Aye ayeaye
now this is the recipean keep
it under your fucking hat mums the word or Ill take it out on your Mum your Da any blood relatives you have or I suspect
unless of coursean youd be a fool otherwise relate it to someone as they peel cnotes
from an obese wad they have a suckup a lackey secret up their ass as they foul their countbut all the time keep
peeling cnotes while beginning their count over again
You take ten twelve reality show starsheroes
or those who think they are coked out of
their minds on too many applications of pancake makeup too much eyeliner applied to see straight too many prosthetics to enhance their sex
appeal an virility Im talking bona fide preened
reality stars those who gullible viewers marvel at their status
You take the ten or twelve by
force blackbag em
You ensconce em in a remote
location a Survivortype locale palms
cocoanuts white sand lush green tangled jungle formidable reptiles an insects
You run the first gambit
You have your first elimination
However the clever twist to this
game when the tribal council is convened when theyre required to vote off one of
their members the twist that denied member is actually eliminatedkilled an this Reality game the stars discover is stone
cold reality
The winner the sole survivor
theyre left to survive at that locale by their own devises no repatriation
consider themselves an emigrant they had no choice
However as I see itas Id see it if I were a playerwhich Id never be I lack the narcissist attribute to the extent that is required Id hedge my bet Id steal one of the television cables were
not actually filming
itd be to their chagrin if they discovered thatbut were confident theyre
so inuredaccustomed by their fame that the circumstance of not actually being
filmed wouldnt occur to themtheyve played to the cameras for so longplayed to
their unseen audiences too long
but as I was saying Id hedge my betuse that cable as a garrote get as many as I could in the first night of
the first execution
Whats the recipe for
If you cant answer that then you might be a perfectthough lesser known
Survivor gamepiece
evening, Thursday,
11 1. 18
1222, Sunday,
4 2. 18
1081
days remaining or fewer
