastic disjointed lavalamps

those many funnybones

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339preferred,  day-between-2-Ts,  4  10. 23

never ever everEVER  go to use a toilet in an airport without first checking to see if theres toilet paper 

                                                                                                           a rancid bowl would be second

not that its happened to himcaught on a pot without a shred of paper he had handkerchiefs  but he could see it happening if someone didnt have their head on a swivel

he could see it happen to a couple of his buddies

                                                    who might possibly beTHEY WERE selfabsorbed too selfabsorbed  contractingcollapsing into black holes of themselves

one in particular liked to regale him with his solipsism

Isnt to be argumentative

It is. Don’t tell me what I believe my philosophy . . the self is all that can be known to exist.

I know wha it means

I’m just saying.

Goes without saying

                      Apodeictic

   Excuse me?

Clearly established Beyond dispute

Ah, that’s a good word.

Yes

Again please.

Apodeictic Incontrovertible

Thank you, yes, but however as I was saying knowledge, outside one’s mind is unsure; the external world, other minds, are unknowable, and therefore may not exist outside the mind.

I know

You agree with my definition?

Yes  Again   Or

   Or?

Narcissism  Love adoration of ones self

It is such, although regarding me it would be incorrect.

Was just teeingup another possibility Don see no sense in not lettin a babe whos neverabsolutelyever to irritated him absolutes  his hand went to the back of his neck rubbed it  seen a ball before turn it roundanround in their hands  Jungs ball of other possibilities

I don’t know what you’re talking about.

I just said   

           Jung was a psychoanalyst

I’m not familiar.

Ah  Not collective unconscious either   But if yare interested ya can look him up

You’re not going to say?

Im not

        For outside your mind he may not exist

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1242,  day-between-2-Ts,  4  10. 23

hed set an alarmthought Thas offputting  An alarm alarming  Coudnt set a birdcall a siren sweetly singing his naked ears torturedJesus  tha woudnt work either  tortures alarmingFack

he set the alarm a trusty old travel alarm he purchased last century when things were still madeconcerned with qualitynot  planned obsolescence 

                                       human beings are planned obsolescence

set the alarm for 3:30

he wokenot woke 2:57 from a tooexcitedtosleep sleep more akin to campedout in a hypnagogic state

                                                                                                         he didnt even yawn

had to take a leak

returning to bed leftie the catwho he disrupted when he got out of the sack also returned  

she jumped upwalked up his leg onto his belly Hey grrl Im gonna try to snatch me a catnap Got a halfhour

                                                                                                                affectionately

she nuzzled his chin

he thought She knows She knows Ill be gone a week hed miss her

Pretty grrl

           scratched the back of her head rubbed her shoulders worked his fingers down her spine to her tail held her

Youll be good while Im goneyah

if she answeredsaid Yes he was gonna calloff his trip and take her on circuit The Talking Cat everyone had to ask YesNoquestions

                   Can you talk?   Yes.   Will my date tonight have sex with me?   Yes.

he humoured himselfcontinued petting her

THE ALARM WENT OFF

                              Arya fuckin kiddin me he said aloud to himself I pet you a halfhour Wha  Am I crazy

Christ

gently he set her off to his side

                                 Awright baby time to rise and shine it was still dark time to get the show on the road

she hopped down onto the floor headed out into the hall

watching her go he muttered  Petty pet

made the bed  went to shower

   it was going to be a long day tooexcitingforwords   heading out for his Dads 100th birthday

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1010, day-between-2-Ts,  4  10. 23

Cream  Tales of Brave Ulysses  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRSbjpXZYEA