You know  you know  he told himself     scolded You do

                                                                         Haste makes waste

it also made lousy coffee

and being accountable

he was going to drink the whole pot of weakass coffee

                                                          he forgot   didnt look

forgot that before he went out of town he poured twonearlythree cups of water into the carafe by its measure

he put freshground coffee for eight cups in the basket

                                                             he was accountable

    looking out the kitchen window after taking the first sipAwfuck

his reflection mirrored his facehis distinct  displeasure

                                                                it winked

then it spoke to him in his head  There is a correction

A correction

                     he shook his head no

his reflection didnt

                      Theres a correction

he winked at it

it didnt

exasperated Wha

Blackstrap rumthink molasses  Christ  Make a hot toddy woudya

                                                                      then one of his mariachi a faggot taunted

When life gives you lemons . . .

 

    made for a helluva morning cotangling with his reflection and a flamin mariachi       

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he was listing     noticeable   right

                                         he knew he was

walking down the street people noticed too

several asked if he was okay

                                 truly out of concern

kindness of strangers is not dead it only seems that way on television screens political shows talking points intentlyintensely covering felon his cabinet picks administration

                                                                       Thank you     Thank you

Its a condition

    they didnt pry

which was fortunatehad they

                                hed have to try to explain creative circuitry weighed more than reason

he tipped right

he was lefthanded

circuitry weighed more

 

 

 

    that he understood was all that mattered

going to sleep at night he counterbalanced

                                                laid on his leftside

                                         

its worked this long

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The First Edition  Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In)  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJAs7-i3H8o

he chuckled

                  Visualise this they were high

Do I have to?

No

     If not you can make up something for us to visualise

    Me.

Were the only ones here

                          Im game provocation would fall short he didnt tell stories let alone visualiseem  enactem   play the parts

I think not.

No

Hard no.

they had been talking about a couplestill in summer pajamas doing breakfast dishes side by side who were seriouslyconsidering putting down  euthanising their very old dog

                                                                       Dog  Butch  interjects

After all

What do you mean after all?

Its his life theyre talking about    After all

                                              Butch interjects  Under one condition

The dog.

    Its a story

                Yacoud have made something up but begged off   Begged off    Begged off

I get it.

Its either an epizeuxis or alliteration two words for the same animalyet again another discussion weve had an disagreedbut  we digress

                               Butch interjects  Im in under one condition

He figures his humans can grant him this because   well  theyre humans

Gods

    You could appreciate a dog thinkin tharight

Right

Yeahright.  Right.

They ask him wha it is

He tells them he wants to be reincarnated  or rather my word  reincarcerated   as a human being

I come back, you can euthanise me.

 

 

And?

As in the twentyseventh letter of the alphabet until the wayearly Twentieth Century   Ampersand

Whatever.

 

Dishes done the husband walks off to the corner of the kitchen

                                                                   Theyre keeping Butch to the kitchen for the linoleum  Kitchen  Backporch   Outside

Wife looks over at Butch

Butch is licking his balls

I hate that about your dog.

                              Whenever Butch licked his ballssince he was a pup Butch was her husbands dog Outdoors  Other places  Younger  Regal lookin Either her dog their dog

Husband either didnt hear her or reply quick enough

Repeating herselfstepping back the counter obscured him  she sees him

                                                                                   Hes licking his balls

Reincarceration

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    Woudya let it go

I can’t.

          I’d like to know why.

Yaknow since I promised myself I woudnt say because because my parents beat me senseless with it  Ive said no

          Take tha  Gospel

But why?

            It makes no sense, you make no sense.

I told ya  Rope

                 I love ladders

So you’d let an opportunity to get up Half Dome escape because the trail turned rope-aided in order to scale, say, a football field length portion of it, getting up an over an incline.

    See  You do understand

But why? There must behas to be a reason.

he laughed

    What’s funny?

The reason is no

                    Ya understand no means no  Its tha simple

You’d agree there are reasons why someone says no, there’s reason behind it.

Id agree

Hence.

 

    Hence.   

There’s a reason behind your no.

Yes  Its no

           Do you do things you don want to do

I do.

I don

       An I wont exercise myself to seek anything beyond having decideddetermined no

Waste of my time

 

I don’t get it.

Not my problem  

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BIDET rules the day!!!

Ohwoudyashaddup how did he fall in with these squeakyclean assholes

Come on, you have to admit, when you wipe, all you’re doin’ is smearing yoursel . .

. . Clean  I live in California  Waters a concern

You’ll let urine accumulate in the toilet until rancid.

Yes

Bet they don’t do that north.

Because it is somewhat akin to Washingto . .

. . The Great Pacific Northwest.

    Great

Try it. You’ll like it.

I aint Mikey

Seriously.

            Try it.

No thanks Toweling my ass off after takin a shit sounds too labour intensive

                                                                                  Old dog new tricks

Methinks not

You won’t even try it once?

No

I’ve not known you to be closed minded.

Nice try . . .

             this collection he musedlaughed to himself colonlection close enough  hes known since they were kids save his daughter the Midwest tookem until now to come West

                                                                        The West is the best Morrison The End

they show not two years ago  Bidet

                                       Deybe allbout da bidet   Christ

Nice try . . . Please Can we let it go

                                         Youre barkinup the wrong tree

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