I must be dim

If I agree with you are you going to get pissed off?

Ifya use pissed

If I agree with you are you going to be upset?

No

What makes you think you’re dim, as in dimmed-witted correct?

Yes

I believe . .

. . Believe . .

. . Had to go to church with my Maw.

Had to

Yes. My father made me.

Wasnt it up to him to attend with her

He golfed on Sundays.

Anyer the oldest

I was . .

. . Condemned  

In a word . . yes

For how . .

. . Years, fucking years, though I did make my Mom very happy attending with her. 

It begins Forgive me FatherBless me Father . for I have sinned. My last confession was yadyad years ago. Then spill your guts.

Thas creepy Didnt know

Now ya do.

Before I confess my dimness ya remember any formal prayers of sorrow

he slowly turned his head to face him a real puss he must have thought

Don play poker do ya

What of it?

Lemme heardgive it to me  Knock me out

Really?

Im spillin my guts  Wet the floor

Just listen . . My God, I am sorry for my sins with all my heart.

Ohwow  If I were Gawd Id fuck you

Really?

Continue I apologise  Ya sold me

I repeated it for years.  I can give you the Cub Scout oath ifya like too . .

. . Nah no better Cub Scout than Gawd

. . . All my heart. 

                  In choosing to do wrong and failing to do good, I have sinned against you whom I should love above all things.

Awesome Reminds me of your relationship with your father  

You gonna keep interrupting?

No

Thank you. I firmly intend, with your help to do penance, to sin no more, and to avoid whatever leads me to sin. Our Savior Jesus Christ suffered and died for us. In his name, my God, have mercy.

Thas it

Yeah.

Thawas licketysplit  Im impressed 

                                     Yet despite prostrating themselves before Gawddoin penance  to sin no more  theyre backSunday unable to keep their word 

                                                 Tithes A fluid relationship  Get squeakyclean spend the week doin who knows wha then back for another whitewash  Like washing a car

he fixed him sternly with his eyes

I quit interrupting

  Dim. Explain.

    Yes

       The song Eagles Witchy Woman 

Yeah.

Crazy laughter in another room and she drove herself madness with a silver spoon

Yeah.

Yah Whatha mean to you

She drove herself to madness with a silver spoon?  You kiddin me?

   Tell me

Cocaine.

I thought you were going to say tha

Of course cocaine.

I didnt care for cocaine  

What else would you think?

Whaelse woudya think

Your confession.

Masturbate I imagined her masturbating

                                            When shes done I get to lick it like cake batter or frosting off a beater  reminded me of weekends afternoons baking when my Maw baked

Maw. You’ll keep my mother out of this, keep her away, a long long way away.

Are you going to acknowledge that?

Cant

Can’t? 

       Why not?

I bought my Maw a vibrator for Christmas once Bought it on good authorityhad fallen in with a den of lesbians wellconnected bought hash through them so I figured why not  whod know better than they

                                                                                                  The place was always rocking with crazy laughter 

I don’t know if you’re dim.

  Really

            Tha might be the nicest thing yave ever said to me

1854,  Day-between-Two-Ts,  3  8. 22

1519,  Thursday,  11  8. 22

Eagles  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCcEjZQQNjo

Two:two two shoo flydon bother me  shoo fly don bother me  Awcomon manUP yare a fly

po thing  thing spinninround on its backmakes its belly back agin its wings work but no lift  its unwilling to crawl

  Thas admirable

                    it is a FLY

coudave stepped on it put it out of its misery does a fly know misery 

                                                                       he stoopd corralld it in his hands closed them took it out  Ya donwanna die in a house

outside he placed it on a shadedslice of railing painted white too hot in the sun 

                                                                                   he was considerate humane

not to be confused with human

  quiet  suddenlyspun in a tight krazedcircle made its feet  it looked like a gem turquoisepurplish in the daylight

                                                                                                                       Better

the fly suddenlyspunleapt off the railing  landed in a bedding of spiderweb clinging between bush shootsleaves

