Again
Whadyasay yer dags name was
Vicar
My dogs name is Vicar
Vicar Dats an English parson eh
Person
Parson Churchy
Ifn eyd heard Vicar out of
someone elses mouth for a dag eyd guess viciously inclined canine addicted to
roids
Viciouslyinclined Wow thats
saying something Howd you do that
Ey Did dat because ey cant
believe ya named yer dag Vicar wha were ya thinkin
We thought a long time and it
seemed to fit him
Ah Eym lousy wid names Had a
dag A fat pup Ey named im Fatty Planted a skinny tree Named it Skinny Ey take ahold
of a physical attribute an its a dun deal
An unimaginative way to name
anything
Yah ya can imagine how disturbed ey was when ey
realised we had a daughter to name Tho nah physical attributes present ta glom
onta was probably a gud thing Probably
da best thing my wife bein a part of it
Daughters are harder to name dan
boys
Boys go through life wid
miserable names Bob Walter Frank Avery
A persons name precedes em
Woody
Wha did dat name inspire when ey
heard it
A dick
An den da dick names is company
after imself because he fell in with some wellheeled LA land speculators who
came north during da Second World War while men deir age were dying in foreign
lands an made a killin buyin up thousands of acres for a song from hardluck
people whose people were pioneer families pioneers save dat shit deir pioneer families
fucked da people who fucked The People Inians sold deir heads an scalps for bounty
because da State warranted it da State that lobotomized an sterilised lesser
people according to new science eugenics dat Hitler read of an cinched is thinking
on genocide Cleansing
Woodys a dick
Seems you didnt care for the man
Ey needed a job Amazin da shit
youll put up wid when ya need money Ifn it ware just me ey woudnt have
Den ey had we had two daughters
We have Vicar
Test run Keep da dag alive an ya
inform yarselves ya can care an keep a human being alive
Something like that Were both only children never had siblings
never cared for a child
Ah Yah Ey was da eldest of a brood
Chile of a stud an a brood mare Gud to be many on a farm
Never known otherwise yare
circumstance
You believe a persons name
precedes them
Na ey think think nah
believe a persons name precedes im
Quickly Woody laid out faur five
instances that spoke to his quality
E took in a peek show on a business
trip to San Francisco said e always wanted ta an usin a token ta wark da peek
machine e lays eyes on a guy suckin another guys cock E wants is money back
from da proprietor Proprietor refused E didnt wanna see dat Said e wished e could pith imself cut
away dat bit a brain dat held dat memory E still saw it more often
den e wished
One
Ta On another business trip Morro Bay runs inta
a gorgeous blond a goodlookin guy an after a couple of drinks dey propose a ménage à trois na bad French eh E backs off Next night
on da news a police artist rendering of da woman Da story is da man said yah to da ménage à trois but once inside da motel room dey bound
him an da man repeated raped im Maid found im da room Woody thought it ware fuckin hilarious e
ducked a bullet
Hilarious
Threes a crowd Ya sense es a perverteh We built dis huge house fer an anesthesiologist
Es got a comely wife Now usual in all da states eyve built houses in when da
house is finished da owners throw a barbecue for the guys who built it
Dey didnt Dey threw an upend dinner for friends an contractors Party rolls Wife
goes missing Shes a host Drunkenly dey go through da house looking fer er Find
er inda garage wid er lapdag between er legs lapping up whipped cream from a can
Lapdag
Eyve
always been suspicious of lapdags
Den another
time he wants da crew ta work Saturdays but wont pay time an a half straight time or bank it for vacation
Ey aint
ey sez
E begins
to berate me in front of da others Ey walk away Es steamed e follows me grabs
me by the shoulder to turn me Ey expected as much Ey wasnt turned It infuriated
im all da more Ey ask im who da fuck e thinks e is Eym a man Yall address
me like a man Ifn da other monkeys wanna work cheap an illegal dey could E wants
me ta work Saturdays Time an a half E wouldnt
Ey didnt
Got
busted up on da job E lied about circumstances E got the crew to submit
letters ey quit prior Ey sued Ey won Eym out of carpentry building lookin fer
new inside work Find out es badmouthin me which is against da law ifn companies report it Dey dont
But dis cat gives me a heads up Ey roll to Woodys house one night Rap on
da door E opens it Ey step in Es got is mouth open Ey tell im wha ey know an
ey tell im ifn ey lose another job an suspect hed lied eyd be back Ey told im he wouldnt want me ta come back
Four of
dese five aspects happened in da first couple years
Ey wasnt
surprised
Eyve found
a persons name precedes em
Vicar
Ey gotta meet yer dagEy got
nothing
mid-September,
2016
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