the stubby pink googlyeyed fish wedged between the windshield and dash was netted by a triumphantly pleased spider who got a mouthful of yarnsputtered  harrumphed    wandered off to spin a fresh web to capture hard crisp carapaces inject them a little love bite

                               then   later    enjoyed the jug of fresh purplemarled offalwine inside

googlyeye was a gift from a witch who cast a spell on it and told him if he set pinkie on the dash she would stop the crack in his windshield from growing

                                        What do I owe you

You eat me on demand.

he didnt think that was too high a price to pay

Get on it.

    his acknowledgment was mumbled

BABY whatever the hell you mumbled do it again.

mumblemumblemumble mumblemumble  MAWbled MAWbled MAWAWAWAWed she came

                                                                                                   Christ  Ohme ohmy

he dug women who ejaculated

gave her several more deep AWAWAWAWs

                                             STOP!stops not no 

AWAWAWAWed away  stuck his finger up her ass

                                                     Christ!but didnt stop

she lost her mind

                     he swore  later   hed help her find it                                                                   

I swear  Scouts honour

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Max Headroom Nil Headroom reminds him of former  the vapid Ex-president

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzPlotAwm8Y

paint head orange lousy coiffure

                                    stylists didnt have much to work with

A shoo-in

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had edibles

high coming on

lubricatedanimated with alcohol

                                  his cold clean vodka  buddys Kahlua and Baileys

You ought to try a sip, I think you’ll like it.

Im not Mikey

Mikey?

Life cerealHe likes it!

Christ.  How you seque.

                           Try a sip.

Its sweet yah

Yes.

Viscous

Yes.

Cums been described tha wayI think not

                                            Though I appreciate the offer

nonsense flowed

sense interrupted

on occasion common sense leaned in

You’re familiar with the Dutch tulip boom and bust in the early seventeenth century?

he looked at him and actually crossed his eyes

                                                  You fucking with me Why would I know tha why woud you

I’m an investor.

Youre not you don play the market you read something didnt ya why don you just share rather than ask an inane question

It only seems inane to you because you didn’t know.

Inane  because Id guess not a week ago YOU didnt know either

                                                                     Just share  Don question

You sound angry.

Irritated

         You don want me questioning you on things Ive known a long time an you havent a clue    Do you

A simple question  Binary

I thought it fascinating.

Then share the fascination   Joe In the early seventeenth century sixteehunreds I know century confuses the shit out of you In the early seventeenth century there was an epic boom and bust of tulips in Holland

Tulips distract me

                   I think  two lips  I think  new lipstick Wha do you think Comere an let me try it No no youll smear it Or  you can kiss me   elsewhere

BOOM

       not bust  wee bit of choke

 

 

Are you quite through?

Waylay me I waylay you

    Broken tulips sold for as much six times someone’s yearly salary.

Fortunately Im familiar

                         Something called a mosaic virus I love the word mosaic infected the bulb an caused the flower to break its lock on a single color

An old girlfriend two really great lips adored tulips as much as I adored hers   She shared with me

Tell me you werent fishing for a question despite the fact you were

                                                                         Awfully transparent

Despite you thinking not

    I like thaya keep tryin though

 

Can I refresh your vodka?

Thanks  Ill go in with you

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tulips  https://www.investopedia.com/terms/d/dutch_tulip_bulb_market_bubble.asp

Mississippi  https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/09/mississippi-bubble.asp

South Seas Bubble  https://www.investopedia.com/articles/personal-finance/062315/five-largest-asset-bubbles-history.asp

broken tulips  https://amsterdamtulipmuseum.com/blogs/tulip-facts/broken-tulips-the-beautiful-curse

psycho

         path

socio

                 pathetic

apathetic

flummoxed to orgasm

                      What was that?

why were they  she wet he hard

    What was that?

he could have said

                    but he knew them cruel killed a chained barking dog with a bat a cat with a bow an arrow and laughed as it tried twisting back on himselfherself to rid it of an axis axle not of their knowing  and slowly writhing  die

       still laughing

                         wiping tears from their eyes

 

he could have said Youre sick

                                but had walked away

complained to the police

walked to their house and told their mother

told the dogs owner

buried the cat

he detested them

                          pathetic

socio

       path

psycho

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Woowooo step asideaway Mr Tolkien

                                        Storming your cellar door  ambivalent bivalve

Woudbe Shells   Difficult to care to emote when ones boundaries have to be split rather than penetrated

Yes

Ones

Molluscs are sentient  chuckled thinking Shylock  Merchant of Venice

                                                                        If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? hed love to see oysters giggle emit silver quivering threads of bubbles If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge? that rare bad oyster which sends us to the toilet waste bucket on our laps as we shit and vomit at the very same time

Mad molluscs

                second phonaesthetic candidate

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