Awcomon man 

                   he hoped it died before the spider knew

222preferred, ReggaeFriday,  12  8. 22

. . . algorithmaroused advertisements from Hell creepcrawl across his computer screen like ants blowflies at a bloated corpse 

           he didnt know what to expect when he leaned into read what Joe wrote as he went to refill their coffees

Joe hadnt shared it with him

he was being nosey

Joe entered the room he called his studio with the coffees

                                                             I let the cream bounce off the bottommy wife liked it that way hope its okay for you 

he drank his black

clearing his throatloosening a couple flies he inadvertently swallowedhis jaw hanging open

                                                                                        Arg aah I’m sure it’ll be fine.

Joe sat again on the vintage mustardyellow Steelcase swivel chair before the screen it had seen better days but so had he 

   Its okay

he sipped the coffee  Yes. Spot on.

Good Aim to please Lemme shut this down well head out onto the porch and yak out there

Good idea. So ah listen . . I gotta confess.

Joe left the computer beturned on the chair to face him  A confession I need to find my priest collar before ya begin Without it I cant legitimately absolve you

You’re funny no . . I just wanted to say to admit, I read what you wrote.

Thas your confession

Yeah. You didn’t say I could.

I woudave sure but you havent shown interest

When you push words together the results confuse me . . it’s . . taxing . .

. . An you don wanna work that hard 

I don’t.

         Where's the piece going?

The computer advertisements

Yes.

IKEA Youre familiar

Yes.

When did you first see an IKEA catalog

I think when it first hit ground in the States, I’d guess late 80s, pretty sure before you showed up out here.

Late eightynine

There you have it.

I first saw it a hint of it in the film Fight ClubEdward Norton filling his apartment

Good film.

Great film

              I thought IKEA was movie prop 

A movie prop? 

Yahhad no idea it was legitactually existed 

                                              Went to play poker with some friends a year or so after my wife died and an catalog was sitting on the back of the toilet Me being me I had to bray my ignorance I walked out to the table with it in hand and asked if it was a product from the film or if IKEA actually existed You can imagine their howl they lost their shitcoudnt believe Id never heard of it 

                                          I had to laugh too

So the line . . 

. . The line was fomented by another company that looks like they took their lead from Fight ClubIve no idea how I propagated its advertisement Joss and Martin lifted right out of the film Im tellin ya 

                                                                                         I resent ads theyre horseshit I have a hard time they can lead people around by their nose I cant say any ad Ive had the misfortune to see has ever informed me or made me drop wha I was doin run out an buy it

Ah, but you’re a lousy consumer, maybe . maybe a carbon toeprint.

Toeprint I like tha

1915,  Monday,  8  8. 22

1133,  ReggaeFriday,  12  8. 22

Hey Hey Hey guttural out of the back of ones throat an homage to iconic Fat Albert a childrens cartoon character

Fat Alberts refrain rang in his ears it livened up the legal discourse between US Attorney General Merrick Garland and Former and the sniveling cavalcade that follows with their nose at his ass like dogs   

abruptlytersely mincing no words Garland flouted a circumspect machismo handily bitchslappin the officious mouthylying Former his cohorts an shadowy online civil war freaks who thrill attempting to spiteredress Garland the DOJ the FBI 

              their caustic errant narrative fell into their laps like hot steaming shit thatll take the crease out of their slackspleat out of their skirts

Former has until 3PM Eastern Friday to put up or shut up

last night,  Thursday, 11  8. 22

1221, ReggaeFriday,  21  8. 22

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kyb7-Hw0BE 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcFV8I-xx6Q  Doocy asking Rep. Steve Scalise  minute-marks: 0:57secondsBING  bring on Ducey @ 02:18  Scalise remarks that “agents go rogue” @ 03:33 then winding in Rep. Perrys smartphone taken by agents @ 04:10  Mar-a-Lago property search and Perrys phone have nothing to do with each other

https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/republican-leader-takes-anti-fbi-arguments-weird-direction-rcna42807?icid=nextpost_bot