when he belched it came out arab

    meant nothing by it

                             he belched

What’s that about?

Wha

Arab.

    I belched

That's offensive.

    I   I don know any Arabs

                                 Persians

Ja

Not Arabs

You better stop that.

Its involuntary

Can you voluntarily fart

Best back off, man.

You back off

                 I  just  belched

1938,  Saturday,  30  8. 25

I didnt walk until after I was two

My kid brother my Irish twin walked before I did

                                                    Almost a year before I did

Was there something wrong with you?

wasnt a better subject to break the ice at a bar when meeting a girl for the first time

                                                                                         No I was very fat

How fat’s fat?

You familiar with babies

Second of five.

The three younger a lot younger you changed their diapers younger

she laughed it was musical dimples accompanied

                                                They were youngeryes.

My birthweight was seven an an ounce

                                            Yours

I was eightfifteen.

How long

Twentytwo and a half.

Big baby

Of us five, the biggest.

So then youre familiar not only with birthweights but weight as babies grows I think their average weight at a year is twentytwo pounds

                              Wha arya drinking

An apricot fizz, ginger ale, they have Vernors.

Coud I buy you a drink

Is that what it’ll cost me to hear the rest of this story?

It wasnt gonna be

                     Is now

Ya twisted my arm.

                      Yes. Please.

heldup his arm caught Sams eye

                                    she heldup a finger one sec

What was that? Bar's busy. Are you two connected?

Telepathically

    What’s up, Joe?

Sam Delilah wou . .

. . Seriously. Your name’s Delilahbecause that’s the kind of shit Joe thinks up.

No. Seriously.

they burst outlaughed together

                                        he couldnt have been more pleased the jiggle between them was awesome

Gals Can we rein it in youre killin me

You wish. they spoke overechoed each other

I doSam

           Delilah will have the apricot fizz Vernors ginger ale Ill have a Guinness large Jameson please

to tip him just a bit further Your wish is my command.

I wish

Sam laughed more dimples more jiggle

                                            Be back as soon as the Guinness creams.

She’s a kick.

She is

You two ever an item?

We wished

             We met she was in a relationship When she wasnt I was

We became good buddies at virulent cross purposes

I like her.

Eminently likable

Birthweight.

Ja

    Twentytwo pounds at a year 

Born at seven

At six months twentyseve . .

. . OH MY GOD.

Fat fat fat fat baby

                      My fat rolls had fat rolls  However

I am confident not walking till after two was for another reason

What other reason could that possibly be?

At birth  Anticipating it . .

. . Anticipating?

Yadidnt

    I can’t say I did.

I did

      At birth freed of my umbilical coil I stood astride my mothers thighs like a Colossus

I think I pulled a muscle or muscles badly

Took me two years to recover

    a smile was sneaking onto her face

                                     You’re so full of shit.

Sam overheard Delilah

                          He is, isn’t he?

2244,  Tuesday,  12  8. 25

1524,  Saturday,  30  8. 25

wasnt his

wished it were 

Marc Maron comedian

he suggests that people who are appalled by abortion clinics could be appeased

                                                                                      change the name

call it an angel factory

family friends could see why he wished it was his

religious people argued angels are finite

Marons solution

baptise what will be expelled foetuses

family friends could see why he wished it was his

what was his

               Nazi death camps for Jews could have been a hoot aside from its horrors

he knewhands down pole that he was if a death camp was filled with ghetto polacks spiced with homosexuals gypsies  a few untermenschen tossed in a few lebensunwerten Lebens tossed in that crew would resort to some awfullyapeshit black humour

                                                       give Jews a run for their money oooh

Lifes a comedy club  

Cant take a joke

Shouldnt have come in  

1648,  Monday,  11  8. 25

1236,  Saturday,  30  8. 25

Maron  Angel Factory  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YDoY0lm0u1E

I think thasah  problematic

How so?

    Yareally believe tha

                                  Give me an example

Give me a myth

A myt . .

. . You said the mythologiesya got more than one the mythologies than define us

                                                                                      Im only askin for one

One

Thasall

Anunderstand Im not included in your us

No us?

No

I’d have to think.

