despite being too pleased with himself

                                            he was also harsh with himself

                                            

                                           should have thought of it sooner

                                                he was better than that

 

turned to the fella sitting on the bar stool beside him

                                                        Wanna hear something funny

You funny?

I have my moments

   Sure.

              Buy me a beer?

If Im entertaining you shoudnt you be buying me a beer

Tell you what. Double or nothing.

You buy me a beer. You make me laugh. I’ll buy you two beers.

Im having shots too

Two beers, two shots.

                             If you’re funny.

had this guy by the shorthairs

                                  Are you familiar with mycelium burials

What?

Mycelium   Mass of interwoven filamentous hyphae . . .  nevermind  Mushrooms

Mycelium means mushrooms. Fungus.

Quite  Indeed

                   My daughter often says indeed so if I get a chance to use it I do  I hope you don mind

I’m gonna guess this isn’t part of the joke.

Youre funny  No

                   Not part

Mycelium burialsobviously  green burials

took a sip of his beer

                        Is this part of the joke?

Its its prelude

                  You have to know theres such a thing as a mushroom burial

Mushroom burials.   he sounded intrigued  which was good

                                                             Fungus.

Jah  Breaks down the body

                                Totally consumedI understand in four years

Green.

          Crazy idea.

Zany jah

Zany.  Like that.

There are mushroom coffins urns  Suits    Inexpensive sacks

Sacks? How’s that work?

Understand the body is situated in the fetal position an   ahwell stuffed stuffed in a sack

Think of ancient burial sites discovered skeletons situated in the fetal position

Kicked in the balls we assume it too

We do. Affirmative, brother.

    Right on

 

So the jokes this

    Yeah?

Whas the definition of a sack of shit

    Yeah.

This president stuffed in a mycelium sack

                                              Saves us an elaborate Washington tribute  funeral  put together by Americas First Trophy Wife

Jesus, man.  Dark. chuckled

                                        But awfully funny.  laugheduproariously

 

    they tied one on

afternoon,  Sunday,  21  6. 26

1145,  reggaefriday,  26  6. 26

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the porcelain toilet had auditioned numerous times for the part

    the Joker

often flushed it and the bowl would fill fill fillnearing the brim he turned off the water

water whirled whirled whirledgurgled  belchedthen emptied

                                                                  sometimes

those sometimes hed plunge it onceswoosh

                                                     a Joker

conceding

              it got the part

1018,  reggaefriday,  26  6. 26

The Byrds  Turn! Turn! Turn!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkuBh5n_Shc

sighed heavily sat forward sat backsat forward again leaned on her elbowschin in her hands

                                                                                                           But . . you are.

as she leaned forwardhe leaned back crossing his arms over his chest

                                                                           Nope

    Yes you are, sophisticated.

Wha are you trained by algorithms   A freakin Alexa Siri Cortana wannabe

Oh look at you, they roll off you tongu . .

. . In disgust

               They flatter they cater

Suppose some people like tha

                                 I don

Experienced

                 Im experiencedme  an Jimi

Jimmy?

tipped his headguessed shed misspelled it

                                       Spell it

Jimmy?

Jah   Jimi

chin remained resting in her hands   J   I   M   M   Y.

J  I  M  I

    Jimi.

Please

her face contorted  uncomfortably

Jah

        Hendrix

I knew that.

uncrossing his armstapped a temple with an indexfinger

                                                  In there somewher . .

. . Yes.

You got it  Im not challenging you

                                       Experienced

Not sophisticated

                   Faggish    Soporific  Youll put me to sleep with crap like tha

And if I think you are?

suddenlyleaning forward pinched her chin between her wrists

                                                                   Keep it to yourself

afternoon,  Sunday,  21  6. 26

1006,  reggaefriday,  26  6. 26cool

Hendrix  Are You Experienced  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD6y7aOS0NA 

sigilsymbol signals

                       Pretty

Arya kiddin me  Five letters attrac . .

. . Like a moth to a flame

                             Like the occasional small breasted woman whose proportions shoud she have larger breasts woud throwoff her appeal

    Fishhooks deadcenter

 

Seriously

               Larger breasts less appeal

 

 

 

Oh   Tacenda

Catchin on

              Nazi sigil tattoo was concealed

Now youre playing

Im always playing

                        Cant take the boy out of the man

But if the boy in the man is too prevalent  he wont be taken seriously

I cant take serious men

                         Theres a time an a place   but not everybleeding second

I can be

I prefer not to be

 

    Tha is the question

Catchin on

Did you want to finish tha

Like to finish it

About time

Coudnt have said it better myself

1127,  Wednesday,  24  6. 26

1451,  Thursday,  25  6. 26