they mixed it up politics culturebut not pop culture they were clueless unwoke  inevitably he drove their conversationhe was a storyteller the others werent how hard was it to tell a story

                                                                       so because they wouldnt he drove their yapping he introduced vampires and zombiesrelated a Canadian movie hed seen called Blood Quantum a crazy take on cowboys and Indians zombified

he related how the Red Crow Indians scabbed-together a haphazard fortress on their reservation to endure and survive in the months after the zombie apocalypse a woman is found wandering outside the ramshackle sheet metal walls during a hunting trip  of course shell turn into a zombie  and when she flips she flips while shes alone with a stupid fuck who thought he had gamewas Gods Gift to women lotsa guys like that

three men realising Romeo is missing go looking for him and discover her eating him they enter the room from behind her she turns slightlyturns her head over her shoulder in her hand is Gods Gifts cock that she had torn off before they can put a bullet through her head she bites the head off the cock chews it opened mouth 

                                                                                            MAN OH MAN! makes sense

they groan asif their cocks were chewed

                                         in that groanmoment he began relating a story he often told a conversation about him and his Maw and cannibalism she insisted she wouldnt eat human flesh to survive I’d rather die. of course his reply was  Great babe just more for me to eat GROANS

that story never missed a groan

What wouldn’t you eat? his brotherinlaw asked

To date he was thoughtful  I dont think Id eat Okie afterbirth though truth be known Ive had a buddys wifes placenta that she made up in a cheese soufflé grated Comte Gruyere and Parmesan It was tasty Philip couldnt bring himself to eat it  you know the punchline

they looked at him a trio of bovines

Really

        Really guys

What? What’s the punchline?

Christ Yaint listenin

they shrugged

he cleared his throat I said he waited a couple of beats to see if one of them would say but their bland expressions said it all it wasnt coming  I said  Great babe just more for me to eat

didnt miss a groan

 

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-teria  suffix  denoting self-serving establishment  The New Oxford American Dictionarys example is washeteria, on the pattern of cafeteria

a washeteria hadnt heard of that is otherwise known as a laundromat

huh  the only reason he got into this game was thinking of vomiteria  which is incorrect  the word is vomitorium  which are entrance and exit passages in a Roman amphitheater or theater  he preferred theatre  not according to popular misconception  a place where ancient Romans went to vomit while feasting to make more room in their stomachs for more food

           he held that popular misconception BOO  there is however a vomitory  where one would go to vomit he still liked vomiteria best    

he wondered what the other –terias might be

ah  a favourite plant of his  wisteria

a favoured attack against women  hysteria

Yuck!  bacteria

               he counted 12 prefixes for –bacteria  say eubacteria  simple cells with rigid cell walls and often flagella for movement  a flagellating cell  he happened into one once upon a time for shits and giggles  three cracks of her whip he used the safeword   

-teria was his criteria

hatteria or rather tuatara (only one living species in New Zealand  Maori “peaks on the backs”) its a greenish-grey lizard-like rhynchocephalian (beakhead) reptile   

Santeria  similar to voodoo  based on Yoruba deities and Roman Catholic saints his money was on the Yoruba deities on countries like Nigeria Benin Ghana Togo Ivory Coast Sierra Leone Liberia and Brasil 

arteria  Latin word meaning artery

and lastly some genera for birds and flowering plants and trees

                                                                  WHO KNEW?

he didnt

all he wanted was to have been correct about vomiteria

now hed have to put that away

meybe live with vomitory

                           say   a mens or womens dormitory on any major college campus BAM

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