of course he did
had to look it up tit online
that afternoon the trees overhead were thrilled
with bushtit and titmouse mice?plural dictionary confirmed that either titmouses or titmice is appropriate
endedup that tit went a bit
furthur found an article What Do Blue
Tits Symbolise?
funny it should ask
he was at Black Ram a haunt of
his for Halloween its been a favourite
holiday until a good friend a good nemesis died on Halloween
since
its spice frivolity has eroded
however
fifteen years prior he experienced blue tits symbolised he was fond hed have to think that through
he was dressed in a rosybeige soft
ribbed cotton bathrobe dago-T shorts beneath wore sandals was The Dude
The Big Lebowski
a year earlier Twelveohone Day of the Dead he decided to pull out all stops to be Dude
grew his hair the whole year his
beard six month fashioned the goatee a
week earlier to have proper stumble attending it
he couldnt buy a White Russian
for his life
sat at the bar one in his hand a second waiting
Ben the barkeep told him he had a
few more waiting in the wings
in through the front door Smurfette powderblue skinGADS rolled in how she moved her hips wore a loose white smock buttoned belted at the waist
she was by herself
the comicbook or cartoon
character would have been envious that
Smurfette was unsexual
she crossed the bar walking
directly towards him almost
had to pinch himself
Dude. I’ve been in an out
of bars looking for you.
he squintedpeered into the disguise
Hayley
Yes.
Blonde wig threw me didnt recognise
you
her hair is ravenblack
she laughedseemed in a rare
mood
I came, lemme buy you a Whit . .
.
. Lemme let you have one of mine
Im up to my eyeballs inem
Really?
Really
he motioned to Ben pointed to Hayley When
you have time Ben please
Nice to see you again. she kissed him on the cheek left a cherryred
lipstick print
Trick
or Treat!
Happy you asked I have either
or
Aren’t you supposed to ask me to do
a trick before I get a treat?
If it werent so confined I
woud Suppose this way I can choose
Ben interrupted Pardon me. set the Russians down Three in
the wings, Dude.
Thanks Ben This is . .
.
. Smurfette would be jealous. shook her hand Gotta go.
he handed her a glass held
his clicked glasses in unison Happy
Halloween sipped
Confined Ill choose
An given your extraordinary effort . .
.
. You have no idea.
Hmm
Given your extraordinary effort this
evenin . .
.
. Only reason I’m out, dressed up, is because I was looking for you.
Only reason
she giggled
Can’t you see I’m unsmudged.
I noted
she pursed her lips
You could have said.
Yatook my breath away
Good. Good. That was my intentionOh . the corner booth
opened can we take it?
he spun on his stooldismounted
helped her down lead the way excusing himself as he moved with authority between
sotted characters creatures monsters oddball animals Victorias Secret angels Fuck lotsa flesh admittedly incentivised
Hereya go
Hayley tucked herself into the corner
almost out of view of bar
Given your unsmudged I think your earned a trick an a treat
We think alike, Joe.
We have
going to both pockets of his robe
at once he shifted around smiled
Get double barrels holdout your
hands
her palms werent blue
in her right he laid Trick in her
left Treat
Trick
was a postdated cheque for 0.69 written Sixtynine cents exactly Treat he copiedtraced it off the television screen off
the still frame of the sketch Jackie Treehorn made while talking on the phone that
when hanging up excusing himself Jackie tore the sheet from the pad pocketed it
Dude used a
pencil to shade the impression of the sketch
Hayley shook her blonde head
Such a funny guy.
I thought
clever Hows your drink
Getting there.
Well you get there an hopefully Ill
be back by the time your there
he was stopped twice on the way
to the barthey had
to buy him a White Russian
Ben served him two There’s four in wait, Dude.
Jesus
You said it, I haven’t made this
many drinks ever.
I havent drank as many
Good thing I have help
A knockout, she’s a knockout.
She is We were an item for a hot minute
Looks like she could turn you to
ash.
Justabout just about
Gotta go, Dude.
returning to the booth he excused
himself Pardon me fellas two were chattingup Hayley he sat on the bench beside her
they peeled off
In the nick of time.
Pester you
OhHell no. Finished my drink.
they laughed with zeal heads
back thought they were pretty clever
clinked glasses
he Heres looking at you kid she Of all the gin joints, in all towns, in all the world, he’s sitting in
his with me.
My goodness
Well done Hayley
I have my moments.
they drank deeply wore heavy cream moustaches
leaning forwardchuckled You’re a mess. she kissed him deeply
no more moustaches
Hayley slid back into the corner
he slid beside her tight
Now.
Earlier I said we think alike.
Yadid
But sometimes yah sometimes nah
Sometimes yah now.
Yah Awright
Your turn, trick or treat. You
can choose one . the other . . . or likewise . both.
I can have both
You could.
I try hard not to be greed
Sound words to live by.
she shifted on her hip to face him finishing the last of her drink took an ice cube in her mouth leaned forward
kissed him passed it to him giggled as
she leaned back
humouredshaking his head he sucked the ice cube
Smurfette cornered again unbuttoned her smock
barebreasted
written in deeper blue arched above her aureoles TRICK TREAT
she caught her breathbelly laughed
You pig.
it is impolite to speak with your
mouth and hands full
531PM, Saturday,
28 9. 24
1324, Sunday,
13 10. 24
Big Lebowski sketch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M0Bhk5i1lM
Bogart https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWshjny1TTc
