talking with his daughter last
evening she blew him up with two sentences she hadnt shared with him before because
as much reading and writing he did she assumed he was familiar with them
they were haggard from death
the familys eighth death inside a
year
he recently had written a letter
to her boyfriend thanking him for films he thought he might enjoy if he didnt have
them
her boyfriend was struggling with his handwriting he could have been a tagger
I tried hard babe I really did to write legibly I reread it twothree times and thought I had achieved plain
You’re never plain, Dad.
I tried
the
self-depreciating monkey Funny he said
You know I am.
So you provided him a decoder
ring as it were
A decoder ring she laughed I suppose I did.
Thank you
You know what you could have done?
No Wha
Written him the sentence The quick
brown fox jumped over the lazy dog.
The quick brown fox jumped over
the lazy dog Why would I have written
him thatI never heard of it Whas that
about
Dad? What’s that about?
Youre being rhetorical correct
You never heard that sentence
before?
You mean Daughter beating her father senseless with a
brown fox and a lazy dogNo
You’re kidding me?
Yareally gonna continue beating me while Im unconscious
I can’t believe it.
Believe Whas the import of the sentence
Jeez, Dad, it’s every letter of
the alphabet in a sentence.
I learned in grade school.
Well should have shared it with me edumacated me
Kids think their parents know
everything.
Nah By the time I was seveneight I recognised
serious discrepancies between the newspapers words and ideas I was delivering
and what they knew a freakin void I couldnt see the canyon wall on the other
side
Well, between Sis and I we never
saw a canyon at all between us.
Nah, maybe a teeny tiny fissure an ant can step over.
Wow yare certainly being magnanimous
Did I open a can of worms
Maybe, maybe not.
he took a deep breath Lemme hear it
You’ll like it.
Ill like it
Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
buffalo buffalo Buffulo buffalo. The first, third and seventh buffalo are capitalized.
I really like the subject as you said Nope Never
Never?
Never
Never?
This an echo chamber
Man, Dad, you’re blowing me away.
If I may Ill borrow your phrase Good Times Good Times
Ah.
Lets not forget the good times
123 or 1323, Thursday,
25 2. 21