How much time ya need

                            I prefer you don table it put it off for another time because  yaknow   because I gotta pull teeth to remind ya whaya said when ya said youd think over

Its tedious

    I’m sorry. Off the top of my head I can’t think of one.

Dig deeper

            Yareally don want me fillin the gap

 

I can’t.

Lemme help

    Help? You?

Sure

         Drop myth mythology mythologies

Canya do tha

Getem out of your skull

I can try.

I can evictem ifya like

Evict them?

Easy

    You know, I’d like to see that I’d like to see you evict something from my head.

No sweat

           Wont be kind

I aint kind

No.  No you’re not.

                       An expertise, I’d say.

Happy we see eye to eye

Take your best shot, man.

Ill give you mythologies is creativewas a nice surprise

                                                            But all yave done is dressedup lies

Lies you tell yourself to make yourself feel goodbut unfortunately  lies you spread about yourself to others seeking favourability

To be liked

Which you do

You need to be liked

    Terribly

In this moment . . . I’m not liking you.

I don care

             Come now give me a lie tha defines you

1331,  Monday,  25  8. 25

1107,  Saturday,  30  8. 25

the symmetric 252 on the face of the electric clock concluded not just his dreaming of three attractive conversant young women but also a monologue a current running under their vying

it was I AM AM

Whas tha spposed to mean

                             Caps lock

Im to discuss it engage it before its corrected to I am  AM    am

hed give it time

 

 

 

it remained I AM AM

reversed it  MA MA I

    Possible

when his wife died

                     he became MAMA as well as PAPA to his childrennot a hat he ever thought or imagined hed wear

    Has to be simpler

I AM AM

I am AM an acronym

                        AM Morning  Before noon  Ante Meridiem Latin  before midday

    I am morning he was mourning he always will

but didnt think that would be the undercurrent as he conversed with three beautiful women

Theres a hint

                     chorus of mariachis

I thought youd be asleep

Ya woke us Were talking too loud to the gals an to yourself

                                                               People are tryin to sleep Forget your manners

Youll excuse me all to hell

                            I don think of you as people interestinghowever  you do

Thas a conversation for another time or in the morning   Its early

Im up

You have been

                  Weve been betting on whether or not wed witness a nocturnal emission

A wet dream

Ja

    Youre intellectual conversation with the girls was devolving

It was

But only in the way in your inimitable style that youre able to devolve whaever subject  sexualise it

Fresh breadcrumbs leading birds to your cock

    I like your imagery

Its not ours  Its yours

I like my imagery

 

 

I AM AM

Ja

Whaya think now

AM is an acronym

Ja

First letter A    Is an A

                              Not a word

Ja

M

Ja

You were betting on a wet dream

Ja

    Masturbator

Ah there you have it  Confessions good for the soul    Soul

                                                                 We got you  Just a matter of saying

Although not a sin not a fault

Never said it was

                    We think whaever gives one pleasurefeels good cant be bad

Were in agreement

In cahoots

I dig your lingo

0252,  Monday,  25  8. 25

0953,  Saturday,  30  8. 25

Iron Butterfly  Most Anything You Want  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QZdITJX6I0

3

he woke

through the window still dark outside

turned to the rustic feedtrough he used as a nightstandlooked at the hands of the alarm clock 252  823 comon

liked its symmetry  2  5  2

liked evenmore that he woke from a dream where he was conversant with 3 young women

    thatd make 5  5  5 or 2  8  2 which was round as opposed to a prickly 4  4  4 or 7  7  7 serrated

he rolled back kept rolling onto his left side  assumed the fetal position  sighed

                                                                                     imagined his daughter

her love of numerology

in the morning hed run the numbers

 

252  9

         represent the planet Mars  9 is powerful

823  3

         is communicative  the 3 conversant women

555  6

         is the embodiment of the heart

282  3 again

444  3 again

777  3 again

    Well babe addressing his daughter through the ether seems 3s my number for the day  Even the 6 an 9 are derived by divisible by 3

Monday,  25  8. 25

0900 HA,  Saturday,  30  8. 25 added together is 9

should make for a promising day

https://www.numerology.com/articles/about-numerology/single-digit-number-9-meaning/