14.4.21

 

  :  :  Sp ck mix up.

that was convenient 
                                      Convenience                                                                              
Homo convenience 

he raved against it 
                     screw it was gonna take a shota swing he really disliked abbreviations and acronyms                                                                                                                                        
replying he texted  :  :  Sp ck  spell check? Yare gonna blame the machineyer smartphone huh A built-in fall guy until one day it takes exception and comes after you with a vengeance – or orders another machine to 


the sp ck arose because out of the blue he texted him  :  :  Tiny T’s. We don’t need another Hero.

the only thing in it that added up was Hero

he texted earlier that the film The Hero was available at the library they could pick it up before they stopped for coffee later that day

Tina was auto-corrected to Tiny the machine understood him to use Tiny more frequent

why 
      whos running the fucking show 


why didnt he disable auto-correct and suffer his misspellings

he said he didnt have time to look up proper spellings becau . . 
. . Because its better to be incoherent than spell a word wrong then a queer incorrect word is dropped in

The text wasn’t incoherent; you got it right.

I got your sp ck not wha Tiny referred to

Come on, everyone’s familiar with We don’t need another hero; Tina Turner.

If yare a fan Tiny Ts didnt get me anywhere near the hood ifya don mind the colloquialism Tiny T’s provided me tiny tits 
   Anwhy the fuck would you be writin about tiny tits in the confines of your text

I wouldn’t.

But you didnt read your text before you sent it Yaint no stenographer not onehunredtwenty words a minute

No, I did not.

This aint the first time Ive harped on it I recommend you do Particularly if yare so concerned about misspelling a fucking word Misspelling a word to reliable content and context  Jeesus

You’re upset because you don’t like the technology.

Hmm Lemme think  A technology that makes you look like an asshole

Lighten up, man.

Lighten up 
           Yare the one with a bug up their ass about incorrect spellings Id think if you were youd also be concerned that your text makes sense rather than being Homo convenience

Homo convenience? What’s that?

A moniker yare that 
                      Whatevers convenient flies in this world Its more convenient to throw things away than make things that last a lifetime Planned obsolescence Throw it away so you can buy the next and throw it away too  an next the next anthe next Be a good lil consumer 
                                              Imagine Consumer IDs A chip implanted in your armthey do it to pets  for convenience sakes

An thinkin furthur 
                    Sp ck rolled his eyes as he listened 
                                                          Donroll yer eyes I aint being facetious Six million Jews cant be wrong  Concentration camp tattoos 
                                       So fuckin convenient Donhave to carry a wallet ID creditcard purse Scan me up Scotty allusion to StarTrek Gouge that neat chip out of your arm it flashed around consuming until yare able to staunch the bleeding so you donbleed out then call authorities on your nifty manufactured cohort which aint doin ya any damn favours currently 


That’s dark, man, that’s the dark side; you neglect the good things it provides.

Good things like  convenience right 
                                       The light bright side as yasay is advertised to the hilt aint never ever going anywhere near admitting its dark applications

Man he was frustrated Up to you. You’re just gonna be left behind.

No Incorrect  Im not buying in  Not buying in one is unable to be left behind

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Did I hear you right?  

he really liked her face

her eyes were wide spread  broad First People nose 
                                                            a wellshaped mouth
Excuse me

she came up behind him in the kitchen he asked if shed like coffee and she said yes

Did I hear you thank your coffeemaker?

We go way back  Her bottoms a little leaky but whats not to like about that A Proctor Silex straight coffeemaker no bells an whistles She makes coffee an she takes her sweet time about it so yare really wanting it by the time she finishes

But . . you thanked your coffeemaker.

I did

I . ah . . I find that . uh . little . . 
. . Odd

I wouldn’t say od . . 
. . I did Was tryin to help you along


Unusual.

Unusual to thank someone that did something for you

A coffeemaker is a something.

It provided coffee for us

Yes, but . . 
. . No  It provided us cups of coffee That its inanimate doesnt preclude that it favoured us and whenever someonesomething favours me I take care to thank them it because I appreciate their labour 
                                                                                                 Also keeps one in practisereminds them to thank human beings when they favour them or provide them something they wantedasked for like the peach pie from the bakery tonight 


You’ll have to admit it’s a little peculiar.

I don Ive been thankful since I was a boy An let me tell ya when a machine an inanimate object fails us we bitch it out pretty damn good donwe

her eyelashes fluttered again

she had amazing eyes 




he caught her face reflecting off the glass outside a small department store he liked window shopping and this particularly store was known throughout the town for its window dressing par excellence the way the French say it   

then he caught her eyes

she looked into his eyes off the glass

he turned immediately 
                         Good evening

Good evening.

An amazing display isnt it Always is

Yes, like a piece of art.

Im happy you said that because Ive said as much an people look at me crosseyedconfused 
                                                                                               Though as said Beauty art is in the eye of the beholder

Yes, yes it is.

he extended his hand 
                        Names Joe

she fumbled a bit she was holding something in her hands that he didnt pay any attention to it was utterly extraneouscouldnt hold a candle to her presence

whatever it was she tucked into her jacket pocket and took his hand 
                                                                         Avril.

French April  My favourite monthbirth month A pleasure to meet you Avril

A pleasure to meet you, Joe.

You have an appreciation for art 
                                   it wasnt a question 
You’re direct.

I am Times awastin Waste not want not 
                                            But I donwanna beat ya senseless with platitudes prosaic statements  However that said he looked in her eyes the whole while you seem to have more sense an senses in you that I couldnt beat out of you if I had all night 
                                  An all day tomorrow
My. 
      her eyelashes fluttered

they were long he felt secure theyd be good handholds if he began falling deeply into her eyes 
                                                                                                     My

Yes. Someone, not me, might call that a line, however an improbable line.

I don have lines Just say wha one inspires in me An not always pleasant derogatory likewise

Direct, as I said.

I am Could I make you a cup of coffee

Buy me a cup of coffee?

No Make I rent a small bungalow a couple blocks down and up a street on the right Fivetwelve an a half North Fourth It sits at the back of the lot Agnes my landlord owns the house in front 
                                                                           I make a better cup of coffee than most places sell Its the beans

she looked at himassessing him

Its not a make or break proposition Avril I can ask for your telephone number for some other time if youd rather Seems we have a lot to talk about

Another time . . . 
                   she like it hang 

he didnt shift in his shoeshis countenance remained unperturbed he wasnt driving the bus

Another time . . . 
                   then she laughed gaylyshe didnt cover her mouth Why? No time like the present.

Ah Nice uptake yare quick 

I am.

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